The tao of the temp

So today is the last day for Belinda who I have grown to love. I just got word on something else thats going to hit like a ton of bricks.. well it hit me like a ton of bricks. On the same note speaking of bricks, Im a brick.... hawse, shes mighty might-eh just lettin it all hang out... Bika bow bika bow bika bow bowwww.

Um lesseee today i tried my brazillian coffee for the first time in history. LOVES IT. Tomorrow is Kenya.. and Friday is Columbia.. COLOMBIA REPRESENT! lol kidding.

Hi hoe, hi hoe, its back to work I go. **whistles** and yes i called you hoe

Crispy Claire... rocks the cashbox

Dude.. Why was heroes last night amazing... it answered soooooo many questions... ugh tuggs at my heart. I love me some Crispy Claire! Aint that right Pasty Fellah.. =p

The Hills.. Screw Brody, Screw Heidi, Screw Big nose the cave hooker, that is NOT what friends are about. What drama for your mama.. and my momma too.. I would so beat a bitch down for that crap. And Brody may be hot but he aint worth it as a scandal toy.

I love Nolan.. hes my babys daddy number 236.. and hes out.. and he stood up to Blakes Ego.. Bless his noble heart.. Looks like next episode.. you are going to rock the cashbox. Your dance at the end of the show was emotional. touched my soul, the one I bought at Target since my soul is well.. i think i sold it for a rock. LOL

FELIZ CUMPLIANOS SHALONSITAS!

Yes, yesterday was my Gallons of Mayonaise' birthday. Awwwww and her chest size has as many numbers as them candles too =p LOL LOVE YA!

Weeekend??? OH I BOUGHT MY FLOOR!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! SEXY FLOOR. Well we need to install it ourselves.. but we will and i cant wait. Lumber Liquidators for the win. and I saved a TON by going there.. exceeded our expectations

Did anyone else wattch the Oscars last night? Fabulous! Elen did an amazing job... she is such an amazing woman. Bless her blond gay heart LOL. Oh and Jennifer Hudson won, bless her heart.. she made me want to cry. She touched my happy soul. Awwwww....

Vanguard this weekend... got in plenty of time.

Oh yes Can I just say how much a fat ass I am? SHIT... when did i stop caring that titties only belong on women? LOL!!!

Aye Em Cee EH

So this morning on the way to work I was listening to Piolin and they had this segment i think he called it Pachanga.. and they started playing a song.. YMCA.. and they sang it for a quick verse lol. Um.. my peeps... Maybe you should pick another song thats easier to pronounce. its WHY not AYE lol.. Orale!

So did anyone watch Lo Premio Nuestro last night? We watched it and really enjoyed it. Gloria Trevi Rocked the Cashbox! Love her. Jlo fabulous but why didn't you perform lol. And whats up with Don Omar looking hot last night? And Daddy Yankee looking like a skinny um.. not hot last night lol. However Bobby Pulido looked as hot as ever EYE HEART BOBBY. Alejandra Guzman is still on drugs and Victor Manuelle is just damn pretty. I should pluck my brows like that.. he is smokin IMHO. Our peeps are all about the cleavage I can tell you that lol. Good times.

Necessito Nuevo Trabajo Amigos... Ayudame Por Favor ?! =p

Rain Rain go away...

Talk about the devil rain... slowing down the traffic. And what sucks is im insanely tired.. Late night.. *wink wink* lol.

Anyhow im grouchy as a cow and happy as a monkey today. MoooooEEEP! Sleepy... I so want to go home.

Ugly Betty

So i got through watching Ugly Betty's last week episode and the part at the train with the son and dad hit me. The interaction and how the dad is super macho and has issues with his son being a little gay boy. The dynamic there is pretty amazing. Seeing how he was protecting his son when the guy called him a fairy was a strong statment. I envy that. . With Daniels sister used to be his brother, seeing that first hand in not tv gives you new eyes to these things. I find the show, drama, comedy, everything about it wonderful. Ugly betty is amazing.. and I hope here to stay.

