I Phone Tuesday

Well the day of the hype is here.. Happy Geeks with Happy 500-600$ Phones are going to be everywhere... That phone is way too expensive for me.. no way, I would rather take my family to disneyland with 600 bucks lol. I know this phone is going to revolutionalize the industry, so im looking forward to the whole event to see how it changes things.

Happy Friday folks! Its a good day, a day to be thankful you reached one more weekend. Shall we enjoy the sunny weekend? I hope so!

OMG I picked up this cd yesterday... its unbelievable.. Brandi Carlile "The Story". I was in Barnes and Nobles yesterday and heard them playing it and i walked over to ask who it was.. i checked on Itunes and it was only 6.99.. so i picked it up. And im very VERY happy with it. Its like Folk, Country, Pop fusion... Her song The Story, brings such emotion... its wonderful bliss....

THe video to that song... Watch it.. http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/BrandiCarlile/video/BrandiCarlile_TheStory_VidFull.mov

Enjoy the weekend.

What heffer have I?

Can we say omg we went to Maggianos last night.. and ate til the cows came home and let me tell you, those cows.. were us! We got taken out for work quarter end and wow.. we ate and ate and ate.. and that is unlimited food.. To top it off we had cheesecake, bananas in chocolate and pound cake and Teramisu.. however you spell that lol. I went home feeling like I ate a house... Well bee ate a house of deserts.. mhmhmhmhhhm... I want to go there again tonight. But 27 bucks a plate is kinda pricey, but all that food.. i can deal with that lol.

Long day today, im beat up from the feet up, desporately need to hit the gym, get my work out on today.. listen to this maroon 5 cd that I cant get enough of! /swooooon. Adam is in my top 10 babys daddys.. in fact who are my top ten? Outside of the normal.. Ricky Martin, George Clooney, Mario Lopez, Enrique Iglesias...I need to really define the ones in that coveted role...

Peace in the east.

Oh and bring your towel!

And some lint.. and don't forget the peanuts! WEEEE!!! (if you know where this is from, you are a l337 geek pimp! Vic I know u do, since your the one who schooled me on this.

So yesterday my sister had her baby! She is such a little lovie... Alyse Anne Canchola is her name. She was 8' 2 oz.. so she was a thick little mama.. she is sooooo beautiful. We got to go see her just an hour or two after she was born. Her daddy doesnt like me so he doesnt talk to me, but i dont give a fuck. It was a blessing to see a new mommy and a new addition to our family.

Also Alex's friend is going to stay with us for a few weeks I think. He is a very nice fellow and it will be kinda nice. I am never downstairs so my life shouldnt change much I think. I gave him a month to kinda get his stuff together to figure out his plan. Well see from there. I hope it works out and is an opportunity. We shall see.

Just picked up Kelly Clarksons new cd.. and so far its REALLY good!

YAY Paris is free... FREEEE

speaking of free.. let me tell you about Pride! Holy heffers and chips.. I saw some nastys out and about.. naked guy who only wore a back pack. I dont get how that guy did not get arrested... un believable... I saw titties for days... Between sat and sunday we spent about 160 lol.. yeah no kidding.. but was it worth it? Oh yes... OOOOOH YES! We drank beer, we ate hot dogs, we ate more hot dogs.. and bacon wrapped at that! We were sexy sassy free and walked miles.. no joke on the miles part. But man it was so worth the fun. I was actually kind of glad that it was just me and alex both nights. We were on our own agenda having fun, not worrying about who what where or when. Good times Im telling ya. good times. I will get pics up as soon as possible. Oscar where they at? shooo..

I did run into people who were fake of course and to those who didnt even bother to say hi.. god girls, why are you so shadey.. im so fucking glad i have good friends. You all make my day.

Yesterday we had off and i went to the beach and had a great time. I got sunburnt but not crispy.. again more of that walking.

PARIS IS FREE! PARIS IS FREE! Actually I heard she charges.. like me! HA!

off the chain....

