Allergies AAAAAGH!!

Ever feel like your world should be in a bubble? Like a double bubble bubble gum bubble? (say that 5 times fast) lol. Yeah allergies have hit big time and im no exception to the rule. I want to go Joan Rivers and just buy me a new nose right now. lol.

So whats on the agender? I think Im going to Great America tomorrow. Or to target to buy an AC because its getting warm! or to your moms to get some lovin for a buck fifty. mmhmmm thought you didnt know my new name is Daddy! HAHAHAH!

Okay enough about your mom now! Its friday, lets enjoy it! Girls put the eyebrows on, men wash your chichis cuz you know you put on winter weight with this extended season. Its friday!

Paz!

Thank the jeebus, thank the trees!

Thank god I have sexy knees! LOL. Yep Im wearing shorts today!!! and ive been picked on for it and commented on plenty already at work. My boss said I was wearing Capris lol. WTF!

Anyhow so I got my tickets!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH you can all rest now. no punches for anyone! This will be Alex's first concert too! So im excited that were going to share that experience. YAY 4 Shakira!

Its sunny today, make sure you dress less so you can show that sexyness! I know I am!

Shakira Wednesday!

Wish me luck! In just one hour the pre-sale tix go on sale for Shakira!! I have to buy 4 and if I dont get them, I will cry like a cheap hooker who just got a buck 50 tip on a wowie! I love me some shakira!! And if you get tix and I don't i hate you, your mom and your left chi chi. Just an FYI

Did you know today is national secretary assistant day? I didnt know that so if you are a secretary spank your ass for me. just once! if you do it twice, your enjoying it!

The devil is in my pants!

Did I ever tell you that? Calm down little demon! Actually nah, im just happy to see you!!!!

Speaking happy to see you, did you know that someone could have been happy to see me yesterday?? LOL! So i was in the tub cuz you know fat people take baths in about an inch of water. Anyhow, so they are painting our building and they put the scaffolding around the bathroom window and i didnt realize that. and while i was in the tub i saw someones hands moving past the window and then i saw their head peak over the window... OMFG talk about petrified!! I had to slowly move and hide/duck against the wall to close the window with one swift move of my hand. I was so fuckin imberassed! HILARIOUS i tell you! it was one of those life prediaments that you have to wonder about.. Oh did i tell you that this year ive lost 22 pounds already by just eating better!!!! Isn't that precious! **hold me**!

I can bitch no more!

The demons have left the area! Bless their rowdy souls, someone opened up a can of bitch b gone! And how did they do that you ask? They got my table and chairs to my house! OMG!!

And do I love it? Does a hooker love her fake boobs as much as that dirty old man does? HELLS YES!!!

So i am happy.. i have table and 4 chairs, i think were picking up 2 more chairs though... Well the new debate is get the 2 chairs or the 3 bar stools for the breakfast bar.

This is too many decisions! And as a soul who can't think straight even if I tried.. my judgment is clouded on what we can really afford! I mean if i keep spending this money, how am I EVER going to get my boobie implants? UGH!

So was it fun?

OMG it was fun!!! Yesterday was off the hookah! I will shake my chichis just for the happy occasion! **shake shake, giggle giggle**

We did the tourist in a day trip. I finally went to the Metreon, which wasnt all that! Although i did get my chonies in a bunch when i saw the stars on the walk of the game!

Then we went to the lombard street, the golden gate bridge, The palace of fine arts and finally the warf. By the end i think we were all exhausted with all the fun! I thoroughly enjoyed myself and it was a bonding experience. Oh not to mention Robert drives like a crazy taxi driver! Now that we were like a roller coaster of fun!

To the work day! **shakes chi chi's for those who read this just for the giggle giggle** (Elan and nacomis this means yooooou two!**

Tuesday of the day trip!

Today we go for a day trip at work. Were indecisive... SF or Monterey... I dont care i just know that its GORGEOUS outside!! lets just get outa here and have fun!

OMG so I bought this new cd last night by Lila Downs called "La Cantina" OMFG this is a cd! Its like Rancheras with a lil twist. I love it, alex loved it, max loved it! Last night alex and max were dancing rancheras in the house.. worth every minute... man i love my family =)

Oh alex got the money from his cousin! And the table money already! so hes on cloud 10! weeeeeee! His discount is tomorrow so we should have our table and chairs really soon! HOW EXCITING a table!! whoda thunk! Another place to have sex on!

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!

The Weekend of death

This weekend was of the suck! I was so damn sick it was amazing.. i had the nastiest cold ever! This damn peica shit rain cold rain rain rainy weather makes me sick LITERALLY!

Anyhow im marginally better today, so life is good.

So there is progress in the house! ME and alex last night put the lamintate tyle stuff in the kitchen yesterday and it looks great!!