If you have time, pick up the latest Alejandro Sanz Cd its wonderful. The smokey voice is good for your spirit and your chichis.. its like smokey mountain chichis on a cd:)

Ode to the Crabbatha

Crabbatha McBumbleteets How I loathe thee. You walk a mighty walk and talk a mighty talk, but when the day is over Crabbatha McBumbleteets is still a bitch. LOL

So was Heroes not Pivotal last night? Like OMGWTFBBQ! that was sausy... Im glad Claire stood up to her dad. YOU GO SISTER GIRL! shoo.. and Simone was axed.. that hurt my soul.. and Ando.. OMG I LOVE YOU!!! Hiro..... why Hiro.. whhhyyy!!! That Sylar is too evil for his own good, I decided now I dont want to have his babies anymore hes too evil but that eyebrow thing... Elan, can i get a witness?

Oh shit and that damn Hills... Um Heidi.. hello clue? Here is 10 bucks go buy one. Sheesh. I do agree on one aspect though Lauren should sorta just chill a minute and let you fall flat on your face. Bringing it out was the thing to do but let it go and let Heidi make the mistake. That was too much drama.

One last note.. Dance Life.. Hot.. but throwaway track. The track on the aftershow was way hotter.. Make yourself a cd in spanish like Ariba and the latin community would eat it up.

Last but not least.. I read your blog Shal.. um.. yeah talk about the Stars out and about.. Jealousy is the color purple today.
Paz.

Presidents day? WTF!

Why are we here? lol. I think were the only corporate company in the world to work today. Yes even in far off places such as Indonesia they get today off! LOL. Its all good in the hood... Id be out shopping otherwise and I need to chill on the spending.

So weekend wrap up? Sexy! Friday we picked out our floor.. This friday they come and measure and one week later they install.. SWEET! Saturday um.. i hung out with alex but i dont remember what we did lol. And last night was happy Grocery Time! YAY! Let there be comidas in my casita! ORALE!

Oh yeah i dont get women. Why is it that on PMS days, or other random for shits and giggles days do they think its cool to be bitches or just rude in general? If your gonna be a haggatha, stay home and bitch all by yourself. Life goes much easier when you take it with a grain of salt and enjoy even the shitty times. Ya dig?

Oh yeah my badge didnt work today... why is it the first thing i thought was I got canned. Shit i need to get out of here..

Uh oh.. ah uh...

Falling in love again... Gloria sang it... I live it.. daily :) /swoon that Accent, them bushy eyebrows lol.. Awwww :)

So I missed Ugly Betty last night.. and girl it hurts my soul! But I will watch it today and be happy. OH my desk and Chair are getting delivered today. **SWEET** I should get my Cel Phone today as well. SUPER WEE! ANd tomorrow my cable gets installed.. AND I believe buying the floor tonight... and the weekend is prepare weekend.. and I think next weekend we do it to it! WAAAAH!!! WOOT WOOT! New Floor in the casa! YEEHAW.. Robert you coming over to help? LOL

And lately I am getting REALLY sick of people hating on people. That idiot Hardaway needs to be thrown in the middle of castro with a dress on so he can be beaten with purses LOL. Seriously though people need a clue to watch what they say. His little I take it back im sorry didnt work and its just getting a little over the top lately. Between Kramers Tyrade, Washingtons Faggot comment and now this retard. I don't get it... but its starting to get on mah nerve. And i do not get Rehab LOL.. Gay Rehab. HAHAHAH!! Do they make them watch beaches and Priscilla Queen of the desert while dancing to madonna? WTF!

Oh yeah happy friday and moo!

Monkeys in my Trees!

They dance for me. Monkeys in your hair.. what are they doing there? !

So did anyone get any sugah last night? you know I fell asleep early UGH! LOL what a lame! Its the one night where you don't have to beg for a lil somethin somethin. Ah well :) not that i have to beg anyway =p

Tonight is Ugly Betty Folks!!! Be happy! Lucy Liu is going to be on tonight! Sexay!

So i played this game for 360 and for the first time in my life.. I have seen a openly gay character in a video game. Hes over the top gay though lol.. all drama, when he fights he says "Okay!" lol..

Happy Lovey Day!

Valentines day.. the day of Love > Consumerism! /swoon the Cha Ching! Ever resturaunt is going to be packed, fixed menu's, people buying gifts to confess a feeling and millions will get some sugar tonight! /le woot! Dame Chocolate Por Favor!

