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The weekend wrap up

So This weekend in itself was very busy. We had a little bbq friday night at my place for my brothers bday. It was all good in the hood, it was just family and a davidsitos. There was so much food omg.. i ate it all weekend long lol. It was fun, margaritas, beerb, mojitos.. and hellla grubbin. WEEE!

Sat was the pseudo lazy day.. we ended up going out to Frankos in Watsonville.. which I will gladly say I will never go to again. It was fun, only because the long islands are huge.. its overpriced for such a queen fest. 10$? and the freaking moron who cant count behind the counter.. He charged Alex 20 bucks for a long island and 2 bud lights.. This guy was like latino-shrek behind the counter.. ugly as sin.. and let me tell you SIN IS UGLY! Anyhow Shrektino overcharged by 3 bucks and alex gave a tip lol. Oh man.. that is rediculous.. HOWEVER.. that first Long Island was so freaking good as in it actually tasted good.. i let it slide.. the others not so good but we didnt get over charged.

Sunday we were going to go to santa cruz, but decided against it.. Went and finally picked up our digital camera! YAY I GOT ONE FINALLY! Why are these bitches so expensive? We got a Cyber Shot, this camera ended up costing us 300 once we got insurance on it. Ah well.. You only buy it once and hopefully it lasts a while.. and weee!

Also I started reworking the blog. Actually a full web site. its sorta a work in progress and im playing around with fonts, different templates.. and seeing how it all works together. http://web.mac.com/reubensitos/iWeb/Site/Blog/Blog.html is the site. Let me know what you think. Once I figure it out, ill make it all uniform and switch over... sweeetness!! I NEED INPUT!

Its Friday in the hauuuuuse

WHATS UP PEEPS!!! Its T G I F! And I am excited about it! Tonight is my brothers shindig at my housie. We will have all the fixings the salsita the cheeps the yummys and the cake! SWEEETT!!!! I have to go get him a giftie not sure what yet, but im going to rush out of here to get it done. Tomorrow I rest hopefully get my oil changed on "El Jeffe" Thats my calibers name lol. We decided that last night =) Sunday Mike is coming I hope. I have to go buy a aero bed for him. WEEE!

Anywho so who wants a Helio? People you all need Helio! I love the service, the phone.. its lovely.. i am now considered a Helion lol. WEEEEE!

Did you see that Lindsay turned herself in. Its so funny that Paris was first, Lindsay will be second, Nicole will be third.. these media whores are rockin our Justice system! Its kind of sad though, to see these chicks fall from grace, however its a much needed wake up call.

ALso is a Kia a bad car? I like their little mini suv... im thinking i want it.. that or the hyundai santa fe... what would paris hilton do?

Happy Thursday!

Its thursday today thank god which means one day til Friday and my little BBQ for my brother :) Who turns 32! YAY! Im looking forward to the carne asada and yummys and good times. I am not sure what to get him, but I think I will keep it on the low since we are buying him a dining room table for his new condito con cheeps.

So Tuesday night I DID get to finally see Transformers and omgwtfbbqpewpewpew! That was awesome! I enjoyed it 110% and what is up with that girl who was so unbelievable looking, wow.. they just don't make them any finer than that. And I want a car that transforms now. I enjoyed it and I want bumblebee.

That reminds me, Stardust will be the next movie I see or that one the Golden Compass. So many great fantasy movies to see! MAKES ME HAPPY!

Anyhow, enjoy your thursday TTYT

Happy Transformers Tuesday

YAY its the day we go see Transformers with the pasty lovies! I can't wait. I need to see this movie before I die of non geekness. To celebrate I picked up the Optimash Prime Mr Potatoe Head last night. GEEK TOYS FOR THE WIN!

So I am having a pseudo grouchy day today, its not GREEN GROUCHIE day.. but kinda close. I think its because I am a house these days. I need to go back to Condo size.. But summer is about eating drinking and being out and about and I have done ALOT of that. Like alot alot of that. Time to hit the gym 4 days a week again. I think I have enjoyed my sebatical of the fatt-ical lol.

I finally set up Alex's new Ipod today. Going to send in my rebate for a cool 200 buckaroonies! YES!

I love summer!

Talk about good times this weekend. Like the oh mah gawdness good times =) Friday Night we drove up to San Fran for dinner on the Pier.. ended up eating at Rainforest Cafe for a spensive din din.. Me Alex and JuanJo. We ended up hitting the leather bars after for a few drinks.. they were miserable, i was in my element lol.. so about 11:30 we drove home :) ah well.

Saturday was the day of Carlos bday shindig. Where we went to 99 bottles of beer. There was like 14 of us representing and the girls were hoochified sexy and loud lol. I love them =) It was all cleavage and lots of beer. By the end of the night Carlos was toasted, we were driving home, me and alex had a little argument in the car, but made up by the time we went to bed.. don't you just love sugar after a good argument?

Sunday i stayed in.. just me and maxie while alex worked. Then i ordered spaghetti, garlic bread salad and desert from this place that delivers and when he got home, i turned on the patio bistroish lights, lit some candles in the huricane lamp set them on the outside table and me and him ate a great dinner and chit chatted all night. Its the kinda stuff summer is about. I <3 my lovie :)

Tomorrow is Tranformers Tuesday! YAY!

Of love and Purpleness

Yesterday I was trying to school alex on purple music. You know Prince and his Protegees and associated artists. Shiela E, The Time, Jesse Johnson... and we were kinda dancing around.. and i was playing some bootlegs i had.. and it was cool. I really love the openness and even if he didnt get it, we had a cool night.. I really love that Alex.. we have the best relationship ever. I am so enamoured and its been 4 years next month.. Its crazy in this lifestyle to have a relationship last past 2 months.. let alone 4 years and have it be as strong as it is. I love every moment of things the good and the bad.

Tonight I am thinking I want to go to SF to hit the pier for some dinner. But we have been more on the go than not, so we may skip.. i will leave it up to him. Maybe we need a couple days of relaxation. After all tomorrow night is 99 bottles of beer in Santa Cruz for Carlos' bday.. and what the heck do i get that guy? What would Paris Hilton do?

Happy Harry Potter Thursday

Even though I saw it last night.. I LOVED IT! It was dark, moody and very VERY fun! Did it make me feel sexy eating 5 pounds of pop corn and a diet coke? HELL YEAH IT DID! Do I think I want to go to the movies again tonight? Possibly.. I still havent seen Transformers... Where do i go to see that one? Either that or we go up to Santa Cruz for 9.95 night.. same price fun but hours of it? hmmm... maybe we stay home go to the grocery store and make something yummy instead.... Well Corn Dogs and Roller Coasters do sound like fun though.....

What do you think? What would Paris Hilton do? W.W.P.H.D.

Where or where has my wallet gone?

Oh where oh where can he be? I know its at home somewhere.. but where oh where? I came to work without it ugh. So that means I can't buy my harry potter tickets like I wanted to on the Fandango. sigh.. It also means I have no lunch money.... which means that this box of cheerios is going to have to be my breakfast and lunch.. unless i get someone to feel sorry for me and buy me lunchie wunchie.

So what the hell is up with this weather? I mean its like too random for me. I need sunshine in my life. I know I NEED PARIS HILTON to come take me shopping! YAY!!! Paparazzi pleeeease!

I am craving kfc...but i wont say the C word because my ads will change back to the past. So lets just say it goes bock bock.

Coffee Smoffee

So why is coffee the devil this morning. I would rather not have a cup than have a weak cup. UGH now im grouchy time. I bought this hamilton beach 3 in one beverage center.. it makes weak shibby.. taking this thing back. I want my cup of coffee back too! /cry. it hurts my soul.

So anyhow today is my moms first day at the gym. She is going at 7 and asked me to go.. um no.. you have a trainer for the day, why would i go with you lol. my sister is going with her anyway.. :) I plan on going at 4:30. Oh snap Alex is off.. maybe we just go see Transformers finally? Apparently everyone has seen it but me. UGH..

And because Oscar has a tatoo, I want one too.. so what should I get?

The weekend of the mooo-lah and the Q.

So the ads up top i finally figured out why they are almost the same thing day after day. Its because they search my site and I keep saying the B B Q thing.. so i am not going to say that, i will just refer to other things and see if the ads change. So thank you those who click, I am hoping to get the content to be a little more diverse. So lets talk all week long about Paris Hilton!
YAY PARIS! We love you oh sister of the perpetual hoochie.

I was strong armed this week to pick up a Mac Laptop. Yep.. i got a MacBook Pro.. the latest one.. 2 weeks old model. Its got a better graphics card than my desktop. I have wanted a laptop for a long time. Whats cool about it, is I have it boot up as a windows xp machine.. and have the option of turning it into a mac on the fly. Ooooooweee. My games play on it well so far, so im happy :)

Happy Moonday

The Magical Night!

So yesterday the plan was to go swimming at my place with my sister and her friends at my place. Turns out they flaked UGH i was so angry. I had had some plans to go meet some friends in santa cruz, turns out alex got home and we went at the last minute. We intended to just meet them and hang out for maybe 20 or so to just say HI. Then me and Alex go to dinner... well that was the plan.

Turns out it was 9.95 night there, so for 10 bucks we got an unlimited wrist band for rides. so since they were doing that, we decided hell lets do it. We thought lets get on 3 rides to get our moneys worth and we can go.. well we got on the pirate ship, the roller coaster, the whirlwind, the typhoon and one other ride.. ate some food and called it a very VERY awesome night. I absolutely love Liz and Jasons 8 year old son Steven.. the first thing he did when he saw me was run to me and give me the biggest hug and lached on to me. This kid is just the cutest giggle monster ever.

We went home and i already missed them. I hope to go to L.A. Soon to visit them. In september im hoping.

Happy Thursday of La Mancha

What it do? Did you enjoy your Wednesday off? I know I certainly did. It was hotter than a witches tit let me tell you. Because that is HAWT! I ended up not going to my aunts bbq or sals bbq and decided to bbq at my place for a little intimate hoohaw. It was fun, we went swimming.. cooled off and ate like heffers. It was a blast for the real to eat like we did. Good times with Good Family. WEEE!! EYE HEART FAM-LEE

So I think I got tomorrow off. Hmm... think.. think.. think.... How do I ask to be sure without sounding dumb if the answer is no? LOL. I hope so, I want a long restfull weekend and I feel like swimming... i love having a pool.. Seriously, I LOVE IT. And the pool is cool, so its perfect and refreshing.. weeee!

okay enough Weee! Talk to ya soon!

Happy 4th of Joool-EYE

Yeah its tomorrow, but so what.. im telling you now. Cuz i wont be blogging, ill be bbq'in.. weee! Let me tell you, I hope to be heffer on a stick tomorrow too. I got a big family event for the win.

Oh did i mention we bbq'd yesterday too.. potatoe salad, cheeseburgers, corn on the cob.. oh man.. I LOVE SUMMER! You go summer! YOU JUST GO DAMNIT! weeeee!

I think today I would like to go see Transformers.. I read the reviews and overall its supposed to be awesome I hear. So who wants to go see it with me? Maybe tomorrow? or tonight even?

