What kinda fuckery is this?

Woohoo! My favorite line EVER! Amy Winehouse FTW!! (if you know what FTW means, you are l337 g33k!).

Its Happy Friday and after a whirlwind week of the devil wearing prada, guuci and Fat Farm lol.. I am happy its here. Alex got his bonus today which was basically another paycheck! So i get 75% of it.. paying off the debt to my chichis.. and that is happy tawk! For a happy friday which means we will probably get outa the house and do dinner tonight! OMG! happy happy!

My boss just brought in the authentic mexican brefas burritos.. and omg they were to die for! I probably should have killed the tortilla to axe some of these calories but fuck it i work out hard lol. Last night killed me! Trainer had me doing these 30 second dumbell swings, 30 second squats and 20 second pull ups.. with no breaks.. just a 1 minute breather between the full set. talk about killing me.. i was sweating like a yak. And today I am sore... im not omg i cant move sore, but i feel it. Today is my off day from the gym. Tomorrow im gonna go hook it up for a hour.. and then my weekly weigh in. I hope i lost 2 pounds this week!! Cross your boobies and toes..

So this workout thing

Im not sure Im seeing any real progress, yeah the scale is dropping.. but i think im doing something wrong. The scale says one thing but I do NOT feel any real change. Im doing 4 days a week, but thinking about upping to 5. Im eating well enough... You know it might be my age kicking my fat ass metabolism back a notch for every 2 i kick it up. UGH! WHEN DID I BECOME AN OLD BITCH!? I mean i have always been a bitch.. so WHEN DID I BECOME OLD? lol!! Well today is my first 1 on 1 with my trainer so let me see what he has to say. I wonder what is a good calorie burn per person a day at the gym to have a good effect.

dood!

So why did i wake up grouchy, tired and wanting to stay in bed and sleep? I went to bed at 11.. which is more than enough sleepy for meepy. But dddaaaaaayum!!!!

I also needed to throw Janet a big huge OMG Thank you!!! Last week she brought us (Me + Alex) a HUGE plate of Vegitarian Taquitos in the middle of our floor redesign... smothered in lettuce, avocado, crema, sheeeze and Chile... Talk about holy titties and beer. She gave us enough food for lunch and dinner lol. Anyhow, that was really sweet of you and i know you read the daily chicken :) SO MUAH!!!!!

So yesterday did a full hour of evil cardio.. was kinda nice.. after we went to fresh choice and i tried to hook it up healthy i did fine i think.. im curious should i eat dinner before the gym or after? hmm....

Feliz Hennifer Lopez day!

She like taco's and burritos. Taco Taco... burrito! (If u know this one, you are pimp!)

Today Jennifer Lopez's Spanish CD came out (Como Ama Una Mujer). I got it last night (Pre-ordered it) and its quite the lovely. Its mostly Ballads and it sounds reeeally good. Outside of the Miguel Bose CD, I recommend this masterpeice.

Anyone watch the Hills last night? Poooooooor sugar bear Whitney.. If I fell on Live TV I would have run off and cried lol. She is a super trooper. I love her =) I hate Spencer... and what the hell next week is the finale? OMGWTF What am I going to do with the rest of my year? Heidi Moves out? OMG! My Lauren.. LC.... What are we going to do! You know if WHitney girl gets that job, they are going to focus on that.. like is Whitney a bossy boss? What will this do to Lauren and Whitneys Friendship? Next on The Hills... LOL

Ok, busy day, love me, like me, be me, no thats alot of me.... oh shit.. you know at 8 i went to the gym last night! WHAT THE HELL!!! I did 40 minutes on that damn eliptical.. i killed some major calories.. it felt nice.. ended with some sweet stretches... Next Weigh in Saturday!!

EYE AM BACK!!!!

Let the chichi heads rejoice. Life is good. I could have used just One more day off. But ah well.. a week is a week. No more, No less...

So what did we get done you ask? Oh that reminds me, thanks for the folk that messaged me and the couple that called missing the daily chicken. Awwwww Im loved!!!

So The floor is almost done lol. Click link below for pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/reubensitos/I will take more as soon as everything is in its place downstairs.

I also got my glasses so I am now Studious Maximus aka Geek, 4 eyes.. LOL thanks Michele.. I love ya my midgetita of sexy gym beastness. I will take a pic with them for ya who I don't get to see daily.

Oh yeah one more thing.. music.. Anyone dig Lily Allen? She rocks the cashbox! But the winner for the week is the new Miguel Bose CD. OMG .... Duets with Julieta Venegas, Ricky Martin, Shakira, Paulina Rubio, Alejandro Sanz.. ALASKA!! Off the hizzle for shizzle.. oh if any of you know who Alaska is, your old school lol.

Til Tomorrow my chickenitas and chickenitos..

Loosing yourself

So it is saturday night, and I am here at home wondering why I didnt go anywhere or do anything. Im also thinking about how I have changed. You know, there was a time when every Saturday I would go out and drink and have fun with the guys. When you get into a relationship and as you grow up that changes. However with time, I am noticing that its not always exciting.
Often times I question my relationship as Alex worked his magic to sedate me. In my social circle I am alomst non existant. I am often in this cloud of boredom at home. You know with Alex I didnt settle, he is amazing. However, I do wonder if had i waited to see how life WOULD be, if I would have pursued this relationship. I feel like a shell of my former self. And as a gay fellow, I dont have to hit the clubs to be social. I just have to be social to be social.. where did that go?