This AM i went to brush my teefus and I had a card on the sink :) A simple and cute I love you card with a I tunes Gift card inside... Music for my love... I will take it :) We are past expensive gifts for eachother. We save that for the anniversary :) Ill buy alex an Orchid today after work and a card and done.. Hes working late.. so I wont see him til 10ish.. We decided dinner over the weekend is the way to go. Although Saturday my HD box from comcast is arriving /swoon the High Definition Ugly Betty! Sawwwweeeet!

To a day of love for most, sex for many, eating for the masses... Enjoy.

Drama in the boob tube

Omg could it be a boob tube anymore? I mean there is no tube with TV these days..and there certainly isn't any boobs. Well thats debatable. LOL.. Must be why I like TV so much! HA!

So Heroes was off the hook as usual.. a little intense but thats why I love mah show. And The Hills. Heidi you dumb ass... get over that foo! I hope by now you have had 3 new boyfriends after spensie wensie the slimeball of the year. Ahh tv.. **sings some classic whitney** "I get sooo emotional baby......"

Now off to an interisting topic. Numb: Lack of feeling.... Its how im feeling about it all.

Used to

I used to enjoy the rat race. I used to enjoy the daily game. I used to get up and look forward to the day. all it took was a few words and Used to is now my thing.

So after the bitterfest I had some cool and needed retail therpay. I picked up my HDTV and its lovely. I didnt get the ginourmous Plasma yet... i just got one that fit in my armoire a 32' lcd from frys. 40' was too big for me for now lol.. but when im ready for the bigun, the tv i bought is going downstairs and my bigun will come hither in the upstairs.. its all in the plan LOL. The tv touches my soul in so many happy spots I just couldnt be happier. I did some gaming and that last night we watched Brothers Grimm... and I loved it. Happy Times.

I went to the updates mall in SF over the weekend with my bro and virginia. I thought it was OK. I had more fun at Macys lol.. Bloomingdales is was spensive. paying over 50$ for a tshirt really bothers me lol. And that place is so diverse.. SF is a city of diversity.. there were gays every corner of the galaxy there.

Ok Work to do.

R

Beautiful Disfunction

Its what I loved about that gal. She was a gay advocate, been in parades, she was fabulous and tragic. One of those few souls that you cant help but watch whats next. Always a controversey and flawed but never gave up. Bless her heart, may she rest in peace.

So we have a wet and rainy weekend on the way. I wanted to get outa the house and take a little road trip, but in the rain.. not going to happen. I will probably hang with alex, do a little retail therapy and be happy chappy :) Its definatly a lite the fireplace thing.

Oh yes, Angel and Lupe congratulations!!! And speaking of love...

Alex is on my shit list right now.. he scheduled himself to close Valentines day.. WTF is that about.. I was so mad. So while I will probalby hang out with my mom and sister for dinner like usual, were doing it sans that retailer who aint coming home til 10:30 and if i spend money on dinner wed night.. he sure in the hell aint getting dinner on my dime for valentines.. yep im a bitter scorned soul LOL.

Hacked!!!!

Oh dear lord baby jesus in a manger... I was hacked! lol.. well sorta.. they hacked my World of Warcraft account. So what does that mean? Well I have had that account for 2 years now? And they wiped my characters clean! They took his money all his armor and even his bags, wiped his bank...AND changed my password lol. so it means 2 years of stuff poofed.. I was mad but whatever its virtual. THey also got my brothers account.. which he had waaaaay more invested than me. He was pretty angry. And truth be told I think they hacked my account form his computer. He somehow had installed a key tracker. Since he uses my account as well, they got us both... sigh.. Which also means if he checked his bank account depending on the complexity of the tracker they might have gotten it there. Ah well..

And what the Devil taketh, the LORD giveth! I recieved Paycheck, Stock Check, State Tax... with Federal being deposited tomorrow... Dear lord baby jesus in a manger, I LOVE YOU!!!! Time to pay da bills.. Y QUE!

Wednesday de la mancha

So i just ate the worlds heaviest breakfast for the worlds heaviest chichihead. It was half an enchilada, beans and some chips... lol.. thats not breakfast! WTF Ask a heffer how she did it? Mhhmm... cuz these hips dont lie! LOL.