Weekend of the aggro lol

So.. it was a pleasant weeknd sorta.. I hung out with Davidsitos pinch pinch quite a bit. We had fun, went out, alex even went with. WHAT THE! lol.. Yeah hes starting to come out of his shell and im happy.

So saturday we went car shopping and i had the WORST experience ever.... tell me why i had met the pushiest salesman ever. Fucking stupid annoying omg i hate you pushy. I just wanted to test drive cars you know. Just go see what feels good and what not. Im looking at 25k and under to keep our payments affordable.. and was looking crossover type vehicle.. like a CRV, Element, etc... you get the point. Anyhow theres alot in that price range. So after idiot pushy salesmen we go back to honda to look at test driving an element.. since i really like that car.. and i ask the salesman.. about the new element give him my license so we can test drive it and what does he do. he tries to take me over to the used cars.. what the fuck.. so i was soooo angry.. i said look i want a new car, asked about a new car, why in the hell would you take me over to a used car? IDIOT.. i took my license back and we left.

Oh and then there was costco where a costco worker tried to scold me for going around her to which i told her to her face "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and walked happily away... aggro indeed!

Hopefully this week goes on with less aggro reubenchichis.

I Phone Tuesday

Well the day of the hype is here.. Happy Geeks with Happy 500-600$ Phones are going to be everywhere... That phone is way too expensive for me.. no way, I would rather take my family to disneyland with 600 bucks lol. I know this phone is going to revolutionalize the industry, so im looking forward to the whole event to see how it changes things.

Happy Friday folks! Its a good day, a day to be thankful you reached one more weekend. Shall we enjoy the sunny weekend? I hope so!

OMG I picked up this cd yesterday... its unbelievable.. Brandi Carlile "The Story". I was in Barnes and Nobles yesterday and heard them playing it and i walked over to ask who it was.. i checked on Itunes and it was only 6.99.. so i picked it up. And im very VERY happy with it. Its like Folk, Country, Pop fusion... Her song The Story, brings such emotion... its wonderful bliss....

THe video to that song... Watch it.. http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/BrandiCarlile/video/BrandiCarlile_TheStory_VidFull.mov

Enjoy the weekend.

What heffer have I?

Can we say omg we went to Maggianos last night.. and ate til the cows came home and let me tell you, those cows.. were us! We got taken out for work quarter end and wow.. we ate and ate and ate.. and that is unlimited food.. To top it off we had cheesecake, bananas in chocolate and pound cake and Teramisu.. however you spell that lol. I went home feeling like I ate a house... Well bee ate a house of deserts.. mhmhmhmhhhm... I want to go there again tonight. But 27 bucks a plate is kinda pricey, but all that food.. i can deal with that lol.

Long day today, im beat up from the feet up, desporately need to hit the gym, get my work out on today.. listen to this maroon 5 cd that I cant get enough of! /swooooon. Adam is in my top 10 babys daddys.. in fact who are my top ten? Outside of the normal.. Ricky Martin, George Clooney, Mario Lopez, Enrique Iglesias...I need to really define the ones in that coveted role...

Peace in the east.

Oh and bring your towel!

And some lint.. and don't forget the peanuts! WEEEE!!! (if you know where this is from, you are a l337 geek pimp! Vic I know u do, since your the one who schooled me on this.

So yesterday my sister had her baby! She is such a little lovie... Alyse Anne Canchola is her name. She was 8' 2 oz.. so she was a thick little mama.. she is sooooo beautiful. We got to go see her just an hour or two after she was born. Her daddy doesnt like me so he doesnt talk to me, but i dont give a fuck. It was a blessing to see a new mommy and a new addition to our family.

Also Alex's friend is going to stay with us for a few weeks I think. He is a very nice fellow and it will be kinda nice. I am never downstairs so my life shouldnt change much I think. I gave him a month to kinda get his stuff together to figure out his plan. Well see from there. I hope it works out and is an opportunity. We shall see.

Just picked up Kelly Clarksons new cd.. and so far its REALLY good!

YAY Paris is free... FREEEE

speaking of free.. let me tell you about Pride! Holy heffers and chips.. I saw some nastys out and about.. naked guy who only wore a back pack. I dont get how that guy did not get arrested... un believable... I saw titties for days... Between sat and sunday we spent about 160 lol.. yeah no kidding.. but was it worth it? Oh yes... OOOOOH YES! We drank beer, we ate hot dogs, we ate more hot dogs.. and bacon wrapped at that! We were sexy sassy free and walked miles.. no joke on the miles part. But man it was so worth the fun. I was actually kind of glad that it was just me and alex both nights. We were on our own agenda having fun, not worrying about who what where or when. Good times Im telling ya. good times. I will get pics up as soon as possible. Oscar where they at? shooo..

I did run into people who were fake of course and to those who didnt even bother to say hi.. god girls, why are you so shadey.. im so fucking glad i have good friends. You all make my day.

Yesterday we had off and i went to the beach and had a great time. I got sunburnt but not crispy.. again more of that walking.

PARIS IS FREE! PARIS IS FREE! Actually I heard she charges.. like me! HA!

off the chain....

I will post tomorrow on the shindigs.. day off.. going to santa cruz or great america... weeee us!

Thank god its GAY FRIDAY!

Yep its that time of year again, the final weekend stretch.... everyone rejoice, dance and shout and shake your body down to the ground! It does feel alot like a party going on.. and its not just in my pants. LOL. So plans plans plans.. um.. tonight is sorta the calm before the storm.. tomorrow im going to Great America.. YAY PGA IN THE HAUSE! Then.... cross your fingers, toes and gazongas for me.. going to sf tomorrow night im hoping for some pride goodness and drinking and partying. I think I may be able to talk alex into us staying in south city im not 100% yet. But we will seeeee.

Sunday is holy mother of pride! This means, nasty folk, clean folk, dirty folk, hippy folk, boobie folk, chap wearing folk, oh mylanta folk, make up folk, mini folk, big folk, ally mc beal folk, queens for days folk and some really good acts to see perform and like bajillions of people. Yes it will be fun, I plan on being drunk most of the day, (Dont worry I have alex driving) and plan on looking as hawt as I can be, which is saying alot becaus I need to try these days /cry!

To those going out and to those im trying to convince to go (my pasties pleeeease), um one word to describe the weekened is....... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umbrella

Last night alex comes home and is singing umbrella by Rihanna and he has it all wrong lol. So I go to itunes and download it and school him, but that song is now stuck in my head. Why is it sooo good? Between that and the Ne-Yo song im hooked on phoenics!

So me and Alex were in a little bicker match yesterday. LOL GOD THOSE ARE SO ANNOYING. its all gravey though :) after we bicker its spoooon time. hahaha. I crashed out kinda late, so im sorta grouchy. Isn't it funny that an hour less of sleep means your grouchy in the am?

Im going to the Helio store today to go visit my friend that works there and getting my coworker a phone. Im telling you she hooked it up for me. And i want everyone to get a phone as hawt as this.

Paris out on Monday..... /sweeeeeeet!

Oh snap!

Snap snap snap. So there is a little stress at my place with my lovies.. The parentals are lagging, his keyholder quit right before his assistant goes on 6 week sick leave for surgery. So he came home yesterday and i felt so bad for him. This does means he may not be going to pride and that drives me f'n Crazy. If its not one thing its another and I am not driving up there.. I just dont want to without him. I am getting pretty tired of his work issues and how it affects social time as a couple. I started to bicker about it, but i realized that this time there is nothing he can do about it and cut him some slack.

I do get sick of it though. I would like for us to go out and get out of the house in REAL social settings, parties, events, etc... and its like pulling teeth sometimes.. if anyone knows me, im a social whore. Shit I know folks up the wazoo.. and I like that aspect of my life.. I really am not a clubber anymore, so there are other things I like, Prides, Festivals, etc.. it gets annoying, really. Why do I get to hang out with couples and be the only one by myself, yet I have been in a relationship the longest. LOL. Sigh... vent over.

Do u know? (you ping pong head)

Yesterday was not the gym day but lazy swim day! WEEE!! I met some neighbors and one in particular who is going to give me her portable ac for upstairs.. its so sweeet of her. We were swimming for a bit over an hour. We being me and my sister. We then decide we want chinese food to which i was craving like hell and why did i eat like a fat whore at a buffet? Sheeezus. like omg sheeezus... i couldnt stop.. oh is there another peanut on the kung pao plate.. i must like the plate then...

So the weekend fast approaches, are we ready for Pride.. Oh that reminds me.. 2 beezies I won't name any names.. lets just call them Tigra and Bunny. Taken and the Single girls now.. decided to have other plans.. so to the both of you who all year long were exicted about going with.. YOU SUCK! I hope you wake up with one eyebrow monday morning and a mustache... LOVE YOU GIRLS!

Okay interesting day ahead of me and off to the gym at 4.. peace

The weekend wrap up

Man what a weekend this was. WHAT a weekend. Saturday I got to see Paulina Rubio and had a blast. The concert was short, but it was alot of fun. We had a few beers, danced and shout, we shook our body down to the ground. HA! One of her dances were super hot. Anyhow.. after we went to splash.. god im so over that place.. im fucking geriatrics there lol. Not to mention i got into a little something with the "O". Which is very very VERY rare... I even got hung up on. holy titties... anyhow, its over, worked through, love is in the air... but i learned a lesson.. Words are poison, while I may not be the supplier of the venom, i need to watch it when its being spit out, to better shield those who would do and have done the same for me.

Sunday was BBQ day.. I had the inlaws over, the mom and sister and deanna her newborn and her oh my god she is adorable pumpkin Athena. Like OH MY GOD like I love this little girl lol. SHe was dead frightened of max lol. However later on she was asleep in his bed.. random hahah.. we ate like heffers went swimming for hours... weeeee! Talk about a great GREAT time. That sunday thing was what family time is all about.

I have a long day today... peace in the east.

I R HELIO!

Yes I be... So I finally picked up the phone of my dreams the Helio Ocean yesterday... I picked it up in the store and saved 300 bucks off the price of the phone. So it only cost me 200 bucks. YEP! I am already in love with it.. I can listen to music, surf the net, check myspace, look at porn, play video games. WEEEE!!! lol. The phone is sexy and i love it. It makes me happy. So i have a debate.. I have a new helio number, but if i want to migrate my old phone account number into it as well? I kinda like the idea of starting over with a new number... but I get yelled at every time i do that lol. BY THE WAY IF YOU DECIDE TO GET A HELIO PHONE USE ME AS A REFERENCE :) THANKS! for folk who switch i get a free month of service yay!

So this weekend is busy as hell. Its Paulina Rubio time!!! Tomorrow night, I will be singing and dancing with my divafied Pau... Oh I will sing, I will dance, I will drink, with the 5 of us in the 5th row. SWEET!

Enjoy your Friday! Enjoy the weekend.. Just Enjoy.

PS. Chavi is getting her keys YAY!

Green Grouchies Green Grouchies

You stupid beetches why you got to visit me today! UGH! I woke up tired, wanted at least another 2 hours of sleep. The hand that controls would say no go, so I get up looking like hell, feeling like shit. Oh the joys.