When I got with Chris, I had this seporate life. It was a dual existance. I had this BF no one saw, who loved me but it was bitter. Our family existances were different and we never related.

Fast forward to the present. I find someone who I DO relate to and we have a very solid family bond, yet I can't help but think there is something missing from this picture. The love is there, but were in this rut of just existing. He never wants to partake in my social existance, so i sacrifice plans regularly to feel like i am conforming to keep him happy. Yet he never says anything about it, it just is what it is. Hmm... where is this going? Im not sure, but its how im feeling.. sedated, bored, curios?

The devil and im OFF FOR A WEEK!!!

The devil is Jessee, I hope you go to fucking hell you peice of shit father. No parent in their right mind would put their kids welfare above their greed and pride, especially when your 8 year old daughter told you what was happening to her. And the outcome of your stupidyt, you lost them both and they now belong to and with OUR family where they belong. WE the family are pulling together to buy them everything they need. Their clothes, everything.. we got it like that, why because they are family and we love them. Karma is a bitch isn't it?

Okay now off to happier things.. Its the weekend and I have 9 days of not being at work. So let the happy times begin!!!!!

OMG did you watch Ugly Betty last night. How amazing was that????I LOVE IT. I love the accountant as well, he is actually pretty hot. Even with the geek spectacles lol.

So no blogs for me for the next week. I will take some pics of the floor we are putting in once all is said and done.. I am hoping for the best and that its not that difficult. I will be sore, I will be tired, but I SURE IN THE HELL WILL NOT BE AT WORK! HA!

To hell in a handbasket!

Don't ask, just know that when you got yourself in the handbasket, you better make sure you brought a jesus sammich!

Yesterday was an off the hook day. Me and my sis went to the Gym. Our Trainer was pretty sexy beast who my sis was googly over lol. He had us sweating to the oldies, and overall it was lovely. I saw Virginia there wokring her chichis off too! Good times!!

After that we go home and then we head to Valley Fair for their mens fashion show thing. Now that was fun. Sexy fellas dressed up to make you buy them clothes... I will take it! They had a DJ, Free food, Free Drinks, overall good times.

And today is Vanessa's last day. I sure am going to miss that gal :) Its all good though.. off to bigger better things!

Just call me 4 eyes

Better than calling me a 5 head LOL! Anywho.. so yesterday i went to the eye dr for the first time in my life... crazy. He put some drops in my eyes and boom, instant illiterate reader for 5 hours of my life. I did panic for a minute when I couldnt read... but it was temporary. I almost went out and purchased a double wide in my wifebeater tawkin bouts I kant reed nuffin, Go git me a beer. (if you get this, you are soooooo white trash! LOL).

Anyhow so i had to skip work for the day and i guess it was just good timing.

So quick update, the Hills... holy Heidi and stupid Spencer the devil. I hope she sees this now and go what the fuck was I thinking. I bet you He convinces her not to watch it lol. Evil always knows!!

So today I meet my personal Trainer for the first time. at 4:55 i go and get my work out on.... yikes! I may come in tomorrow beat up, and thats perfectly fine! Go Go Gadget Sexy Beast!

20th Prince presell goes on sale and for the first time in my life I dont feel like I am a sure in. /cry

Red Rover Red Rover

This bitch is hung over. LOL.. <-- had 4 too many drinkys last night... Started out nice with 2 bud lights, then 2 long islands, THEN 4 cape cods which = one drunk heffer last night. I really don't know how I got to work or how I am going to handle today, but I sure need a nap. a nice long nap would do me wonders, and i look and feel like shit. Oh and this time change thing didnt help either. One more hour of sleep would have reduced the wrinkles. lol.

I forgot to mention in my blog last week to Robertito.. HAPPY BIRFDAY!! YAY!!!!!! Best Boss ever!

Oh yes, does anyone have a Citibank AArewards credit card? They get presell on the prince tickets for SF.... And I dont got one...

ORALE!

I just felt like saying that cuz im a vato loco today.. Y QUE?!

Weekend plans anyone? We got some free tickets for sundays home and kitchen thing at the fairgrounds. Gonna go skeedaddle and see the sights of what we wish we had LOL!!

So I realized that my vision has issues now. So I made my FIRST apointment with an eye dr since i was like 10. So we are going to see how blind as a bat I am. Hopefully its something simple like get more rest.. or maybe i just need reading glasses. OMG im fucking old. Damn Bitches.

Speaking of old.. I think my greys are starting to affect me. Like making ME feel older.. I should color these bitches regularly. Know what im sayin? What do you think?

The sound of Amy Winehouse

Its Musicwhore time.. and i bring great news. Originality is here with Amy Winehouse's debut CD Back to Black. Think a grittier Joss Stone with full Retro and I mean Retro sound, with the horns, back up singers from decades past. You really think your listenging to classic Motown. And the lyrics are pretty damn awesome. I am sure that only Amy is the only white chick who can sound black saying What Kinda Fuckery are we and make it sound classy lol. This is no neo soul sound peeps. Thanks Nick for picking it up for me! I can not put this cd down..