I will post tomorrow on the shindigs.. day off.. going to santa cruz or great america... weeee us!

Thank god its GAY FRIDAY!

Yep its that time of year again, the final weekend stretch.... everyone rejoice, dance and shout and shake your body down to the ground! It does feel alot like a party going on.. and its not just in my pants. LOL. So plans plans plans.. um.. tonight is sorta the calm before the storm.. tomorrow im going to Great America.. YAY PGA IN THE HAUSE! Then.... cross your fingers, toes and gazongas for me.. going to sf tomorrow night im hoping for some pride goodness and drinking and partying. I think I may be able to talk alex into us staying in south city im not 100% yet. But we will seeeee.

Sunday is holy mother of pride! This means, nasty folk, clean folk, dirty folk, hippy folk, boobie folk, chap wearing folk, oh mylanta folk, make up folk, mini folk, big folk, ally mc beal folk, queens for days folk and some really good acts to see perform and like bajillions of people. Yes it will be fun, I plan on being drunk most of the day, (Dont worry I have alex driving) and plan on looking as hawt as I can be, which is saying alot becaus I need to try these days /cry!

To those going out and to those im trying to convince to go (my pasties pleeeease), um one word to describe the weekened is....... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umbrella

Last night alex comes home and is singing umbrella by Rihanna and he has it all wrong lol. So I go to itunes and download it and school him, but that song is now stuck in my head. Why is it sooo good? Between that and the Ne-Yo song im hooked on phoenics!

So me and Alex were in a little bicker match yesterday. LOL GOD THOSE ARE SO ANNOYING. its all gravey though :) after we bicker its spoooon time. hahaha. I crashed out kinda late, so im sorta grouchy. Isn't it funny that an hour less of sleep means your grouchy in the am?

Im going to the Helio store today to go visit my friend that works there and getting my coworker a phone. Im telling you she hooked it up for me. And i want everyone to get a phone as hawt as this.

Paris out on Monday..... /sweeeeeeet!

Oh snap!

Snap snap snap. So there is a little stress at my place with my lovies.. The parentals are lagging, his keyholder quit right before his assistant goes on 6 week sick leave for surgery. So he came home yesterday and i felt so bad for him. This does means he may not be going to pride and that drives me f'n Crazy. If its not one thing its another and I am not driving up there.. I just dont want to without him. I am getting pretty tired of his work issues and how it affects social time as a couple. I started to bicker about it, but i realized that this time there is nothing he can do about it and cut him some slack.

I do get sick of it though. I would like for us to go out and get out of the house in REAL social settings, parties, events, etc... and its like pulling teeth sometimes.. if anyone knows me, im a social whore. Shit I know folks up the wazoo.. and I like that aspect of my life.. I really am not a clubber anymore, so there are other things I like, Prides, Festivals, etc.. it gets annoying, really. Why do I get to hang out with couples and be the only one by myself, yet I have been in a relationship the longest. LOL. Sigh... vent over.

Do u know? (you ping pong head)

Yesterday was not the gym day but lazy swim day! WEEE!! I met some neighbors and one in particular who is going to give me her portable ac for upstairs.. its so sweeet of her. We were swimming for a bit over an hour. We being me and my sister. We then decide we want chinese food to which i was craving like hell and why did i eat like a fat whore at a buffet? Sheeezus. like omg sheeezus... i couldnt stop.. oh is there another peanut on the kung pao plate.. i must like the plate then...

So the weekend fast approaches, are we ready for Pride.. Oh that reminds me.. 2 beezies I won't name any names.. lets just call them Tigra and Bunny. Taken and the Single girls now.. decided to have other plans.. so to the both of you who all year long were exicted about going with.. YOU SUCK! I hope you wake up with one eyebrow monday morning and a mustache... LOVE YOU GIRLS!

