I Slappys found meh!

Holy Titties and Beer. How the heck did that happen? LOL. Well if you happen to come back, would you email a heffer please. I see you never go to that silly myspace :). reubensitos@comcast.net. I really miss ya!

Ok on to the weekend update.... Can we say what in the fat hell was i thinking to eat as much as i did saturday? OMG... Hefferitus con pepperoni por favor. Yep.. Pizza.. and BEER.. haahah. Good times. Started early, ended up in SF with the sister in law and all the guys for a hoe stroll. Although the uglies were out at night. It was a good time. 3 long islands and about 5 waters and i was good to go by the drive home. I was deisgnated so i drank quick and early..or was that easy.. No that would be antonio or oscar or sal or.. me? lol! ended my dranks about 11:30ish.. and water the rest of the night while i enjoyed the buzz.. buzzzzzzz..... EYE LOVE ES EF.

Sunday I chilled at home all day and gamed like the geek i am. I did hit the gym for 40.. trying to undo the chichi inducing pizza I ate the night before. I doubt i did enough to make it happen, but im back on track again. Anyone here see a theme?

a taco truck is KINDA like a mobilee church

Holy cow.. no truer words have been said. At work here there were times when we would drive looking for one.. Why because we worship the comidas of mah peeps! Especially the good shit.. you know the kind that gives you the shits? HAHAHAHAH! (thnks tia for your church comment today, I have the giggles all day now).

Sooo its TGIF.. Happy Friday.. I want to go out and get a drink and get my dance on... any idears? I sorta wish I wasnt here today... I would rather go dance the happy dance. Go to the Gym today.. fell good about the day.. be happy its sunshiney day! YAY SUNSHINE FUNSHINE!

PEEEEACE!

Hefferitos Con Cheeps

Wassa my peeps! Are you as excited about the next month as I. I always tell folk that come May, my ass turns from winter/spring recluse to super duper socialite. Yes, this is the time of year when I become Paris Hilton. Paparazzi please!!

Some things going on... Cinco De Mayo.. YAY.. Friday the 4th I got a shindig with the pasty gods I love. After that its all down hill.. We got Santa Cruz Pride, Great America, San Jose, San Fran, Bar B Ques, Social things and lots of partying it up. May/June = busy as hell.. and let me not forget Paulina Rubio.. oh lawd.. busy busy.. I can't wait! Im still getting ready for such an event...

You know us gays have to make sure our shit is new, got to buy new kicks. New outfits .... new wigs, halter tops... etc... LOL

So haggathas.. are you game? its party season.

See ya Rosie... see all of you

You will be missed I think. I didnt watch the show, but i have a friend who is devastated.. crying, mourning the loss of her Rosie Dyke-o-rama... LOL

Anywho, whole body workout yesterday i sorta feel like jello today.. bloo bloo bloo bloop. thats the sound of when i walk.. lol

SO GAY DAY AT GREAT AMERICA IS COMING!! I have went every year and have always had an awesome time. Check out that line up of performers... im excited!!!
http://www1.paramountparks.com/greatamerica/Special/gayday/entertainment.html

I invited the pretty hags to go, but I think they might think they are too good for me that friday. We shall see.. tickets are on sale now.. 40 bucks now.. may 5th they go up to probably 50.. We usually roll with a big possee.. and antonio is usually drunk as usual lol. We dance like no tomorrow get on rides and enjoy the night.. Park closes at 2 am :) If your down to come hither... let me know?

Paz

Isaac... **wave**

It was nice seeing you, you reject junky. We knew this day was coming... Alas Sylar has keelded you... took your brain and now he paint shitty abstract pictures of the future lol. I hate him :) Im glad they catch him and kill him. You were also smart in your death, joo knew... and god i hate that transforming bitch.. i never know who is real and who isnt these days. lol. HEROES IS BACK FTW!!!! Next one is the What if episode.. how fun is that!

Anywho.. So I have had the stress of death on me for the last 3 weeks. With work, home refi.. etc.. life has been just a stress ball.. Yesterday I finally broke.. it took its tole and i cracked.. ah well.. so be it.. Today however is a new day and I decided to let it go. Sure the stress will creep up, but this stress is finally going to drift away... I have other things to worry about... like...

Cinco De Mayo.... being a drunk mexican with the crew... Trying not to drink beer lol.. no beer, no beer... maybe a lite beer? hahaha.. thats where it begins..

