The Turkey Highlife

And the sashimi of the shoe! AND WHAAAT!?

So in my little housie i realized that its time to fix my radiant heater downstairs.. its kinda an odd concept but it works. Radiant heating is usually in the floor and works very well. Its efficent and comfy.. However OURS is in the ceiling.. not unheard of, but just rare and it really works. Upstairs will always be warm because of it.. and im okay with that. However consideirng it was like 35 degrees this morning, i believe its time to get downstairs to the warmth ive grown to love. But just how much is this going to cost? UGH i have no idea..is it worth it? OY! no idea too lol.. wouldnt it just be cheaper to buy a heater downstairs, like a portable lovie heater? Probably.. why am i bringing this to the blog? Because im cold damnit! GIMME COFFEE!

Charlie Brown

Its a Merry Xmas Charlie brown! Last night we lit up the fireplace with the crackling logs i just bought.. OOOO FANCY! LOL!! Charlie Brown Xmas was on and we were all cuddly wuddly watching that classic. Ahhh good times, life is good!

Times like that keep my sanity level in check and make a strong relationship stronger. AMENS! lol

On a small note, I figure Fake is the new IN thing lately. So fake folks check your plastic selves at the door. Its the holidays, Use your plastic for charging your xmas presents, notfor leaving the house wearing it! YA DIG??

Paz.

Better late than never!

So I just got out of my Benefits meeting with Motorola. WOW! What a nice change! We are getting some major overhaul benefits.. I dont want to jinx me, so im just going to say that it was HUGE and I hope all goes well. In the interim enjoy the xmas shopping, the happy times for the happy cow and get my ass to work. UGH!

Weekend Shinanigans and Turkey and BROKE!

LOL. Can you guess what I did this weekend? 3 Words, Heffer, Broke, Sexy. ( I have to have sexy in everything, else it just aint Reubensitos!).

Wednesday Night, I worked it out at the queezie, getting my drank on, my oscarchichis on, my shake that on. I had a blast, lemme tell ya. I didnt get overly drunk, or hungover or anything. I was just the right amount of tipsy, enough to dance to smack that with Ricky lol.

Thursday was thanksgiving, AWWWW I LOVE BEING THE HEFFER at grandmas. Like super heffer. Like 5 plates, 2 pies, 4 long islands.. JUST KIDDING. no dranks, just eggnog =p.

Friday My ass was up at 6 at the mall, getting my shopping on with what I could call the ugliest Zoo since a party at Antonios. (JUST KIDDING!). I went for broke, but got about 95% of my shopping done. FABULOUS! I am a little broke til payday though lol. Awwww HOLIDAYS!!!

Anyhow i did lots of shopping, gaming, being sexy, lots of quality time with alex and family. I couldnt have had a better 4 days. I can't wait til xmas. OH we hung our stockings above the fireplace. AWWWW!!!

Keep your loved ones close!

And your chichis closer! Its the holiday season and many of us ready to trek out of town or get your clubbing clothes ready for the biggest night of the club year. I want you all to drive safe, be cautious, WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS AND DONT DRINK AND DRIVE and make sure you enjoy the season. Thank the lord for granting you another year on this planet to enjoy your holidays.

On that note, i found out yesterday that a friend of mine was killed in a drunk driving crash saturday night. http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/breaking_news/16060013.htm

He wasnt wearing his seatbelt. While the details are still sketchy, its a tragedy none the less. It really brings back memories of when we lost Lorenzo, so this hits close to home.

I also just got a call on the way to work that my uncle is in the hospital and they cant operate on him because they think he wont make it. So he gets to spend the holidays in a hospital bed while they build his strengh up to take care of him. =( so its a little somber for me right now

So peoples, i love you and just be safe and eat lots of turkey!!

The weekend warmup with Where the F did my Greys go?

LOL!!! Like the words of the infamous and busty trash IT girl Anna, TRIMSPA BABY! well.. JUST FOR MEN BITCHES! LOL.

So the shopping bonanza has begun in casa Reubensitos Y Alejandro Perez Guadalupe Horchata Luz Fernandez Perez And Max. lol. I picked up some shinanigans for Alex and hes done, except one thing. I needed him to try on his sweatsuit and see if he hated it. so i could get my cash back and buy him something else and LOW AND BEHOLD. PICKY UGLY HATED IT! lol.. so tomorrow im taking it back and im buying him his stupid guitar instead. UGH! He better like the Ipod Shuffle I bought him else ill punch him in the face and say YOU WANT CHRISTMAS BITCH? BETTER GO ASK YO MAMA, CUZ YO DADDY IS DONE! shooo. lol However hes done.

I need to get some gifts done, hopefully Gabi and Arezou are still down for the 6 o clock runs everywhere friday. CROSS MY TOES AND MY FINGERS!!

Oh I paid my stupid Property taxes and the suplimentals.. weeeee!

No Ps3 for me

No Ps3 for you either. The devil is in the details there. If you got one, you suck. If you didnt get one, it sucks to be you LOL! Anyhow I didnt want one anyway lol. I know plenty of folks who tried to get one, and they didnt make the cut or get lucky.