Okay interesting day ahead of me and off to the gym at 4.. peace

The weekend wrap up

Man what a weekend this was. WHAT a weekend. Saturday I got to see Paulina Rubio and had a blast. The concert was short, but it was alot of fun. We had a few beers, danced and shout, we shook our body down to the ground. HA! One of her dances were super hot. Anyhow.. after we went to splash.. god im so over that place.. im fucking geriatrics there lol. Not to mention i got into a little something with the "O". Which is very very VERY rare... I even got hung up on. holy titties... anyhow, its over, worked through, love is in the air... but i learned a lesson.. Words are poison, while I may not be the supplier of the venom, i need to watch it when its being spit out, to better shield those who would do and have done the same for me.

Sunday was BBQ day.. I had the inlaws over, the mom and sister and deanna her newborn and her oh my god she is adorable pumpkin Athena. Like OH MY GOD like I love this little girl lol. SHe was dead frightened of max lol. However later on she was asleep in his bed.. random hahah.. we ate like heffers went swimming for hours... weeeee! Talk about a great GREAT time. That sunday thing was what family time is all about.

I have a long day today... peace in the east.

I R HELIO!

Yes I be... So I finally picked up the phone of my dreams the Helio Ocean yesterday... I picked it up in the store and saved 300 bucks off the price of the phone. So it only cost me 200 bucks. YEP! I am already in love with it.. I can listen to music, surf the net, check myspace, look at porn, play video games. WEEEE!!! lol. The phone is sexy and i love it. It makes me happy. So i have a debate.. I have a new helio number, but if i want to migrate my old phone account number into it as well? I kinda like the idea of starting over with a new number... but I get yelled at every time i do that lol. BY THE WAY IF YOU DECIDE TO GET A HELIO PHONE USE ME AS A REFERENCE :) THANKS! for folk who switch i get a free month of service yay!

So this weekend is busy as hell. Its Paulina Rubio time!!! Tomorrow night, I will be singing and dancing with my divafied Pau... Oh I will sing, I will dance, I will drink, with the 5 of us in the 5th row. SWEET!

Enjoy your Friday! Enjoy the weekend.. Just Enjoy.

PS. Chavi is getting her keys YAY!

Green Grouchies Green Grouchies

You stupid beetches why you got to visit me today! UGH! I woke up tired, wanted at least another 2 hours of sleep. The hand that controls would say no go, so I get up looking like hell, feeling like shit. Oh the joys.

Sometimes I think my job has too many moving parts to it. I feel like I am easily drowning and its due to the curve balls that get thrown in my direction lately. I also don't like the under the microscope feeling at times as well. But what can you do, its a job and its not really a bad job. If I could be doing something different what would I be doing? Mmmm.. I would say... Exec at Disneyland where im rich and I could live in a disney suite lol... YAY! Speaking of time to save money for the disney trips!! YAY!

Anyone dig the new Enrique CD? I find it to be a great addition to my collection.

Mmmmm BBQ TIME!

So yesterday I decided I want to bbq.. with the weather warming up i figure its time to get my bbq on! So i get some chicken breasts, some chipotle marinade, buy some corn on the cob and stuff to make potatoe salad and of course my tasty salsa.. me and ashley hook it up.. and blam.. we ate out on the patio with alex and mom and let me tell you, the leftovers look mmm mmm tastay! I invited the pastys over but they were bbq'n as well. Looks like great minds think alike! And big heffers eat alike LOL.

Tonight we are doing it again I believe. Its supposed to be 90' but today we are doing it ghetto style, hot dawgs n bunz and chips and salsa and sodi pop and its allll good in the ghetto hood. Oh speaking of.. there are 4 kids in our complex who have been running amok jumping fences.. i wonder if i can throw them over myself and tell them to stay there? lol..

31 and I Still party like a rock star!

This weekend was insane... Talk about Good times, shit it was better than good, it was off the hook! Saturday we ended up going to hunters to which I blew cash like a heffer at a buffet. We then headed over to Splash for some hip hoppin good times. There we were a little unhinged. I was dancing, dranking, fielding through some rediculous drama, Wanted to deliver the punches, then nearly hit a different guy outside the club on the way home. (oh mylanta, you are the hands that hold the punches lol).. but lets just say nuts...