Sometimes I think my job has too many moving parts to it. I feel like I am easily drowning and its due to the curve balls that get thrown in my direction lately. I also don't like the under the microscope feeling at times as well. But what can you do, its a job and its not really a bad job. If I could be doing something different what would I be doing? Mmmm.. I would say... Exec at Disneyland where im rich and I could live in a disney suite lol... YAY! Speaking of time to save money for the disney trips!! YAY!

Anyone dig the new Enrique CD? I find it to be a great addition to my collection.

Mmmmm BBQ TIME!

So yesterday I decided I want to bbq.. with the weather warming up i figure its time to get my bbq on! So i get some chicken breasts, some chipotle marinade, buy some corn on the cob and stuff to make potatoe salad and of course my tasty salsa.. me and ashley hook it up.. and blam.. we ate out on the patio with alex and mom and let me tell you, the leftovers look mmm mmm tastay! I invited the pastys over but they were bbq'n as well. Looks like great minds think alike! And big heffers eat alike LOL.

Tonight we are doing it again I believe. Its supposed to be 90' but today we are doing it ghetto style, hot dawgs n bunz and chips and salsa and sodi pop and its allll good in the ghetto hood. Oh speaking of.. there are 4 kids in our complex who have been running amok jumping fences.. i wonder if i can throw them over myself and tell them to stay there? lol..

31 and I Still party like a rock star!

This weekend was insane... Talk about Good times, shit it was better than good, it was off the hook! Saturday we ended up going to hunters to which I blew cash like a heffer at a buffet. We then headed over to Splash for some hip hoppin good times. There we were a little unhinged. I was dancing, dranking, fielding through some rediculous drama, Wanted to deliver the punches, then nearly hit a different guy outside the club on the way home. (oh mylanta, you are the hands that hold the punches lol).. but lets just say nuts...

Oh.. Sunday... now.. I was not going to go to Pride.. I had already made up my mind and Oscar was begging me (no joke, he was like offering me tricks and stuff just to go!) lol. So they pick me up at 3 and off we go. At first.. it was kinda boring... until we ran into Stace n Eric my pasty lovekins.... and then we discovered the lady at the beerbooth who happend to like gay boys and give her a kiss and you get free beer. LOL IM NOT EVEN KIDDING. We would walk up and walk away with 4 beers... So we were whoring it for BEERB! HA! Then we went to the pastys to bbq, but decided to eat quesadillas and do irish car bombs instead.. and then we hit the club again.. There was alot of people out at splash, and we were dancing, drinking, dancing and drinking some more.. and seriously having the best time ever!

To wrap up the night, I had to call my boss to say im not coming in on Monday.. we ended up at Lidos.. at about 12:30 or so.. and it was straight and we were dancing banda lol. Not even kidding.. and we were all wrong.. hahaha..... I ended my night with a bacon wrapped hot dog and alex picking me up at 1 or so.. and it was SJ Pride like I will never forget. Good F'n Times...

Oh Eric has a bomb car.. its the kinda car that does your dishes, gives you a poke and tickle too.. and it has kinky red leather interior.. RRAR!!!! Color me Envy GREEN.. shoooo

The P's and Q's

Sooo.. it looks like my favorite socilaite might be going back to the pokey. Oh snap! You know justice is screwed up... i mean come on.. a traffic violation? LOL.. ALL this for a traffic violation. That poor girl has suffered enough. In the medias eye she is under the biggest microscope. She is probably traumatized by this whole thing and to say that she has learned her lesson, is probably an understatment. The fact that they didnt do this with Michelle Rodriguez a few months back is disgusting really. Same Scenario.. exact same scenario.. except Michelles was actual driving drunk, not violating her probation.

Oh and that Isiah Washington... oooooh snap! You done dug your own grave... now your pissed? Hopefully at yourself for your attitude. I really dont feel pitty for you. Sorry, I just don't. I don't believe your therapy and your pr spun NEW self cleared you from what you said and that you truly beleive. Just fess up man, You dont like mah peeps.. and truth be told, we don't like you either. WERD!

I think Celebrities have to watch their p's and q's every minute. Since they are a public figure, anything they say or do can and will be held against them. Its not like us normal folk who say things and move on. Come on... I hope the celebrites out there will learn a lesson today.

ENJOY SAN JOSE PRIDE WEEKEND!

Why is Paris Hilton out already?

WTF! LOL im happy though, I hate to see miss thing suffer in a cel.. i mean she suffers without a cel phone too! UGH i would die! DIE I SAY! /cries... My Free Paris T Shirt arrives tomorrow. AH well I will hang it up and keep it as a momento of the occasion when my heiress was behind bars. I am gay I can do these things. Shit i can wear it all year long if i want.. Oh to be a gay. Lets write a song about it.

Anyhow.. so the weekend is almost here! My housie is clean and lifey is looking good! We should get our moolah next week **knocks on wood** and then life is REALLY GOOD. I am not going to miss having credit card payments :)

Next is to plan a trip to Disneyland YAY! Whos coming with????

OH YES I finally opened up comments to the public lol. I didnt realize it made you have an account to leave one until yesterday. daaaamn.

The Alma Awards

Did anyone catch the awards for my peeps last night? It was si se puede n stuff. I enjoyed it quite a bit. I was very happy that my Hilda got her award as the first lady there. I also enjoyed that opening dance with Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria... good lord that was smoking. And that Prince and Shiela E thang... ooooh god... that was off the hizzle fo shizzle.. but like my Shal said.. those twins are so over.. distracting hoochies at best i sware. There were some awesome acts.

About yesterdays post, thanks to those that emailed me and im'd me :) i got some really positive reinforcment and comments. Why cant you all post comments on the blog like n0rmal people lol.

Anyhow its all good in the hood. I love ya and thanks for reading... which reminds me. Noelle.. and Donn, what ever happened to updating the blogs /cry!

Alcoholic OrNoMas?

The last couple weeks i have been doing some reflections on my drinking and my socializing. Since most of my friends are drunks (love ya bitches but we are drunks helloooo!), anywho we are really birds of a feather that flock together. We cap talk shit go out get our drank on and rinse, wash, repeat. The thing is most of them are single, with Oscar joining the coupled fray with Carlos, I see a contrast in the partying and life in general. I think the thing i love most about my group is the extremes that we can be. However as I am approaching 32 this year im thinking should I try to fit in as much as I do? These guys love me unconditionaly and visa versa. I had already cut back going out, and I had a balance. With summer though im finding myself unbalanced already. Im drinking more, going out more, planning more excursions, spending more money etc.. Im starting to hit the club thing once a week again. I go out, im flirty, im drinky, im drunky and since Alex isnt out with me I don't moderate myself. I have no limits except my concious, and luckily that keeps me in check.

My worst fear is to make a mistake that could be costly. Get a DUI, Cheat, you know just do something stupid. Im not saying I am, but when I have been drinking as much as I have, it sorta sets the stage for a mistake possibly throwing away alot of things I have worked hard for. Now I give myself some credit, because I am smarter than that. I know better, I do make sure I have a ride home or a driver before I get drunk. But is there a balance of (Social,drinking,married life at 32?). When do I give up going out or drinking like that? The last thing I want to do is be at a bar and some kid says who are these old bitches, I will hit him lol. DO I change my surroundings and just go out once a monthor less than that and do other things like have dinner, invite folk over for a bbq and skip clubbing all together? Im leaning towards that and am ready to grow more into the adult that I am.

Truth be told I need my social time. I need to hang out with my drunk bitches, because fuck I have so much fun. But maybe I just change where I am social with my bitches at... what do you think?

FREE PARIS!

Oh Miss Hilton, thou hath turned thyself in. Bless your heart.. 23 days and counting! I am getting a t shirt made.

Weekend wrap up anyone? Can I just tell you how awesome Hunters is? Like OMGWTFBBQ Off the hizzle fo shizzle. Gabi came with and David couldn't hang. I was having the time of my life. OH SHIT I got slapped by some fat ass who i imberassed. THis is my ex's best friend who is hitting on me... um i just had to go pee, get the fuck away. And i was being nice and he slaps me so i capped on him in front of everyone and reeeealy imberass him. I was having fun, so I didnt want to get 86'd. So I cant wait to see him again somewhere.. OH FAT Frank, pray I dont see you in public you ugly house. You are gonna go down... verbally of course.. humiliation is something I am good at dishing and your obviously not full yet, so eat these words and lay off the cheeseburgers bitch.

Anyhow so saturday i hung out with my dad at my sisters baby shower. That was actually kinda nice.. we talked a bit took a buncha pictures and it was overall all good. I got to hang out with my sister who i dont really know but realized how much I have been missing. Its all good, we are building a relationship now and im happy.

Okay i have a busy week... remember FREE PARIS!!!

Of Haircuts, Bad shaving and hairy leg lesbians

So yesterday Alex got a haircut and came home looking like he lost weight. Lord knows that hair was at least 20 pounds worth and we were happy until today lol. He was running late, kicked me out of the showah and i tried to shave in a rush, and i screwed up my sexiness that is my goatee. Ah well..

its TGIF and Sunday is Santa Cruz Pride! Where the lesbians with hairy legs will be out and about and the boys...err girls... will be bar hopping. If this year can be anything like the last few years there, man am I in for a dranky treat. Although im going to try to be more sober than drunk and see if I can maintain. Last year we were dancing on tables and chairs and gogo blocks having the time of our life. I earned the name GoGo bear last year... so lets see what im earning this year. Wish me luck, wish me a designated driver or else I aint drankin nothin lol..

Enjoy the Julieta Venegas Videos!

See ya monday!

Harry Potter Theme Park?

Whoda thunk?! Oh holy jenkins... Yep it will open in 2009.. and by then I will still be young enough to go there LOL! Good times for the Harry Potter fan! Good times, indeed.

So yesterday i ran into a stupid table and hit my hand pretty bad, i know its bruised inside.. god what a mess I am! It hurts me.. it hurts so good.... come on baby, make it hurt so good! Sometimes love, don't feel like it should... I fucked up my hand. 2 days now its sore... and not to mention, I have had a headache for like a week.. Its a sinus headache though.. i know because i cant breathe well latelyits like cloggy central.. its kinda annoying.. I almost feel like I should go to the doctor or try to buy a sinus pressure headache medicine.. I hope its not anything serious. I do know that aspirin doesnt touch it. sigh....

If I die, I die.. dont cry for me argentina... the truth is the spirit of my chichis will never leave you. =)

4 days of fun..

So can we just say that I accomplished almost everything I set my mind to do this weekend. With one exeption. I have not seen Pirates yet! UGH! WHY!

Friday was a good time. Great America was fun, it wasnt all that though. But fun, non the less. We danced, got on rides, drank, drank some more, ate.. and overall it was the bomb. I didnt get to see Taylor Dayne.. but I did see Rozalla.. um yeah who is she again? lol. I maintained my composure, but truly had a blast. I wouldnt go again though, unless there was a killer headliner that I wanted to see.

Sat was recovery and going to the dumps to drop off that stuff. Noelle THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL!! That place was way easy to find.