Last night was din din with my mom and sister at El Burro.. and we had good times. I love those 2.

So 2 more days til Stock Check Friday!!!! **Dances** I can't wait to buy me my new TV!!! Oh i can not wait!!!! of course now that im sooo looking forward to it, theres going to be some goof up in paperwork and they are going to say sorry 2 more weeks. To which I will punch them in the eye and throw boogers at them :)

The Green Grouchies....

They are here again... its been a while, a LONG while.. but I think my sleep pattern is jacked.. and im going to bed too late. Its dramatic episodes on a stick. I really need to get TO bed by 11 at the latest... Yesterday I was actually laying in bed at about 11:30 but alex and i were talking, so i didnt get to bed til 12:15... thats when i started getting tired.. And the result.. less sleep = the world paying for their transgressions by speaking to me until noon.. LOL.

So I need to figure out a way to drop the payment on my g-ride so i can have alex lease a new FJ Cruiser for me and he can take over my car.. Its also time to start thinking about Home loan refinance stuff.. well at least look into it.. I have a year before Im ready.. but watch that Fico!

Did anyone see Heroes? I so thought mom was a gonner.. I am glad HRG saved the day.. What was up with Sylars Voice? The heck.. and I KNEW it was Andrew! HA!

Spencer is a dirty evil slimey gross and FUGLY pig. I hope his penis falls off... Heidi.. get your head on straight sistah..

Dance Life: Oh my... Now I love Celestina for her double prince Performance.. obviously Prince loves her too! But um.. can I just say how much I love her man lol.. he is yeah.. sexay... I hate Blake.. I decided this.. that ego is terrible.. he has an amazing resume.. but he is a ugly person inside.. If i saw him i would love to pop him in the jaw for being such a bitch.. Nolan, You da bomb!

Can you saw good lawd!

Yeah.. that image says it all... In that nasty rain, he worked it out. The irony of purple rain in the rain was too good. The twinz cracked me up. I wanted them to fall in that downpour. It was too quick, but it was a fabulous medly of Prince tracks, the covers... oh Watchtower was off the hook and so was the Foo Fighters cover.. daaaaamn. Have you seen the reviews? The press loved it.. saying it went down as one of the best Super Bowl half time shows ever.. and I must agree.. That is why I love that man... sorry haters, but can your Janet etc.. rock that guitar like that? Oh yeah I want that stage lol.

The phone problem is fixed, I have voice mail now on it as well. Go House Line! I will be changing the number this week so as soon as I do, ( i got on some house refinance voice mail spam caller thing.. im on auto dial ugh!) so its going away and I will let you all know.

And THANK YOU ROBERT for your advice on house fixer upper things.. the pipe is fixed, our phone is fixed and it WAS the phone companys fault.. im going to you first with my home issues. Robert, what do i do? lol!

Ok, got a busy day, week ahead of me. Go Work!!! Peace in the east and um.. 3 chins for Chigidy China! ya dig?

Thats Alexis....

Can I just say how OMG we were last night with Ugly Betty.. I LOVE IT!!! Its so Novella-Fabulous! Oh and BTW... I LOVE Constance... She cracks me up... that Heres his almost empty box of chocolates... This show is just so damn funny! HAHAHAH!!!!!!!

So I had my first real home problem last night I think. It looks like my PHONE wiring needs to have some work. They aint workin lol. AND i dont have phone insurance. UGH! STUPID STUPID CACA HEADS! luckily you can dial to it, so it appears there isnt a problem. So i am going to see if i can ghetto out of it by calling and rearranging my plan and include phone jack insurance on it. THEN in a week, report a hey my phone is acting up.. so they can repair it. I can live without a house phone for a week... i think /cry!

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Why does this exist? Its like eating a little bit of heffer Heavan every day. I spelled that wrong, but who cares? lol. After im done with this box, its no more! NO MORE HEFFER HEAVAN CEREAL! JA JEAR JO?

So last night I started rocking out Lumines Live finally on the 360. What a killer game... it did eat up the LAST of my XMAS gift certificates.... awwwwww... Thats okay, I got some amazing games with them present moolah. Now I need Wii Gift Certificates... Gimme da Wii Moolah! Entiendes Mendes? =p