Oh.. Sunday... now.. I was not going to go to Pride.. I had already made up my mind and Oscar was begging me (no joke, he was like offering me tricks and stuff just to go!) lol. So they pick me up at 3 and off we go. At first.. it was kinda boring... until we ran into Stace n Eric my pasty lovekins.... and then we discovered the lady at the beerbooth who happend to like gay boys and give her a kiss and you get free beer. LOL IM NOT EVEN KIDDING. We would walk up and walk away with 4 beers... So we were whoring it for BEERB! HA! Then we went to the pastys to bbq, but decided to eat quesadillas and do irish car bombs instead.. and then we hit the club again.. There was alot of people out at splash, and we were dancing, drinking, dancing and drinking some more.. and seriously having the best time ever!

To wrap up the night, I had to call my boss to say im not coming in on Monday.. we ended up at Lidos.. at about 12:30 or so.. and it was straight and we were dancing banda lol. Not even kidding.. and we were all wrong.. hahaha..... I ended my night with a bacon wrapped hot dog and alex picking me up at 1 or so.. and it was SJ Pride like I will never forget. Good F'n Times...

Oh Eric has a bomb car.. its the kinda car that does your dishes, gives you a poke and tickle too.. and it has kinky red leather interior.. RRAR!!!! Color me Envy GREEN.. shoooo

The P's and Q's

Sooo.. it looks like my favorite socilaite might be going back to the pokey. Oh snap! You know justice is screwed up... i mean come on.. a traffic violation? LOL.. ALL this for a traffic violation. That poor girl has suffered enough. In the medias eye she is under the biggest microscope. She is probably traumatized by this whole thing and to say that she has learned her lesson, is probably an understatment. The fact that they didnt do this with Michelle Rodriguez a few months back is disgusting really. Same Scenario.. exact same scenario.. except Michelles was actual driving drunk, not violating her probation.

Oh and that Isiah Washington... oooooh snap! You done dug your own grave... now your pissed? Hopefully at yourself for your attitude. I really dont feel pitty for you. Sorry, I just don't. I don't believe your therapy and your pr spun NEW self cleared you from what you said and that you truly beleive. Just fess up man, You dont like mah peeps.. and truth be told, we don't like you either. WERD!

I think Celebrities have to watch their p's and q's every minute. Since they are a public figure, anything they say or do can and will be held against them. Its not like us normal folk who say things and move on. Come on... I hope the celebrites out there will learn a lesson today.

ENJOY SAN JOSE PRIDE WEEKEND!

Why is Paris Hilton out already?

WTF! LOL im happy though, I hate to see miss thing suffer in a cel.. i mean she suffers without a cel phone too! UGH i would die! DIE I SAY! /cries... My Free Paris T Shirt arrives tomorrow. AH well I will hang it up and keep it as a momento of the occasion when my heiress was behind bars. I am gay I can do these things. Shit i can wear it all year long if i want.. Oh to be a gay. Lets write a song about it.

Anyhow.. so the weekend is almost here! My housie is clean and lifey is looking good! We should get our moolah next week **knocks on wood** and then life is REALLY GOOD. I am not going to miss having credit card payments :)

Next is to plan a trip to Disneyland YAY! Whos coming with????

OH YES I finally opened up comments to the public lol. I didnt realize it made you have an account to leave one until yesterday. daaaamn.

The Alma Awards

Did anyone catch the awards for my peeps last night? It was si se puede n stuff. I enjoyed it quite a bit. I was very happy that my Hilda got her award as the first lady there. I also enjoyed that opening dance with Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria... good lord that was smoking. And that Prince and Shiela E thang... ooooh god... that was off the hizzle fo shizzle.. but like my Shal said.. those twins are so over.. distracting hoochies at best i sware. There were some awesome acts.

About yesterdays post, thanks to those that emailed me and im'd me :) i got some really positive reinforcment and comments. Why cant you all post comments on the blog like n0rmal people lol.