So sunday was a romp in San Fransisco on the last minute. Me and David went up to meet Oscar and Carlos for a dranky dranky... and so it began. I dont even remember most of it lol. I remember being at Cafe, dancing with Amanda and her husband and their friend who were giving me shots. To Bar hopping around the Castro.. to the Taxi Rides to Ruby Skye, TO The Eagle TO the Lonestar and BACK to Cafe... for some more dancing with the girls. I was a toasty hoo haw let me tell you. Thats what 6 bars/clubs we went to. It ended with a imberassing water moment at the pizza place. (Dont ask lol). And me singing all the way home in spanish with David probably praying to god that i would just pass out. THATS OK BITCH I HAVE TAKEN YOUR DRUNK ASS HOME A MILLION TIMES! I was due.. lol.

And Monday I rested.. and I dont know what kinda dancing I was doing, but I was a mess Im sure.. because my thighs were burning. ARE bunring. If you see me walk up stairs hahaha.. im Uncle Hobble..

Okay.. work work work time. N-Joy!

the 4 day weeeknd blog

Will be online tomorrow...... enjoy your tuesday...

Happy 3 day weekend!

With Rosie off the view today for an extended vacation, I thought I would be off the hook today for a short work day! LOL. Oh the plans.... the plans...

Gay day PGA today.. yep I will be there representing the 30+ crowd hahaha!
Tomorrow removing debris from the garage and taking to the dumps, (btw where are they?)
Got to see Pirates... Have to, I MUST I MUST I MUST INCREASE MY BUST.
Sunday a San Fransisco day romp, bar hopping, booty shaking, 2 for 1 drankin good time.
Monday I recover from my hangover from Sunday.
Tuesday i recover from my recovery day
Wednesday im back to work. Awwwwwww

So people, I love you all, please please designate a driver. Buckle up, make sure everyone is. Have fun, Drank lots, Drive safe...but if your dranking dont drive or sober up... if you cant do that, call a taxi or a friend or me. Ill figure it out.. To all the single folk.. be whores... because thats fun! To the taken and the Christian folk, Be good.. or be good at it! HA!

R

OMG HE-MAN THE MOVIE!

It was just confirmed.. they are making a HE-MAN Movie!! WHOAH!!!! I CAN NOT WAIT! I hope they revive Thundercats!!!! Oh holy chichi that makes me happy as hell.. and hell is happy let me tell you.

on that note its PIRATES TIME! Oh I can not wait to see it.. like I can not wait.. Can there ever be enough of Jack Sparrow in our lifes? I dont mutha F'n Thank so.. shooo...

Oh you know little people big world. My friend Elan ( a regular on this sexy site) told me she sees them all the time! They live down the street from them. OMG! She lives next to my would be best friends! I want a pic of you and them Elan! Ya dig?

Ok 1 more day and 4 day weekend.. I have Great America Tomorrow, Sat Pirates hopefully, Sunday SF for some Bar Hopping.. Monday I rest, Tuesday I rest some more! YEAH!

OH My hits are up again! I am averaging 20 hits a day again! YAY! The more hits the merrier I say. Tell your friends, Tell your friends friends. My goal is to double my reader count by the end of the year. I know I know.. but i think i can do it. What do you think I should blog about?

Holy green grouchies!

Yesterday i get home and Alex is working on the floor again. Well the stairs to complete everything.. and my place is a mess.. and i hate it.. so i turn insta grouchy then he asks for my help and okay so im helping but im grouchy.. once im done helping i go upstairs and he says downstairs Man reuwen you are grouchy... anyhow he goes and gets something to eat for us comes back and i say something grouchy i guess lol.. So he says Im going to buy you a crown... LOL..... wtf... hahahaha.. i deserved that...

Anyhow im still grouchy today... i think its one of those things where it will pass, like gas. LOL. 2 more days til friday and 3 days off WEEE!!!!

I leave you with some Enrique Iglesias new video... did you know his new cd comes out in 2 weeks? His single is already number 1 on the latin music charts.... I think this song is a hit. What chu think?

*edited for some spelling issues*

Small people, big world

SO i watched that for the first time last night. And can I say that I love them.. that whole family. I especially love the dad. like that is going to be something i want to buy on dvd so i can watch the whole thing....

OMFG HEROES WAS AWESOME LAST NIGHT! IT TOUCHED ME IN SPECIAL PLACES! You know the kinda places that only heroes can touch. DIRTY PIGS I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING! Well unless it was Peter... then again have you seen the new Fergie video with him in it? Where he plays a tatooed up omgwhyareyousohot hottie? Anyhow yeah... had a moment. Um So back to Heroes. So Sylar lives! Nathan dies, Peter is going to live and a whole slew of bad people are dead... that linderman death was awesome no? There is a boogie man that is worse than Sylar? WHOAH! Talk about a great ending...... omgwtfbbq thats fo sho!

3 days, til a 3 day weekend. ENJOY Sunday is my BBQ so if you want to come hither, please come hither my hitherbee.

Of Beer, Pizza and the Bear

So was your weekend fabulous? Was it omg'ness is next to godliness? I can say that my weekend was fantabulous. There are very few things in this world that are better than Beer, Pizza and the bear. This bear decided to go dranky dranky yesterday early in the day at the Boogie in the Bayou festival in campbell. Can we just say whateva foos.. i had n'uff. Then i got picked up by davidsitos pinch pinch and off we go to beerbust. There were 4 of us there amongst the ugly and the old and the couple of random cutes and the i sware they are 18 year olds lol. After that and about 5 bears later we went to go get pizza. While the pizza was small and the salad smaller.. we ate and were like um were still hungry lol. Anyhow i go home and what do you know alex ordered pizza... /swoon the heffer bear had his special day with pizza and beer.

Friday is Great America folk. I hope I will see you there.. Love the BEAR! RRAR!

The latest video Alejandro Sanz & Shakira "Te Lo Agradezco, Pero No" Thanks but no thanks :) Enjoy... i love this song..

Gaming on a budget?

Can it be done? Sure if you have the initial console/pc investment already taken care of. In my case where I have to watch my pennies and my penies pennies. (dont confuse this with pantys you pervs). I have a xbox 360, PC, Wii, DS, PSP (which im selling BTW). Anyhow.. so I pretty much play my 360 and my pc most of the time.. the others are for fun and friends. Anyhow now that im on super budget mode.. How do i do it? MMO's.. those are online games that usually have a 15$ a month fee to play.. but if you get one and like it, you can play it for a year or years and if you get hooked.. you wont buy anything else but pay that 15$ a month! Go figure! Well I have a game im playing Guild wars which has a 0$ monthly fee and i play it ALOT. So the gaming geek gets his game on for $0 and will continue to do so since its all gravy. Oh Xbox live for the 360, lets you download TONS of demos and I mean TONS of them.. This week they gave away a free shooter.. YEP 0$ get that! and you download it and own it.. happy times for the frugle gay bee gaming geek. <--- ME

So any plans this weekend? Looks like my fat ass is going to my cousins baby shower and then staying at home the rest of the weekend. Got to conserve the cash flow and the calories this weekend. Im hoping to kick 2 hefferitos to the curb by thursday.

Slight dip in readers this week.. down to 14-15 average.. WHERE ARE YOU GOING! UGH! IMA PUNCH YOU!

OH ENJOY THE AMY WINEHOUSE VIDEOS! Dont forget I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER FIRST! HA! THIS CHICK IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Paris, Paris, Paris.

(Pre Paris conversation) Guess WHAT? Everything is going to work out on this home thang afterall. Not going into details but we are able to get out of it with some help from the parentals de mi lovies. We will have extra money again and we will not loose our place or sell it or anything other than a nice little refinance. Did I mention we are retaining our equity and will have 0$ in CC debt? /double swoon. Okay enough about that. (ok back to Paris)

So what in the heck? Paris Hilton Jail Sentence Reduced? LOL 23 days now. HA! I love that chika. They turn her jail thing into day time drama and her distraught self with the statment from her mother to use Paris as an example.... Oh the joys and that PR spin = lets cut that sentence in half. LOL.. 23 days.. please.. 3 weeks girl.. have fun! They are going to keep her seporate. I hope she serves the full 23 days, although we will see....

To lovies ad wuvies.

EAT SMART!

I was thinking about this last night when it was about 8 and I was hungry, I had not eaten dinner. I had already went to the gym and was with alex out and about when we are driving to jack in the box. My first request was a chicken chipotle burger with onion rings and a diet coke. Luckily the line was long so i started the internal battle. So I remembered looking into this a while ago for the fast food on the go person. So what did I order? A number 15 The Grilled Chicken on a Pita bread Instead of Fries, I got a fruit cup and my diet coke. So did I do bad? Hell no.. lets do the math. Chicken Fajita Pita 280 Calories 9 grams of fat. My Chipotle Chicken Chibatta 750 Calories and 34 Grams of Fat. Onion Rings 500 Calories and 30 Grams of fat, The fruit cup 90 calories 0 grams of fat. Get that.. So lets put it together.. The Chicken Pita and Fruit Cup and diet coke combo = 370 calories and 9 grams of fat. The Chicken Chibatta and Onion Rings and a diet coke = 1250 calories and 64 Grams of fat. You do the math.. My daily caloric intake is around 2000 a day. That includes 3 meals and 3 snacks. SO had I eaten that burger combo, I would have killed it.

Mcdonalds that asian grilled chicken salad with the lite sesame ginger dressing is to die for tasty. And the packet of dressing is like 70 calories and 2.5 grams of fat. So eat it up... get that with a diet coke or better yet a water and you are eating far better than your 1200 Calorie 60+ grams of fat meals at the fast food joint. Do you like Taco bell, Get yourself a grilled chicken taco and ask for it FRESCO style (they cut the cheese and throw in some pico de gallo). Guess what you just saves some major calories and fat. Are you a panda express fan? Instead of fried rice/chow mein get Steamed Veggies as your side 50 calories and 1.5 grams of fat. Get some Beef Broccoli 150 calories and 7 grams of fat. Black Pepper Chicken 200 Calories and 12 grams of fat. Chicken with Mushrooms 130 calories and 6 grams of fat. However get Sweet and Sour pork and you have 400 calories and 23 grams of fat... So we skip that and we still eat tasty..

See you CAN be smart and on the go. But my real advice, try to cook at home. it saves money and you do get to eat more because you are in control of what you are eating. But when its not possible or your lazy, go get a bite to eat! but EAT SMART!

Todays Video: Robbie Williams Rock DJ. I LOVE THIS MAN..

Happy After Mommys Day!

It certainly was a great mothers day for the reubenchichis.. I took my mom to breakfast and then we went shopping on my gap card /cry I JUST LOVE CC DEBT I TELL YOU! LOL. I sent a shot out to each of my wonderful Mommys. They are the ones who did bring us into this world.

I do have to give a lil something for one special momby thats my Shalon. A couple years ago she lost her mommy and I see what she has went through in dealing with the realitys and her strength. While i would never want to walk in those shoes (if you have seen her boobies you will know that those ankles are crying for mercy), but she is a strong woman and let me tell you... Anyone in life would be lucky to have this woman as a friend or a wife. I love ya!

OMG i went out friday night and got major kudos for thinning out. I still got a ways to go though, but it was nice not being the house, but only being a condo... or a duplex.. a small duplex OKAY! HA! I ran into friends out and about and the first thing they said was comment on the less me.. YAY! okay enough of that, im going to get fat for gloating over it..