I also won the table battle... his sister is buying us the table and were just getting the chairs.. well mom is buying us a chair as well :) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! We can eat!! **dances** of course the extra discount starts on wednesday, so well order it then a week or two later we can have dinner! I will also schedule our lil house warmings then too! WEEE!!

TGIM!

Aint that abouta bitch

So i have a rant. Its bout my kitchen table. Long story short version k.

So we had a table that i hated but it was a table and chairs. Alexs cousin wanted to buy it off of us and when we moved we were to buy a new one. Well he told his cousin to pay us when u can. Turns out when you can is when i F'n Feel like it. So last night shes coming over mind you its almost 2 months now shes had the table. She can CLEARLY see we have no table yet. yet she gives alex money to buy stuff for his 60% off next week. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT! Oh im not paying you because i dont have the money for the table ive had for 2 months, but heres 265 bucks to buy this dresser and some shades with your twice a year discount... OMFGWTFBBQ! I am glad i didnt understand her saying that because i would have chimed in with a oh so nice, thats great but what about the money for my table heffa?

The reality is we don't have the money for the table and the chairs... so the fact that shes stiffing us for her selfish being and the fact that ALEX didnt even say anything until after she left. OMGWTFBBQ! again! I coulda smacked him!

So i told alex that if HE buys her that shit and we DONT get a table because of this situation, expect me to refuse her entry into our house and don't expect a pleasant year because I will NOT put the table on my credit card because I am trying to UNDEBT myself not pay interest on something that we should have had due to HIS deal. So im being nice about it with him i know it sucks to be him, but he needs to get some balls call her and tell her that she needs to give us the table money or else he isnt buying her her 60% off shit. Hes like what if she gets upset, so fucking what, you live with me and would you rather have to have me be upset daily? LOL!!

So yeah, we've been dicked over by his cousin... YAY family!

Ahhhh okay rant off...

Lost without you

Disneyland was a great time. Now I will admit at times it was a little struggle, but it was not that bad honestly. It was beautifull weather and we had so much fun!!! it was like a turducken in the wintertime! HAPPY! weee! For the few pics that I have check this link http://www.flickr.com/photos/reubensitos/

Now the trip was just me my brother, Virgina and my mom. What was missing was Alex. And this is the first time in years that we've been apart and it was pretty weird. I realized how attached we are to eachother. He was calling me, i was calling him. I wish he was there. While we had so much fun... we were both missing eachother and it was only 1 day lol! WTF! I even missed Mr Poops...

To a tired monday!

Disney in a day?

WTF!!!! SO yeah tomorrow at 5 AM we are driving up to disneyland on a tank of gas.. F'n HYBRIDS RULE! And we are spending the day at disneyland. Turns out its like super packed i think because its spring break? Anyhow hotels are going to cost all over 100 buckaroonies a night.. up to 400 bucks for the ghetto hotels even. THATS JUST NUTS!

Anyhow so my brother wants to DRIVE BACK TOMORROW NIGHT! OMGWTFBBQ!

we shall see.. if my blog is a blog of evil death out of tired bitterness.. you know its because we drove back lol.

HAPPY FRIDAY "shake it more than twice and your playing with it!"

Cowboys are secretly fond of eachother....

So why has this become the biggest gay cowboy anthem ever? I like the song don't get me wrong, but dang... them gay folks just ate it up like a turducken! And the video to the song lol.. wtf!!! just watching it makes you gay!!! I think! I mean I am as gay as a debutaunt anyway... but still, must i be super gay?

OF COURSE I MUST BE THE SUPER GAY!

Ahhh Good morning Quaker Cinnaom oatmeal! Coffees brewing.. life is happy

Okay will SOMEBODY TURN OFF THE DANG WATER!

Now i like rain... like cozy up to the fire, stay indoors cuddly rain. Its beautifull... it touches my soul even. But i think someone up their took rain to a new level. God is mad at some dirty hooker who has been naught and he said your a dirty girl, baths for everyone.. **turns on the proveribal faucet** and we all suffer! Because you were a slut whoever you are!!!!! **raises the fists of the punches at the world**

So did you see that madonna tix go on sale next week? UGH! i hate my mortgage right now! Had i not had one, i could afford the 350 price tag for the floor... however the 55 bucks nosebleed seats dont seem so bad after all lol.

Enjoy the rain peoples!

Time wont give me time

And time makes lovers feel, like they got something real....ooooo do you remember that???? !

SO yes todays subject is time and WTF do they think its okay to screw up MY sleepies? OMG im a freaking zombie today, not to mention i got up hella late and got to work a half hour late lol.. not that it matters, but STILL! I NEED A DAMN NAP! YES IM GROUCHY! dont look at me! ill punch you... =p