Anyhow its all good in the hood. I love ya and thanks for reading... which reminds me. Noelle.. and Donn, what ever happened to updating the blogs /cry!

Alcoholic OrNoMas?

The last couple weeks i have been doing some reflections on my drinking and my socializing. Since most of my friends are drunks (love ya bitches but we are drunks helloooo!), anywho we are really birds of a feather that flock together. We cap talk shit go out get our drank on and rinse, wash, repeat. The thing is most of them are single, with Oscar joining the coupled fray with Carlos, I see a contrast in the partying and life in general. I think the thing i love most about my group is the extremes that we can be. However as I am approaching 32 this year im thinking should I try to fit in as much as I do? These guys love me unconditionaly and visa versa. I had already cut back going out, and I had a balance. With summer though im finding myself unbalanced already. Im drinking more, going out more, planning more excursions, spending more money etc.. Im starting to hit the club thing once a week again. I go out, im flirty, im drinky, im drunky and since Alex isnt out with me I don't moderate myself. I have no limits except my concious, and luckily that keeps me in check.

My worst fear is to make a mistake that could be costly. Get a DUI, Cheat, you know just do something stupid. Im not saying I am, but when I have been drinking as much as I have, it sorta sets the stage for a mistake possibly throwing away alot of things I have worked hard for. Now I give myself some credit, because I am smarter than that. I know better, I do make sure I have a ride home or a driver before I get drunk. But is there a balance of (Social,drinking,married life at 32?). When do I give up going out or drinking like that? The last thing I want to do is be at a bar and some kid says who are these old bitches, I will hit him lol. DO I change my surroundings and just go out once a monthor less than that and do other things like have dinner, invite folk over for a bbq and skip clubbing all together? Im leaning towards that and am ready to grow more into the adult that I am.

Truth be told I need my social time. I need to hang out with my drunk bitches, because fuck I have so much fun. But maybe I just change where I am social with my bitches at... what do you think?

FREE PARIS!

Oh Miss Hilton, thou hath turned thyself in. Bless your heart.. 23 days and counting! I am getting a t shirt made.

Weekend wrap up anyone? Can I just tell you how awesome Hunters is? Like OMGWTFBBQ Off the hizzle fo shizzle. Gabi came with and David couldn't hang. I was having the time of my life. OH SHIT I got slapped by some fat ass who i imberassed. THis is my ex's best friend who is hitting on me... um i just had to go pee, get the fuck away. And i was being nice and he slaps me so i capped on him in front of everyone and reeeealy imberass him. I was having fun, so I didnt want to get 86'd. So I cant wait to see him again somewhere.. OH FAT Frank, pray I dont see you in public you ugly house. You are gonna go down... verbally of course.. humiliation is something I am good at dishing and your obviously not full yet, so eat these words and lay off the cheeseburgers bitch.

Anyhow so saturday i hung out with my dad at my sisters baby shower. That was actually kinda nice.. we talked a bit took a buncha pictures and it was overall all good. I got to hang out with my sister who i dont really know but realized how much I have been missing. Its all good, we are building a relationship now and im happy.

Okay i have a busy week... remember FREE PARIS!!!

Of Haircuts, Bad shaving and hairy leg lesbians

So yesterday Alex got a haircut and came home looking like he lost weight. Lord knows that hair was at least 20 pounds worth and we were happy until today lol. He was running late, kicked me out of the showah and i tried to shave in a rush, and i screwed up my sexiness that is my goatee. Ah well..

its TGIF and Sunday is Santa Cruz Pride! Where the lesbians with hairy legs will be out and about and the boys...err girls... will be bar hopping. If this year can be anything like the last few years there, man am I in for a dranky treat. Although im going to try to be more sober than drunk and see if I can maintain. Last year we were dancing on tables and chairs and gogo blocks having the time of our life. I earned the name GoGo bear last year... so lets see what im earning this year. Wish me luck, wish me a designated driver or else I aint drankin nothin lol..

Enjoy the Julieta Venegas Videos!

See ya monday!