And I leave you with this.... Shalon Nothing Compares 2 U. N-joy

HAPPY MOMMYS DAY!!!

To all the MOMMYS OUT THERE THAT I LOVE TO PEICES! HAPPY MOMMYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!

People who sing in their cars are crazy ass bitches. But you know what, I bet you they enjoy that commute alot more than say Bob Boringville does. How do I figure that you ask? Because my fat ass sings in my car.. Although i try to make sure no one is next to me or able to truly see me sanging like a Mexican Idol. Today it was all about RBD "Nuestro Amor" When I sing that i feel like a pop star lol. Get me some Prince though ooooo lawd, i can get into that.. but do you dance when you sing? hmm..... I think I should try to drive playing porn music you know the bow chika bow boowww.. LOL

Happy Friday All!

Oh yeah my reader count is up! I was averaging 20 folk daily these last 2 weeks.. whoda thunk!

Enjoy the RBD Videos!

TO AC or NOT TO AC

Well the season is starting to heat up. As I shed my clothes of the past and don a new wardrobe of summer sexiness. You know let me see them legs. Yeah I know.. I define Temptation. (LMAO!).

So we have ac downstairs and none upstairs.. and yes my place isnt that big.. but i dont think it really works well to have them like that. SO I think I want to have one upstairs and downstairs... but since our window up stairs opens left to right, that leaves us in a situation. So to AC or not to AC.. im thinking a stand alone one.. but that costs about 500 bucks.. damn... I am feeling very super hero today. Dan da daaaaaan!

FREE PARIS!!!

WTF LOL. Ok.. i get she sorta got shafted some. The Judge showed the no Mercy. But I do believe that she should have options to work through that. Ive seen it happen to regular folk I know that have actually had a second dui, and have been able to avoid jail time by doing work furlow etc... That judge had it out for Miss thang. I think he looks rediculous personally when his church gave him a standing ovation.. lol wtf... publicity stunt? Anyhow I don't necessarily agree with all the Free Paris hoohaw. I mean, come on. If you all could get organized enough to free a DUI case who needs some punishment, why can't you do the same over our gas prices, our war and bringing the troops home, or kicking bush in the knee one by one (Wouldnt that be fun!). Anyhow, yes I feel Paris is a target, If the law was being fair then she deserves the 45 days ( COME ON 45 days! LOL). But I don't feel it was fair, but thats just my 2 pennies.

Shopping Spree at Macys yesterday! I got my clothes for summah... saweeeeeet! Wish me less chichis at the Gym today!

PEEEACEEE

Allergies are the devil

Can you say omgwtfbbqmyeyes!!!! So yesterday the plan was to skip the gym and go swimming for an hour or so instead... Well here i am cleaning the pool and not paying attention to the pollen that was everywhere... I had some allergies already, but nothing bad.. so dumb ass me.. jumps in the pool.. and within 5 minutes i was full blown allergies from hell. I couldnt even see... you know, that was what i got for being dumb. I should have known.. that pollen.. geee im sure a ton of it was in that pool water lol.. Well today im still a mess, almost did not come in today. BUT IM A TROOPER! Doesnt mean im not going to leave early in case they dont get better.....

Changing the video line up for the day. Ill probably leave it for the week, so enjoy.

This is a first....

This is the FIRST Cinco De Mayo in my existance as a lush, that I went without a single drink. (Sorry Shalon, that means I do really love you!) I drove up to Turloc with my mom and sister and spent the weekend there. Did 2 bar b que's ate a whole lotta carne and a slice of cake and some AMAZING MENUDO! You know how us Mexians do our thang.. .. but did Reubensitos have a single beer, nooooooo! HA! I got home about 7 yesterday... and i really missed that Alex and Max. SHEESH! I heard downtown was a zoo, so glad I wasnt in town.

**Sorry bout Friday my pasty gods, i missed the fun.. but going to grandmas was calling me for my aunts bday and the weekend out there** =( However! I say we plan a lil somethin something, no?

So i went to walmart yesterday, and do you know how much i hate that place? We were there for an HOUR! OMFGWTFBBQ! JEEZUS ON A CRACKER! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! OMG! ghettoville.. sucks i ran into someone who i knew there too.. he worked there.. oh god... save the queen.. I did see my white trash baby's daddy though and plenty of them chotes looking sausy in them cowboy boots. ya dig?

I leave you with this.. Calle 13. The Cd that does justice as a follow up to that wonderful cd from last year... <--- peep Calle 13 on the left. He is my other babys daddy..

NEW LOOK NEW THINGS!

it is just freaking new! Ya dig it? I need to change the banner, someone got offended lol. I found that pic on the net. So in the interim, I will be changing that. So whats new? Colors, layout and a nifty little feature that i can change every week or day. The VIDEO BAR!!! (ooo and aaa). Peep it, its nifty. Every week I will have a new set of videos on that bar, you click it <--- points to the right, and wallah, it starts playing. Its a simple fun thing to have and i dig it. So be sure to pay attention to that bar, its whats on mah mind. (This week is Paulina Rubio, my Goddess). Check out the original video the first image, then check the parody of it lol.. the second one. HILARIOUS! Whats in line for next week.....??

So I hope everyone has a safe and fun Cinco De Mayo weekend. Im not too sure what im going to be doing this weekend yet. There are a couple plans.. I may just go up to turlock with my mom and sister for my aunts bday bbq and to watch the fight. Whats on YOUR agenda.

Cross your heart

Cross your heart, and hope to die, May lightning strike me if Im telling a lie... Cross your heart, say its true.. Ive never loved anyone more than im loving you? IF YOU KNOW THIS YOUR OOOOOLD! ha!

Anyhow, so i have some good news regarding the whole home loan thing. I got a call yesterday from Acorn agency who has a division who specializes in helping people out like us. Its a national thing and they are taking our case. I had the proof they needed to go to our lender and get them to fix the problem. The good news is they have good success with them in fixing loans like ours. SO... i really felt hope for the first time since this all came to light. They do the negotiating on our behalf and are able to get our interest payment reduced and our mortgage to something more affordable for us. It takes a few weeks and i just faxed them over EVERYTHING they asked for lol.. like 50 pages.. omg. Anyhow say your prayers for us, but I think if anyone can help brothers out, its them. Otherwise off to sell our place we go! AND if we sell that place, we even have a little angel who would help us do that as well with a (0 commision fee) in case that needed to happen. All in all im feeling optimistic. So now we just wait and see.

If the worst case and we decide to sell, we decide to sell.. and weee!!!! off to bigger and better things.. OH speaking of Bigger and Better things. I finally hit 20 pounds lost!!! <-- dances --> I only lost 1 pound last week, but its better than gaining 1 :)

The Preditory Mistake

I thought a little on how to go about writing this, but i wanted to let people know about it so they can learn of a mistake we made. The Moral of this story is going to be clear, and the only reason im saying anything is to that YOU never fall into the trap we did. Its called "The Preditory Loan".

What is that? Well when you buy a property or place of residence and your Loan broker convinces you it was the right thing and the right time when in truth it isnt. They work shady tactics like saying you make more than you and falsify documents to show you have more income coming in to get you that loan that in all truth, you cant afford. They convince you that you dont have to pay property taxes that you can just refi your place and be done with it. They convince you that you can claim 5 all year long and not have to pay taxes and that youll get money back at the end of the year. They convince you that everything is alright and for the first time buyer who doesnt know better, that you have the best deal and that THEY are going out of their way for you, buying points, incorrect escrow closing dates, Oh you don't need an inspection lol.... In the end You were convinced that the stars aligned for the right reasons. We were blind suckers...

So the end result.. we can't refi our place at the moment *yet* due to an LTV issue which is OUT of our control. YES we have equity, and its 25k apparently, but in order to beat the the Prepayment Penalty that ends in 2009, it will need to be up to 35k! (yep fucked) However in 2008 our place goes adjustable..which means a higher payment that i just dont have the cash to work through it... you feel where im going with this?

So leaving out details, its really heartbreaking and stressful to be in mah shoes right now. We may sell our place, we may keep it, we are actually discussing legal options because of the preditory loan that happens to many, MANY people. There are agencies out there that we are trying to reach that work on cases like ours.. Because we are not alone... and hopeully YOU can learn from this mistake. All in all we will be ok. We will not loose our place, we will sell if, if need be and be done with it, with a big fat lesson.. that I pray you don't ever have to make.

PEEEACE IN THE EAST DAWG!

The Truth, The Pudding and a whole lot of fabulousness.

So, a good friend of mine who I haven't talked to in ages and i hit eachother up on AOL yesterday. Now I dont log into aol ever so i havent talked to this fellow in ages. Anyhow i find out its like we were talking every day lol..why? Because he reads my blog! YAY DONN YOU ROCK THE CASHBOX!! Turns out he has his own blog and its trashy fabulous bitchiness at its best. I hope he blogs more, I find his style so creative its near poetry. Enjoy! (P.S. This guy cuts a mean frock I tell ya!)
Check this blog out!
http://bestheadintown.blogspot.com/

AND I slappy did get ahold of me and we are in super talking again. That alone is worth my whole blog ever. I really missed and love him. Good family =)

So was Heroes not the bomb last night? At first i was like eh i hate it.. and then i was like holy shit.. Sylar the super villian!

I Slappys found meh!

Holy Titties and Beer. How the heck did that happen? LOL. Well if you happen to come back, would you email a heffer please. I see you never go to that silly myspace :). reubensitos@comcast.net. I really miss ya!

Ok on to the weekend update.... Can we say what in the fat hell was i thinking to eat as much as i did saturday? OMG... Hefferitus con pepperoni por favor. Yep.. Pizza.. and BEER.. haahah. Good times. Started early, ended up in SF with the sister in law and all the guys for a hoe stroll. Although the uglies were out at night. It was a good time. 3 long islands and about 5 waters and i was good to go by the drive home. I was deisgnated so i drank quick and early..or was that easy.. No that would be antonio or oscar or sal or.. me? lol! ended my dranks about 11:30ish.. and water the rest of the night while i enjoyed the buzz.. buzzzzzzz..... EYE LOVE ES EF.

Sunday I chilled at home all day and gamed like the geek i am. I did hit the gym for 40.. trying to undo the chichi inducing pizza I ate the night before. I doubt i did enough to make it happen, but im back on track again. Anyone here see a theme?

a taco truck is KINDA like a mobilee church

Holy cow.. no truer words have been said. At work here there were times when we would drive looking for one.. Why because we worship the comidas of mah peeps! Especially the good shit.. you know the kind that gives you the shits? HAHAHAHAH! (thnks tia for your church comment today, I have the giggles all day now).

Sooo its TGIF.. Happy Friday.. I want to go out and get a drink and get my dance on... any idears? I sorta wish I wasnt here today... I would rather go dance the happy dance. Go to the Gym today.. fell good about the day.. be happy its sunshiney day! YAY SUNSHINE FUNSHINE!

PEEEEACE!

Hefferitos Con Cheeps

Wassa my peeps! Are you as excited about the next month as I. I always tell folk that come May, my ass turns from winter/spring recluse to super duper socialite. Yes, this is the time of year when I become Paris Hilton. Paparazzi please!!