Monday, Funday, Itchy bitchy someday

So today is a little meh. i have a cold sore on my lip.. yep folks read that "HERPY" bitches.. sucks to be my lip today.. no kisses for joo! Its actually about to go away, so happy times, sorta.

I took off Friday, for a me day. I was feeling under the weather, under the covers, and i just needed it after that hellish week. Talk about Stress to the nines. I didnt go to the gym enough in fact I only went 3 times last week. I suck.. We are doing a 5 day run every week until June 1st.

Next Subject: Fonseca.. wow, what an amazing cd. Almost as good as Miguel Bose.. but not quite as good as Amy Winehouse.. this cd rates number 3 for the year for me.. Amy Winehouse takes the cake.. Miguel Bose has a slice and Fonseca licks the plate... Delish visual eh =p

OMG HEROES TONIGHT!!! /cry with me everybody CRY DAMNIT! IM SO HAPPY!

Im going to start my own tv show

And call it heffer went to the gym! LOL... Doodz I lost 16 pounds to date... I signed up on 3/6/07 and my first day there was the 7th... from that day i kicked these hefferitos to the curb.. I still got a ways to go!! So keep up the good vibes!! Im gonna do this for hedrudes! 10 to go by June 1st... I so can do this. Me and Miss Pumpkin rock the cashbox. And then I will go buy me a new outfit or two to celebrate less hefferitos.. awwww im going to go eat! LOL!!!

OMG Sanjaya was voted off.. i didnt even watch the show, but im glad.. bless his weirdo soul.

Ok keeping it simple.. keeping it short, keeping it real. FO SHIZZLE!

the day o doom

So yesterday I had one of the worst days at work. I think things just came to a head and i felt the pressure of this job and some of the issues that occur. I won't go into details, but I went home and was really down about it. Just down.. like if i could quit I would have just handed in my resignation. It happens now and then, but eh...

Anywho to make things worse right when i got home i got a call about this whole refi thing and there are enough things against us like this LTV thing and this debt to income ration hoohaw that when i think about it, really works backwards. So then i got into a real slump and felt down even more so. I sorta chilled, reflected and alex was home working as usual lol. I can say though our place is starting to look amazing. That fireplace is wowsers! Now i have 11 months to turn the tables in our favor so we will see what happens... All it means is I need to kick some of the revolving debt out the door *read pay off your credit cards fool LOL* well not so much me, but alex.. he really needs the help. So going to start focusing on that next and throughout the year. We shall see where the cards lie. I think once all is said and done, it will work out and there won't be anything to worry about.

Still sorta slumpy... but eh.. the gym will fix that later :)

Virginia Tech......

A moment of silence and prayer to all the familys and individuals effected by this tragedy.

Thanks for the soda!!

I love a good dranky and lets just say i had a big drinky /cry lol. me and davidsitos went to get a dranky drank and woop woop what happens... i drink beer.. like 5 or so... AND to top it off heffer at Mc Donalds... there is no way I am weighing in unless i go at least 5 times to this damn gym. Im going to beat this body into submission hahaha.. 10 pounds to go by June 1st.. wish me lucky!!

Oh that reminds me, Personal trainer sessions are evil. Expensive.. and i had to drop that bullet. My sister is doing the same thing. Waaaaay too much moolah. So I think we are personally going to step up our game and go 5 times a week now while eating right.. lets make this magic.. 4 times was so last month! Psshaw! 2 days of rest is good no? lol

Oh thanks for the soda everyone. I had enough hits to my blog that I got paid .75 cents! thats no small feat let me tell you.. That little bar at the middle/top that shows google ads will pay for every impression. Now its like 1 cent for every 100 impressions or something like that.. i forgot about that. I think I need to start advertising the chicken to friends, family etc.. Maybe next time you can buy me 2 Tacos for 99 cents at jack in the crack! Go figure LOL.

Shalons and Beer

There is something special about titties and beer. Its like they go hand in hand (Literally HAHAHA!!). and if you have gazongas the size of small planets like my head (waves to shalon and antonio), then its even better, just pop your drinky in the middle and you can have 3! one in each hand and one in the special place we call cleavage! Speaking of beer I think i need one! Its TGIF.. and that means THANK GOD IM FAT! And what do fat people do? Drink Beer of course!