Last night was moms bday. we went to eat and of course I had to pay for everyone lol. 100 bucks later.. oh yeah I bought moms a 200$ diamond ring as well :) Good times! Good eats!

So is anyone else bummed that Heroes returns in April... ? /cry!

Shit God Damn, Get off your ass and Jam!

True Funky Lyrics I tell ya.... there is a house mix of that song that i heard about 10 years ago that brought it dooooown! **shakes his twirlie teets** Oh speaking of... I finally signed up on the gym last night with my sister. We are going to be the chichi crutches for eachother to go 3 times a week. We did a contract of course so were doing this for sho. We got 4 personal training sessions as well to get us started on the right track. We are going 3 times a week to start and see how it goes.

The funny thing is the trainer said with moderate workout and eating right i could drop 40 pounds by july... Which I immediatly said thats just CRAZY lol.. he said its not that hard.. thats 10 pounds a month.. which is healthy granted im eating healthy 3 meals 3 mini meals (fruit im thinking). Anyhow so we shall see.. Whats going to keep me interested is if i see results.. i know that much. I work out 3-4 days a week and i see my slimming chichis... then lord be happy i can walk around with no shirt on everywhere i go just to be sexy... Bust out the Wax folk, sexy beast is getting sexier.

LOL

Wasabi and cheese!

WHat the? So its show rundown time...

Heroes: Peter gets a haircut and a scar :) But truth be told he lives and im not sure why. I have a feeling its that old man that saves his and mojinders ass. Sylar is the devil and can go to hades.. he needs to be killed like yesterday already. But we get to wait until april WTFBBQ!

The Hills. Oh Lauren that guy was a pumpkin and a half. And fuck that reject Heidi.. shes selfish and a dumb ass.. I think your work counterpart is on her way out.. shes definatly tired of playing someones lackey :)

Oh and whats up with Dance Life being the best one ever. Nolan is my favorite and I love that guy. I had no idea JLO did Last Years Pride in New York.. damn I knew I should go to these damn things. I loved her heart to heart with my boy, i got all emotional i was so happy he brought it. And Ha Fucking Ha you big gay Blake. You were molded and your FAKE ass apology.. i bet you JLO made you do that ROFL! although booking Janet Jackson. daayum.

Anywho.. nuff bout that, whats up with all this work on my plate? Heffers are hungry and Bianca get better you Toofy Woofy!

Attendance is the devil

Today is the day alot of folk are out. In my team 3 are out, in our sister team 2 are out. I almost was out due to a family emergency... but im holding ground for now, unless they say otherwise. So I am trying to get all my shibby done asap so I can start helping out while folk are MIA. I may actually work from home tonight! The Barbarity of it all! The Tragic life I lead LOL.

Anywho, how was the weekend? I was sickie with a cold. On the first nice weekend we have had in a while. This weekend should be just as nice. YAY! Im trying to get out.

OH i need to request my pto days off... I need time to get my floor on at home! Soon after is a bbq... Oh I can not WAIT!!!!!!!!!! Its gonna suck and be painful, but when its done and I can sit and relax.. /swooon the happy times in casa reubensitos.. Oh yeah ima need some rugs.. any ideas where to get them??

My Humps My Humps My lovely chichi lumps

check it ouuut. LOL Today is a good friday, Im congested like a hooker on a GOOD night. I am leaving work early to get my floor.. and 2 weeks is the ETA to get that floor in the housie and on! WEEE I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBQ shortly after folks

My mom and sister are at my Grammy and Grampys this weekend. Alex works, so I am home all by my lonesomes.. which is OK because its double xp weekened in my favorite video game. So ill be busy wracking up levels and being a geek.. and WHY BECAUSE I CAN SHOOO!!! Word to your momma.

Have a safe fun friday.

Werk, Work, Wirk

So yesterday in our team meeting our boss told us that the 5% of folk that were getting laid off across motorola already know by now and that we are not part of them and that from the looks of it there were no plans to have our department transition. So what does this mean? From the looks I don't need to hit the unemployment line anymore. While I am not completely sold on the Its not going to hit this group thing yet, I mean I am thinking yes we are not the 5% 3500 employees, but that doesn't necessarily mean that through the audits that we are completely safe. I would like to believe the above and that I have nothing to worry about so i can go about a week without stress thinking and wondering if this is going to be the week. I can say it was hard to not succumb to the rumours, join the bandwagons of doom and keep my head above water knowing that i was not sinking soon. I did my best. So hopefully this means to ME a long and decent future here in Moto Land. It certainly would be cool to be here a while.

And I seem to be getting sick now :( i feel it.. i sense it, its going to eat me.. the sickness... nooooo!!!

Oh I saw my Oscarchichis last night. It was only 5 minutes but I love that hoochie. Glad he picked up the Boob Tube and 2 lamps.. YAY!

Nightbreed... loved watching it last night.. I love that movie... good stuff.