Some things going on... Cinco De Mayo.. YAY.. Friday the 4th I got a shindig with the pasty gods I love. After that its all down hill.. We got Santa Cruz Pride, Great America, San Jose, San Fran, Bar B Ques, Social things and lots of partying it up. May/June = busy as hell.. and let me not forget Paulina Rubio.. oh lawd.. busy busy.. I can't wait! Im still getting ready for such an event...

You know us gays have to make sure our shit is new, got to buy new kicks. New outfits .... new wigs, halter tops... etc... LOL

So haggathas.. are you game? its party season.

See ya Rosie... see all of you

You will be missed I think. I didnt watch the show, but i have a friend who is devastated.. crying, mourning the loss of her Rosie Dyke-o-rama... LOL

Anywho, whole body workout yesterday i sorta feel like jello today.. bloo bloo bloo bloop. thats the sound of when i walk.. lol

SO GAY DAY AT GREAT AMERICA IS COMING!! I have went every year and have always had an awesome time. Check out that line up of performers... im excited!!!
http://www1.paramountparks.com/greatamerica/Special/gayday/entertainment.html

I invited the pretty hags to go, but I think they might think they are too good for me that friday. We shall see.. tickets are on sale now.. 40 bucks now.. may 5th they go up to probably 50.. We usually roll with a big possee.. and antonio is usually drunk as usual lol. We dance like no tomorrow get on rides and enjoy the night.. Park closes at 2 am :) If your down to come hither... let me know?

Paz

Isaac... **wave**

It was nice seeing you, you reject junky. We knew this day was coming... Alas Sylar has keelded you... took your brain and now he paint shitty abstract pictures of the future lol. I hate him :) Im glad they catch him and kill him. You were also smart in your death, joo knew... and god i hate that transforming bitch.. i never know who is real and who isnt these days. lol. HEROES IS BACK FTW!!!! Next one is the What if episode.. how fun is that!

Anywho.. So I have had the stress of death on me for the last 3 weeks. With work, home refi.. etc.. life has been just a stress ball.. Yesterday I finally broke.. it took its tole and i cracked.. ah well.. so be it.. Today however is a new day and I decided to let it go. Sure the stress will creep up, but this stress is finally going to drift away... I have other things to worry about... like...

Cinco De Mayo.... being a drunk mexican with the crew... Trying not to drink beer lol.. no beer, no beer... maybe a lite beer? hahaha.. thats where it begins..

Monday, Funday, Itchy bitchy someday

So today is a little meh. i have a cold sore on my lip.. yep folks read that "HERPY" bitches.. sucks to be my lip today.. no kisses for joo! Its actually about to go away, so happy times, sorta.

I took off Friday, for a me day. I was feeling under the weather, under the covers, and i just needed it after that hellish week. Talk about Stress to the nines. I didnt go to the gym enough in fact I only went 3 times last week. I suck.. We are doing a 5 day run every week until June 1st.

Next Subject: Fonseca.. wow, what an amazing cd. Almost as good as Miguel Bose.. but not quite as good as Amy Winehouse.. this cd rates number 3 for the year for me.. Amy Winehouse takes the cake.. Miguel Bose has a slice and Fonseca licks the plate... Delish visual eh =p

OMG HEROES TONIGHT!!! /cry with me everybody CRY DAMNIT! IM SO HAPPY!

Im going to start my own tv show

And call it heffer went to the gym! LOL... Doodz I lost 16 pounds to date... I signed up on 3/6/07 and my first day there was the 7th... from that day i kicked these hefferitos to the curb.. I still got a ways to go!! So keep up the good vibes!! Im gonna do this for hedrudes! 10 to go by June 1st... I so can do this. Me and Miss Pumpkin rock the cashbox. And then I will go buy me a new outfit or two to celebrate less hefferitos.. awwww im going to go eat! LOL!!!

OMG Sanjaya was voted off.. i didnt even watch the show, but im glad.. bless his weirdo soul.

Ok keeping it simple.. keeping it short, keeping it real. FO SHIZZLE!

the day o doom

So yesterday I had one of the worst days at work. I think things just came to a head and i felt the pressure of this job and some of the issues that occur. I won't go into details, but I went home and was really down about it. Just down.. like if i could quit I would have just handed in my resignation. It happens now and then, but eh...

Anywho to make things worse right when i got home i got a call about this whole refi thing and there are enough things against us like this LTV thing and this debt to income ration hoohaw that when i think about it, really works backwards. So then i got into a real slump and felt down even more so. I sorta chilled, reflected and alex was home working as usual lol. I can say though our place is starting to look amazing. That fireplace is wowsers! Now i have 11 months to turn the tables in our favor so we will see what happens... All it means is I need to kick some of the revolving debt out the door *read pay off your credit cards fool LOL* well not so much me, but alex.. he really needs the help. So going to start focusing on that next and throughout the year. We shall see where the cards lie. I think once all is said and done, it will work out and there won't be anything to worry about.

Still sorta slumpy... but eh.. the gym will fix that later :)

Virginia Tech......

A moment of silence and prayer to all the familys and individuals effected by this tragedy.

Thanks for the soda!!

I love a good dranky and lets just say i had a big drinky /cry lol. me and davidsitos went to get a dranky drank and woop woop what happens... i drink beer.. like 5 or so... AND to top it off heffer at Mc Donalds... there is no way I am weighing in unless i go at least 5 times to this damn gym. Im going to beat this body into submission hahaha.. 10 pounds to go by June 1st.. wish me lucky!!

Oh that reminds me, Personal trainer sessions are evil. Expensive.. and i had to drop that bullet. My sister is doing the same thing. Waaaaay too much moolah. So I think we are personally going to step up our game and go 5 times a week now while eating right.. lets make this magic.. 4 times was so last month! Psshaw! 2 days of rest is good no? lol

Oh thanks for the soda everyone. I had enough hits to my blog that I got paid .75 cents! thats no small feat let me tell you.. That little bar at the middle/top that shows google ads will pay for every impression. Now its like 1 cent for every 100 impressions or something like that.. i forgot about that. I think I need to start advertising the chicken to friends, family etc.. Maybe next time you can buy me 2 Tacos for 99 cents at jack in the crack! Go figure LOL.

Shalons and Beer

There is something special about titties and beer. Its like they go hand in hand (Literally HAHAHA!!). and if you have gazongas the size of small planets like my head (waves to shalon and antonio), then its even better, just pop your drinky in the middle and you can have 3! one in each hand and one in the special place we call cleavage! Speaking of beer I think i need one! Its TGIF.. and that means THANK GOD IM FAT! And what do fat people do? Drink Beer of course!

So tonight we are having dinner with the brother and virginia.. so going to heffer out.. which means i shoulda went to the gym this morning lol.. yeah right. i aint like that commited yet lol. Although im feeling thinner! WEE!!!

Tomorrow we paint downstairs... and then our place is back to normal. awwww i can't wait! HUGS NOT DRUGS!

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND HEFFERS AND HEFFERITAS AND Roberts too!

R

Fancy Free!

Yep I am feeling Fancy Free today, don't ask what that means because you would have to be gay to understand. And if your gay and don't understand, thats because your not me.. that would require you to have a head the size of a small planet.. zoooom!

Good morning! On today, the day of the super green grouchies.. I bid you fair tidings, happy things and happy trees. Why am i so chipper? I am trying to PRETEND im having a great morning! Is it working? Do i sound happy? Do I sound happy with a chainsaw in my hand ready to mow down evil pesty people today? YAY!!!!!!!! Speaking of, has anyone seen Grindhouse? 3 hours of movie-ness, im not so sure i could handle.. unless it got me out of work early...

(Note to self: Try to get to bed before 11, you old hag!) **sigh**

Hopes on a rope

So right now me and alex are looking into possible refinancing our place. Its been over a year (i know too early) but our estimated value is 390 at the moment when we got the place for 365. Why refi you ask? Well we got into one of those situations that you read about daily.. Oh well get you in a loan, dont worry about it things.. the loan matures in 2 years and boom you lost your place. With our Fico scores when we got this place we took what we could get and we were subprime so our loan is shitty at best.. Anyhow bottom line is im looking now to see what we are up against so we can either Refi or prep it to sell before our 2 year anniversary hits. Sad reality but i would rather sell the place than loose it. In the whole scheme of things, we got screwed and didnt really know it. I know now and I do know better now. Well my fico personally rose 60 points since I got this place and im now in Prime loan status and i am working to get a fixed rate for our place. I do want to stay here a few more years.. So far it looks well, the broker we are dealing with seems to give us hope that we can get a loan with a resonable interest rate that meets our needs. And god.. please give us a reasonable mortgage rate.. lol.. yeah we took it for this one.. no drinks, no dinner, here you go, THANKS I'll have another! lol..

Wood chips anyone?

YUMMY! I just love Flavoured Wood chips! What is this fantastic delight you ask? It happens to be a Be Powered Protien Bar. I bought these at target because i ran out of the other bars... thinking ill try different ones.. and what do you know. MMMMM YUMMY DELICIOUS FLAVOURED WOOD SOD With all natural Wild Berry flavour! (tm). **insert sarcasm here please** lol. Needless to say I just took a bite and almost gagged.. yeah those are going in the trash.. NASTY!

Oh speaking of Target, we went last night and i bought this massage thing you put on your chair.. it was a cheapie.. but i think im going to take it back and buy the shiatsu back masage chair thingie.. it is 100 bucks but shit how wonderful would that be? I think ill get me a foot thingie too.. one where you put your footsies in and sit and relax while it bubbles away your hobbitses problems...

Any advice for home stuff like that? hmmm sharper image?

Of Bunnies, weeboes, fake grass and pastel tata's

Was your Easter fantabulous? As in OMG I cant stop eating chocolate and chicken and more chocolate and stuff? Mine was just a little shindig with the Familia bar b quin at my little housie. I totally killed my eating healthy diet yesterday.. so today i hit the gym, tomorrow, wednesday.. shit i need to make this happen again... i feel like i lost sight of the goal this weekend. I need 25 pounds to be where i should be.. can I do this???? HELLS YEAH!

OMG my computer at home died this weekend! i lost everything! I almost died with it.. like i was on the floor pounding it screaming WHY GOD WHY????? WHY ME AND MY DELL XPS GAMING COMPUTER!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!?! my floor still has Tammy Fae Mascara marks from the tears of my broken heart. (LOL!!!!!). All is well today though its working again, but when your hard drive dies.. its not like you can get some viagra and bring that sucker back up.. its dead...

Ok back to work, wish me a luck with my Refinance!!! Ill give you the details tomorrow bout that.

shaaaaw!

It is Orale Friday, shaaaaww! (if you know what that is, your from the ghetto!). CHavi, I got 5 on it and a 2 peice and a bisquit for Bee.

Anywho.. so last night at the Gym, mah trainer killed me.. it was one of those i literally had to stop i got light headed for 5 minutes lol. Craaaazy times, good times, Sweating like a yak. l337 Sexy Beear!!!

And how did I end the night, with 2 slices of pizza of course hahahahah!! GOOD TIMES!