So tonight we are having dinner with the brother and virginia.. so going to heffer out.. which means i shoulda went to the gym this morning lol.. yeah right. i aint like that commited yet lol. Although im feeling thinner! WEE!!!

Tomorrow we paint downstairs... and then our place is back to normal. awwww i can't wait! HUGS NOT DRUGS!

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND HEFFERS AND HEFFERITAS AND Roberts too!

R

Fancy Free!

Yep I am feeling Fancy Free today, don't ask what that means because you would have to be gay to understand. And if your gay and don't understand, thats because your not me.. that would require you to have a head the size of a small planet.. zoooom!

Good morning! On today, the day of the super green grouchies.. I bid you fair tidings, happy things and happy trees. Why am i so chipper? I am trying to PRETEND im having a great morning! Is it working? Do i sound happy? Do I sound happy with a chainsaw in my hand ready to mow down evil pesty people today? YAY!!!!!!!! Speaking of, has anyone seen Grindhouse? 3 hours of movie-ness, im not so sure i could handle.. unless it got me out of work early...

(Note to self: Try to get to bed before 11, you old hag!) **sigh**

Hopes on a rope

So right now me and alex are looking into possible refinancing our place. Its been over a year (i know too early) but our estimated value is 390 at the moment when we got the place for 365. Why refi you ask? Well we got into one of those situations that you read about daily.. Oh well get you in a loan, dont worry about it things.. the loan matures in 2 years and boom you lost your place. With our Fico scores when we got this place we took what we could get and we were subprime so our loan is shitty at best.. Anyhow bottom line is im looking now to see what we are up against so we can either Refi or prep it to sell before our 2 year anniversary hits. Sad reality but i would rather sell the place than loose it. In the whole scheme of things, we got screwed and didnt really know it. I know now and I do know better now. Well my fico personally rose 60 points since I got this place and im now in Prime loan status and i am working to get a fixed rate for our place. I do want to stay here a few more years.. So far it looks well, the broker we are dealing with seems to give us hope that we can get a loan with a resonable interest rate that meets our needs. And god.. please give us a reasonable mortgage rate.. lol.. yeah we took it for this one.. no drinks, no dinner, here you go, THANKS I'll have another! lol..

Wood chips anyone?

YUMMY! I just love Flavoured Wood chips! What is this fantastic delight you ask? It happens to be a Be Powered Protien Bar. I bought these at target because i ran out of the other bars... thinking ill try different ones.. and what do you know. MMMMM YUMMY DELICIOUS FLAVOURED WOOD SOD With all natural Wild Berry flavour! (tm). **insert sarcasm here please** lol. Needless to say I just took a bite and almost gagged.. yeah those are going in the trash.. NASTY!

Oh speaking of Target, we went last night and i bought this massage thing you put on your chair.. it was a cheapie.. but i think im going to take it back and buy the shiatsu back masage chair thingie.. it is 100 bucks but shit how wonderful would that be? I think ill get me a foot thingie too.. one where you put your footsies in and sit and relax while it bubbles away your hobbitses problems...

Any advice for home stuff like that? hmmm sharper image?

Of Bunnies, weeboes, fake grass and pastel tata's

Was your Easter fantabulous? As in OMG I cant stop eating chocolate and chicken and more chocolate and stuff? Mine was just a little shindig with the Familia bar b quin at my little housie. I totally killed my eating healthy diet yesterday.. so today i hit the gym, tomorrow, wednesday.. shit i need to make this happen again... i feel like i lost sight of the goal this weekend. I need 25 pounds to be where i should be.. can I do this???? HELLS YEAH!

OMG my computer at home died this weekend! i lost everything! I almost died with it.. like i was on the floor pounding it screaming WHY GOD WHY????? WHY ME AND MY DELL XPS GAMING COMPUTER!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!?! my floor still has Tammy Fae Mascara marks from the tears of my broken heart. (LOL!!!!!). All is well today though its working again, but when your hard drive dies.. its not like you can get some viagra and bring that sucker back up.. its dead...

Ok back to work, wish me a luck with my Refinance!!! Ill give you the details tomorrow bout that.

shaaaaw!

It is Orale Friday, shaaaaww! (if you know what that is, your from the ghetto!). CHavi, I got 5 on it and a 2 peice and a bisquit for Bee.

Anywho.. so last night at the Gym, mah trainer killed me.. it was one of those i literally had to stop i got light headed for 5 minutes lol. Craaaazy times, good times, Sweating like a yak. l337 Sexy Beear!!!

And how did I end the night, with 2 slices of pizza of course hahahahah!! GOOD TIMES!

Have a good weekend peeps! Oh Shalonita, I love you too! Like alot.. lord knows I have to love both of you. (thats you and your tata's)!

The daily grabble grobble

So i have some sad news for me!! Since i have this mortgage and this crazy crazy days of Motorola and the every other week versus bi monthly thing... I decided i can not afford my trainer! /mourn! (its like 75 bucks a session or something like that!!) lol.. Im still gonna go 4 times a week, but hopefully ill be good on my own by now. I have my last session tonight! So wish me luck. I also am waiting for my core ball workout to come in. Happy times for the happy core workout = slimmer heffer and less chichis for the masses. Praise the jeebus you say! PRAISE THE HOLY JEEBUS AND HIS WAYS!

SO i really think this weekend my house will be 100% normal again! Like everything in its place... /crosses fingers.

SO its almost easter and like a good mexican, ill be with some of my peeps somewhere. ORALE!

Why is coffee sometimes better than sex?

Well because they both take your grouchies away. Unless its bad sex, then fahget about it, not worth it. But bad coffee? UGH! Can I get you a tic tac please?

So last night we had a fiasco involving installing a closet organizer. You know the ones that you can get at home depot. Well first when we had the conversation about getting one, it was all about the cheaper one.. you know that comes in white. Well alex buys the expensive one. Tries to install it and what do you know Gidget the mexican midget didn't measure properly and things werent fitting lol. I find it half entertaining, half annoying.. but once all is said and done, i hope it will turn out well. Cross your toes on this one. Its 2 monkeys trying to solve the question of life.

Thanks Bee and Midgetita the sexys for brefas.. Don't trip Chavita, I got 5 on it!

Success in a handbasket

So the handbasket today is not destined for hell, but it IS destined for a slimmer waisteline! Holy titties and beer you say, how can i get into that handbasket? Well you can't why, because your a heffer beast of course! LOL kidding :) So i went to the gym last night for some personal training and it was all leg excercizes.. and i HATE balancing.. he makes me stand on this half ball thing and try to balance and do squats on it.. EEW! Anyhow i get really self concious with that stuff.. So i got my official weight loss and im at 12 pounds of heffer gone!.. which was in 3 weeks. So hes like are you eating? lol.. funny cuz i am eating more than i normally would.. im just eating waaaay better. i think you tie that in with my gym evils and its working.

He put me at a target weight of 220-225 to be comfortable in my skin, which is my target goal and he said 215 would be the most.... but for my height, stature that it would be where i should be and be healthy. Which im totally cool with, because i think that weight is where i should be to fit in with my big head hahaha.. Anyhow ive been under 200 before and i look sick.. so this 215-225 range works. Ill do this for hedrurdis! Wish me luck and kiss my chichis goodbye!!

The weekend bliss and the bitch

So was it not a lovely weekend or was it not a lovely weekend?! Well, was it not? HA! So what did this bitch do this weekend? Oh.. i played video games of course! Since alex was working mom and sister were out of town i spent my saturday going to the gym, then gaming for the day.. I love a good gamey day. Then yesterday i hung out with alex for half the day and then around 4 Oscar and Carlos picked me up and we went to beerbust. Talk about good times!! I did rum and diet cokes and then a long island.. so i thought i wasnt too in the red. But after we left what did we do.. pizza with ranch for the heffers at casa reubensitos! WTF is all this eating about!

Oh that reminds me I have a bitch about yesterday and its called respect. So Ricky made some comments yesterday about Alex at first were funny then he sorta kept with it and pissed me off. I told Ricky that he was lucky he had his teeth intact and to think again before he speaks. So later he comes up to me and asks if i was mad at him, i said no im not mad i just am annoyed that you lack respect for me and Alex. And he said it was out of jealousy i said it doesnt matter what its about, you get the respect you give and i left it at that. He sorta gravitates around me and Alex knows that he likes me and its funny cuz i am not about that or him. Hes a friend and thats that, but ima have to push him to acquantance status because yesterday imho was wrong. I handled it right, however he was lucky I am who I am now.

Im looking forward to the gym tonight with my trainer. may i be sore again today!! WEE!