Have a good weekend peeps! Oh Shalonita, I love you too! Like alot.. lord knows I have to love both of you. (thats you and your tata's)!

The daily grabble grobble

So i have some sad news for me!! Since i have this mortgage and this crazy crazy days of Motorola and the every other week versus bi monthly thing... I decided i can not afford my trainer! /mourn! (its like 75 bucks a session or something like that!!) lol.. Im still gonna go 4 times a week, but hopefully ill be good on my own by now. I have my last session tonight! So wish me luck. I also am waiting for my core ball workout to come in. Happy times for the happy core workout = slimmer heffer and less chichis for the masses. Praise the jeebus you say! PRAISE THE HOLY JEEBUS AND HIS WAYS!

SO i really think this weekend my house will be 100% normal again! Like everything in its place... /crosses fingers.

SO its almost easter and like a good mexican, ill be with some of my peeps somewhere. ORALE!

Why is coffee sometimes better than sex?

Well because they both take your grouchies away. Unless its bad sex, then fahget about it, not worth it. But bad coffee? UGH! Can I get you a tic tac please?

So last night we had a fiasco involving installing a closet organizer. You know the ones that you can get at home depot. Well first when we had the conversation about getting one, it was all about the cheaper one.. you know that comes in white. Well alex buys the expensive one. Tries to install it and what do you know Gidget the mexican midget didn't measure properly and things werent fitting lol. I find it half entertaining, half annoying.. but once all is said and done, i hope it will turn out well. Cross your toes on this one. Its 2 monkeys trying to solve the question of life.

Thanks Bee and Midgetita the sexys for brefas.. Don't trip Chavita, I got 5 on it!

Success in a handbasket

So the handbasket today is not destined for hell, but it IS destined for a slimmer waisteline! Holy titties and beer you say, how can i get into that handbasket? Well you can't why, because your a heffer beast of course! LOL kidding :) So i went to the gym last night for some personal training and it was all leg excercizes.. and i HATE balancing.. he makes me stand on this half ball thing and try to balance and do squats on it.. EEW! Anyhow i get really self concious with that stuff.. So i got my official weight loss and im at 12 pounds of heffer gone!.. which was in 3 weeks. So hes like are you eating? lol.. funny cuz i am eating more than i normally would.. im just eating waaaay better. i think you tie that in with my gym evils and its working.

He put me at a target weight of 220-225 to be comfortable in my skin, which is my target goal and he said 215 would be the most.... but for my height, stature that it would be where i should be and be healthy. Which im totally cool with, because i think that weight is where i should be to fit in with my big head hahaha.. Anyhow ive been under 200 before and i look sick.. so this 215-225 range works. Ill do this for hedrurdis! Wish me luck and kiss my chichis goodbye!!

The weekend bliss and the bitch

So was it not a lovely weekend or was it not a lovely weekend?! Well, was it not? HA! So what did this bitch do this weekend? Oh.. i played video games of course! Since alex was working mom and sister were out of town i spent my saturday going to the gym, then gaming for the day.. I love a good gamey day. Then yesterday i hung out with alex for half the day and then around 4 Oscar and Carlos picked me up and we went to beerbust. Talk about good times!! I did rum and diet cokes and then a long island.. so i thought i wasnt too in the red. But after we left what did we do.. pizza with ranch for the heffers at casa reubensitos! WTF is all this eating about!

Oh that reminds me I have a bitch about yesterday and its called respect. So Ricky made some comments yesterday about Alex at first were funny then he sorta kept with it and pissed me off. I told Ricky that he was lucky he had his teeth intact and to think again before he speaks. So later he comes up to me and asks if i was mad at him, i said no im not mad i just am annoyed that you lack respect for me and Alex. And he said it was out of jealousy i said it doesnt matter what its about, you get the respect you give and i left it at that. He sorta gravitates around me and Alex knows that he likes me and its funny cuz i am not about that or him. Hes a friend and thats that, but ima have to push him to acquantance status because yesterday imho was wrong. I handled it right, however he was lucky I am who I am now.

Im looking forward to the gym tonight with my trainer. may i be sore again today!! WEE!

What kinda fuckery is this?

Woohoo! My favorite line EVER! Amy Winehouse FTW!! (if you know what FTW means, you are l337 g33k!).

Its Happy Friday and after a whirlwind week of the devil wearing prada, guuci and Fat Farm lol.. I am happy its here. Alex got his bonus today which was basically another paycheck! So i get 75% of it.. paying off the debt to my chichis.. and that is happy tawk! For a happy friday which means we will probably get outa the house and do dinner tonight! OMG! happy happy!

My boss just brought in the authentic mexican brefas burritos.. and omg they were to die for! I probably should have killed the tortilla to axe some of these calories but fuck it i work out hard lol. Last night killed me! Trainer had me doing these 30 second dumbell swings, 30 second squats and 20 second pull ups.. with no breaks.. just a 1 minute breather between the full set. talk about killing me.. i was sweating like a yak. And today I am sore... im not omg i cant move sore, but i feel it. Today is my off day from the gym. Tomorrow im gonna go hook it up for a hour.. and then my weekly weigh in. I hope i lost 2 pounds this week!! Cross your boobies and toes..

So this workout thing

Im not sure Im seeing any real progress, yeah the scale is dropping.. but i think im doing something wrong. The scale says one thing but I do NOT feel any real change. Im doing 4 days a week, but thinking about upping to 5. Im eating well enough... You know it might be my age kicking my fat ass metabolism back a notch for every 2 i kick it up. UGH! WHEN DID I BECOME AN OLD BITCH!? I mean i have always been a bitch.. so WHEN DID I BECOME OLD? lol!! Well today is my first 1 on 1 with my trainer so let me see what he has to say. I wonder what is a good calorie burn per person a day at the gym to have a good effect.

dood!

So why did i wake up grouchy, tired and wanting to stay in bed and sleep? I went to bed at 11.. which is more than enough sleepy for meepy. But dddaaaaaayum!!!!

I also needed to throw Janet a big huge OMG Thank you!!! Last week she brought us (Me + Alex) a HUGE plate of Vegitarian Taquitos in the middle of our floor redesign... smothered in lettuce, avocado, crema, sheeeze and Chile... Talk about holy titties and beer. She gave us enough food for lunch and dinner lol. Anyhow, that was really sweet of you and i know you read the daily chicken :) SO MUAH!!!!!

So yesterday did a full hour of evil cardio.. was kinda nice.. after we went to fresh choice and i tried to hook it up healthy i did fine i think.. im curious should i eat dinner before the gym or after? hmm....

Feliz Hennifer Lopez day!

She like taco's and burritos. Taco Taco... burrito! (If u know this one, you are pimp!)

Today Jennifer Lopez's Spanish CD came out (Como Ama Una Mujer). I got it last night (Pre-ordered it) and its quite the lovely. Its mostly Ballads and it sounds reeeally good. Outside of the Miguel Bose CD, I recommend this masterpeice.

Anyone watch the Hills last night? Poooooooor sugar bear Whitney.. If I fell on Live TV I would have run off and cried lol. She is a super trooper. I love her =) I hate Spencer... and what the hell next week is the finale? OMGWTF What am I going to do with the rest of my year? Heidi Moves out? OMG! My Lauren.. LC.... What are we going to do! You know if WHitney girl gets that job, they are going to focus on that.. like is Whitney a bossy boss? What will this do to Lauren and Whitneys Friendship? Next on The Hills... LOL

Ok, busy day, love me, like me, be me, no thats alot of me.... oh shit.. you know at 8 i went to the gym last night! WHAT THE HELL!!! I did 40 minutes on that damn eliptical.. i killed some major calories.. it felt nice.. ended with some sweet stretches... Next Weigh in Saturday!!

EYE AM BACK!!!!

Let the chichi heads rejoice. Life is good. I could have used just One more day off. But ah well.. a week is a week. No more, No less...

So what did we get done you ask? Oh that reminds me, thanks for the folk that messaged me and the couple that called missing the daily chicken. Awwwww Im loved!!!

So The floor is almost done lol. Click link below for pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/reubensitos/I will take more as soon as everything is in its place downstairs.

I also got my glasses so I am now Studious Maximus aka Geek, 4 eyes.. LOL thanks Michele.. I love ya my midgetita of sexy gym beastness. I will take a pic with them for ya who I don't get to see daily.

Oh yeah one more thing.. music.. Anyone dig Lily Allen? She rocks the cashbox! But the winner for the week is the new Miguel Bose CD. OMG .... Duets with Julieta Venegas, Ricky Martin, Shakira, Paulina Rubio, Alejandro Sanz.. ALASKA!! Off the hizzle for shizzle.. oh if any of you know who Alaska is, your old school lol.

Til Tomorrow my chickenitas and chickenitos..

Loosing yourself

So it is saturday night, and I am here at home wondering why I didnt go anywhere or do anything. Im also thinking about how I have changed. You know, there was a time when every Saturday I would go out and drink and have fun with the guys. When you get into a relationship and as you grow up that changes. However with time, I am noticing that its not always exciting.
Often times I question my relationship as Alex worked his magic to sedate me. In my social circle I am alomst non existant. I am often in this cloud of boredom at home. You know with Alex I didnt settle, he is amazing. However, I do wonder if had i waited to see how life WOULD be, if I would have pursued this relationship. I feel like a shell of my former self. And as a gay fellow, I dont have to hit the clubs to be social. I just have to be social to be social.. where did that go?

When I got with Chris, I had this seporate life. It was a dual existance. I had this BF no one saw, who loved me but it was bitter. Our family existances were different and we never related.

Fast forward to the present. I find someone who I DO relate to and we have a very solid family bond, yet I can't help but think there is something missing from this picture. The love is there, but were in this rut of just existing. He never wants to partake in my social existance, so i sacrifice plans regularly to feel like i am conforming to keep him happy. Yet he never says anything about it, it just is what it is. Hmm... where is this going? Im not sure, but its how im feeling.. sedated, bored, curios?

The devil and im OFF FOR A WEEK!!!

The devil is Jessee, I hope you go to fucking hell you peice of shit father. No parent in their right mind would put their kids welfare above their greed and pride, especially when your 8 year old daughter told you what was happening to her. And the outcome of your stupidyt, you lost them both and they now belong to and with OUR family where they belong. WE the family are pulling together to buy them everything they need. Their clothes, everything.. we got it like that, why because they are family and we love them. Karma is a bitch isn't it?

Okay now off to happier things.. Its the weekend and I have 9 days of not being at work. So let the happy times begin!!!!!

OMG did you watch Ugly Betty last night. How amazing was that????I LOVE IT. I love the accountant as well, he is actually pretty hot. Even with the geek spectacles lol.

So no blogs for me for the next week. I will take some pics of the floor we are putting in once all is said and done.. I am hoping for the best and that its not that difficult. I will be sore, I will be tired, but I SURE IN THE HELL WILL NOT BE AT WORK! HA!

To hell in a handbasket!

Don't ask, just know that when you got yourself in the handbasket, you better make sure you brought a jesus sammich!

Yesterday was an off the hook day. Me and my sis went to the Gym. Our Trainer was pretty sexy beast who my sis was googly over lol. He had us sweating to the oldies, and overall it was lovely. I saw Virginia there wokring her chichis off too! Good times!!

After that we go home and then we head to Valley Fair for their mens fashion show thing. Now that was fun. Sexy fellas dressed up to make you buy them clothes... I will take it! They had a DJ, Free food, Free Drinks, overall good times.

And today is Vanessa's last day. I sure am going to miss that gal :) Its all good though.. off to bigger better things!

Just call me 4 eyes

Better than calling me a 5 head LOL! Anywho.. so yesterday i went to the eye dr for the first time in my life... crazy. He put some drops in my eyes and boom, instant illiterate reader for 5 hours of my life. I did panic for a minute when I couldnt read... but it was temporary. I almost went out and purchased a double wide in my wifebeater tawkin bouts I kant reed nuffin, Go git me a beer. (if you get this, you are soooooo white trash! LOL).

Anyhow so i had to skip work for the day and i guess it was just good timing.

So quick update, the Hills... holy Heidi and stupid Spencer the devil. I hope she sees this now and go what the fuck was I thinking. I bet you He convinces her not to watch it lol. Evil always knows!!

So today I meet my personal Trainer for the first time. at 4:55 i go and get my work out on.... yikes! I may come in tomorrow beat up, and thats perfectly fine! Go Go Gadget Sexy Beast!

20th Prince presell goes on sale and for the first time in my life I dont feel like I am a sure in. /cry

Red Rover Red Rover

This bitch is hung over. LOL.. <-- had 4 too many drinkys last night... Started out nice with 2 bud lights, then 2 long islands, THEN 4 cape cods which = one drunk heffer last night. I really don't know how I got to work or how I am going to handle today, but I sure need a nap. a nice long nap would do me wonders, and i look and feel like shit. Oh and this time change thing didnt help either. One more hour of sleep would have reduced the wrinkles. lol.

I forgot to mention in my blog last week to Robertito.. HAPPY BIRFDAY!! YAY!!!!!! Best Boss ever!

Oh yes, does anyone have a Citibank AArewards credit card? They get presell on the prince tickets for SF.... And I dont got one...

ORALE!

I just felt like saying that cuz im a vato loco today.. Y QUE?!

Weekend plans anyone? We got some free tickets for sundays home and kitchen thing at the fairgrounds. Gonna go skeedaddle and see the sights of what we wish we had LOL!!

So I realized that my vision has issues now. So I made my FIRST apointment with an eye dr since i was like 10. So we are going to see how blind as a bat I am. Hopefully its something simple like get more rest.. or maybe i just need reading glasses. OMG im fucking old. Damn Bitches.

Speaking of old.. I think my greys are starting to affect me. Like making ME feel older.. I should color these bitches regularly. Know what im sayin? What do you think?

The sound of Amy Winehouse

Its Musicwhore time.. and i bring great news. Originality is here with Amy Winehouse's debut CD Back to Black. Think a grittier Joss Stone with full Retro and I mean Retro sound, with the horns, back up singers from decades past. You really think your listenging to classic Motown. And the lyrics are pretty damn awesome. I am sure that only Amy is the only white chick who can sound black saying What Kinda Fuckery are we and make it sound classy lol. This is no neo soul sound peeps. Thanks Nick for picking it up for me! I can not put this cd down..

Last night was moms bday. we went to eat and of course I had to pay for everyone lol. 100 bucks later.. oh yeah I bought moms a 200$ diamond ring as well :) Good times! Good eats!

So is anyone else bummed that Heroes returns in April... ? /cry!

Shit God Damn, Get off your ass and Jam!

True Funky Lyrics I tell ya.... there is a house mix of that song that i heard about 10 years ago that brought it dooooown! **shakes his twirlie teets** Oh speaking of... I finally signed up on the gym last night with my sister. We are going to be the chichi crutches for eachother to go 3 times a week. We did a contract of course so were doing this for sho. We got 4 personal training sessions as well to get us started on the right track. We are going 3 times a week to start and see how it goes.

The funny thing is the trainer said with moderate workout and eating right i could drop 40 pounds by july... Which I immediatly said thats just CRAZY lol.. he said its not that hard.. thats 10 pounds a month.. which is healthy granted im eating healthy 3 meals 3 mini meals (fruit im thinking). Anyhow so we shall see.. Whats going to keep me interested is if i see results.. i know that much. I work out 3-4 days a week and i see my slimming chichis... then lord be happy i can walk around with no shirt on everywhere i go just to be sexy... Bust out the Wax folk, sexy beast is getting sexier.

LOL

Wasabi and cheese!

WHat the? So its show rundown time...

Heroes: Peter gets a haircut and a scar :) But truth be told he lives and im not sure why. I have a feeling its that old man that saves his and mojinders ass. Sylar is the devil and can go to hades.. he needs to be killed like yesterday already. But we get to wait until april WTFBBQ!

The Hills. Oh Lauren that guy was a pumpkin and a half. And fuck that reject Heidi.. shes selfish and a dumb ass.. I think your work counterpart is on her way out.. shes definatly tired of playing someones lackey :)

Oh and whats up with Dance Life being the best one ever. Nolan is my favorite and I love that guy. I had no idea JLO did Last Years Pride in New York.. damn I knew I should go to these damn things. I loved her heart to heart with my boy, i got all emotional i was so happy he brought it. And Ha Fucking Ha you big gay Blake. You were molded and your FAKE ass apology.. i bet you JLO made you do that ROFL! although booking Janet Jackson. daayum.

Anywho.. nuff bout that, whats up with all this work on my plate? Heffers are hungry and Bianca get better you Toofy Woofy!

Attendance is the devil

Today is the day alot of folk are out. In my team 3 are out, in our sister team 2 are out. I almost was out due to a family emergency... but im holding ground for now, unless they say otherwise. So I am trying to get all my shibby done asap so I can start helping out while folk are MIA. I may actually work from home tonight! The Barbarity of it all! The Tragic life I lead LOL.

Anywho, how was the weekend? I was sickie with a cold. On the first nice weekend we have had in a while. This weekend should be just as nice. YAY! Im trying to get out.

OH i need to request my pto days off... I need time to get my floor on at home! Soon after is a bbq... Oh I can not WAIT!!!!!!!!!! Its gonna suck and be painful, but when its done and I can sit and relax.. /swooon the happy times in casa reubensitos.. Oh yeah ima need some rugs.. any ideas where to get them??

My Humps My Humps My lovely chichi lumps

check it ouuut. LOL Today is a good friday, Im congested like a hooker on a GOOD night. I am leaving work early to get my floor.. and 2 weeks is the ETA to get that floor in the housie and on! WEEE I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBQ shortly after folks

My mom and sister are at my Grammy and Grampys this weekend. Alex works, so I am home all by my lonesomes.. which is OK because its double xp weekened in my favorite video game. So ill be busy wracking up levels and being a geek.. and WHY BECAUSE I CAN SHOOO!!! Word to your momma.

Have a safe fun friday.

Werk, Work, Wirk

So yesterday in our team meeting our boss told us that the 5% of folk that were getting laid off across motorola already know by now and that we are not part of them and that from the looks of it there were no plans to have our department transition. So what does this mean? From the looks I don't need to hit the unemployment line anymore. While I am not completely sold on the Its not going to hit this group thing yet, I mean I am thinking yes we are not the 5% 3500 employees, but that doesn't necessarily mean that through the audits that we are completely safe. I would like to believe the above and that I have nothing to worry about so i can go about a week without stress thinking and wondering if this is going to be the week. I can say it was hard to not succumb to the rumours, join the bandwagons of doom and keep my head above water knowing that i was not sinking soon. I did my best. So hopefully this means to ME a long and decent future here in Moto Land. It certainly would be cool to be here a while.

And I seem to be getting sick now :( i feel it.. i sense it, its going to eat me.. the sickness... nooooo!!!

Oh I saw my Oscarchichis last night. It was only 5 minutes but I love that hoochie. Glad he picked up the Boob Tube and 2 lamps.. YAY!

Nightbreed... loved watching it last night.. I love that movie... good stuff.

The tao of the temp

So today is the last day for Belinda who I have grown to love. I just got word on something else thats going to hit like a ton of bricks.. well it hit me like a ton of bricks. On the same note speaking of bricks, Im a brick.... hawse, shes mighty might-eh just lettin it all hang out... Bika bow bika bow bika bow bowwww.

Um lesseee today i tried my brazillian coffee for the first time in history. LOVES IT. Tomorrow is Kenya.. and Friday is Columbia.. COLOMBIA REPRESENT! lol kidding.

Hi hoe, hi hoe, its back to work I go. **whistles** and yes i called you hoe

Crispy Claire... rocks the cashbox

Dude.. Why was heroes last night amazing... it answered soooooo many questions... ugh tuggs at my heart. I love me some Crispy Claire! Aint that right Pasty Fellah.. =p

The Hills.. Screw Brody, Screw Heidi, Screw Big nose the cave hooker, that is NOT what friends are about. What drama for your mama.. and my momma too.. I would so beat a bitch down for that crap. And Brody may be hot but he aint worth it as a scandal toy.

I love Nolan.. hes my babys daddy number 236.. and hes out.. and he stood up to Blakes Ego.. Bless his noble heart.. Looks like next episode.. you are going to rock the cashbox. Your dance at the end of the show was emotional. touched my soul, the one I bought at Target since my soul is well.. i think i sold it for a rock. LOL

FELIZ CUMPLIANOS SHALONSITAS!

Yes, yesterday was my Gallons of Mayonaise' birthday. Awwwww and her chest size has as many numbers as them candles too =p LOL LOVE YA!

Weeekend??? OH I BOUGHT MY FLOOR!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! SEXY FLOOR. Well we need to install it ourselves.. but we will and i cant wait. Lumber Liquidators for the win. and I saved a TON by going there.. exceeded our expectations

Did anyone else wattch the Oscars last night? Fabulous! Elen did an amazing job... she is such an amazing woman. Bless her blond gay heart LOL. Oh and Jennifer Hudson won, bless her heart.. she made me want to cry. She touched my happy soul. Awwwww....

Vanguard this weekend... got in plenty of time.

Oh yes Can I just say how much a fat ass I am? SHIT... when did i stop caring that titties only belong on women? LOL!!!

Aye Em Cee EH

So this morning on the way to work I was listening to Piolin and they had this segment i think he called it Pachanga.. and they started playing a song.. YMCA.. and they sang it for a quick verse lol. Um.. my peeps... Maybe you should pick another song thats easier to pronounce. its WHY not AYE lol.. Orale!

So did anyone watch Lo Premio Nuestro last night? We watched it and really enjoyed it. Gloria Trevi Rocked the Cashbox! Love her. Jlo fabulous but why didn't you perform lol. And whats up with Don Omar looking hot last night? And Daddy Yankee looking like a skinny um.. not hot last night lol. However Bobby Pulido looked as hot as ever EYE HEART BOBBY. Alejandra Guzman is still on drugs and Victor Manuelle is just damn pretty. I should pluck my brows like that.. he is smokin IMHO. Our peeps are all about the cleavage I can tell you that lol. Good times.

Necessito Nuevo Trabajo Amigos... Ayudame Por Favor ?! =p