Anyhow its friday and im still on my Ugly Betty high from last night. Was that not the funniest shit ever! I loved when Marc and Amanda played dress up with that little routine. HILARIOUS! Stace and Eric do that now and then. (LOL).

Enjoy the shopping frezy weekend. Whats on YOUR xmas list?

Paz

The end is here!

UGH LAGUNA is over.. and i must cry. What will I do with my wednesday nights? You know I never missed an episode lol. That show channeled my inner 15 year old...bless my heart for having it be as such. I was disapointed with the ending though. It sorta drug and was trying WAY to hard to be emotional. Although when Cameron started to cry, i would have hugged him to console him, no questions asked! Come here you bumbleboo of love! AWW BUMBLEBOO!!

Its fine, I still have Ugly Betty and Heroes, which are by far the best shows ever. in the exsitance of shows. Something about super powers and Drama in the fashion world that just call a gay boy you know. My spidey senses call it FABULOUS teh-veh!!

Anyhow take care friends. TTYL MY BUMBLEBOOS!

The cards you have been dealt.

Life choices: We make choices and decisions daily, good and bad, with varying degree of effect. And it all depends on who what where you stand that you have to stand behind your decisions. If there is one thing i have learned is to THINK about your actions before you take them or speak. Taking a stand for what you believe is right at the time is no crime. And I did just that recently and its tossed me down a few notches on the ladder of social acceptance. What I find interesting, is lately I was never really on it to begin with or shall I say, I wasnt on it for quite some time.

So I am taking slack for doing what was right at the time, yet the more i think about it, did it matter? Was it worth the feeling of disassociation? I think so. Becuase I am standing by my decision with no regrets. Was it a sellout? Nah, there are other things that I could have done or said to "sell out", and that was not the path I took. I have been honest and open and didn't hide my agenda to no one.

So the summary: I have peace inside about it and im okay with the cards I was dealt and the hand that was played. I am standing by my decision 100% like a wise Sisco-ite once told me. God and Life is good and I have too many great things going on the outside to keep me going, like seeing my Grandma and Grandparents smiles this Thanksgiving. I can't wait!

Ready for your xmas shopping?

Sylar!

OMGWTFBBQ! Is Heroes not getting super intense!!!!? Last nights episode was way cool, even if I was upset when Charlie went down for the count. That was creepy. BUT the more you think about it, Remember Hiro's perfect english a while back. I have a feeling hes going to change her future, and hes ALSO going to learn English from her. Just watch! And The dad isnt a bad guy afterall.. I also read that NBC bought 22 episodes total of the show, so it looks like we have a looong running series. YAY!!!!!!

I WANT A HEROE POWER! how about i have a HERE HOE power instead? Id like that! SEXY!

Todays Ashleys birthday! So give her a buzz people. Awwww 19! WTF.. next year shell be 20.. omg im so old....

Boutique in Heaven

Does anyone know that song? Sexay! like meh!

Anyhow what a freaking weekend. Talk about the joneses and the moanses and the turkeys and the lurkeys. Well lets start with Friday and the Good news!

Good Technology aka the company ive been at for 2 years was acquired... yep we are now HELLO MOTO! lol. Motorola is the key to my corazon! Anyhow so we are going to ramp through a crazy transition, like no other. Aparently Jan/Feb timeline I will be a Motorola Employee. Crazy huh. Good news though, Stock vesting, paid out, conversions etc.. much better benefits than what we have most likely. Its time to be a superstar and make that Moto know you KNOW, ya heard?

On to other things. Sexy times this weekend, hanging out with an old friend for mosta saturday. Flaking on the party at Antonios. Chilling and relaxing for the weekend waiting for the week to see whats gonna be happenin this week.

All I can say is life and God is good. Making it through life another year healthy and happy is all i could ask for.

The holidays are aproaching, its time to be with your familys and shop and be happy. SO BE HAPPY DAMNIT!

Dudez! WTF! FED-EX, LAGUNA OH MY GAWD!

So what a gossip whore day it was. Lets start with the obvious. Fed-Ex. WTF is this guy thinking. I hope he grows balls one day realizing that to be a productive person in society let alone a father, you need to get a job. Then stop being obvious and trying to mooch off Britneys cash. Its great that she didnt make any or much money when you 2 were married. HAHAHAH! I heard your cd and it sucks, its completely un-original, tacky and you need to quit the delusions. Stop trying to act like your a caring father, if you gave a real shit, you would have stayed with Shar and taken your other 2 kids or fought for them. Your weak.. Money Grubbing no talent. Go back to dancing for dollars.

Now lets talk Laguna. OMG did you not die when they got signed on to Sony Epic? WOW! Awesome. What about Breanna, I cant believe shes the bitch she is. Like get over yourself. Your colors come across as nasty skank. You wear them well. OH and what about Tessa and Derek. Hoochie time. Your young enjoy being a trick, Derek doesnt care about you. He just wants some sugah... =p. Also whats up with the prom invites? WTF. Are they getting married? LOL.

Okay til tomrorow.

Better late than a Chicken

Thats what I always say!

So last night we went and priced floor. Well with Max in the house, aka Mr PeePees lol. We need to get something for the occasional oops i forgot to walk him moments. And we are looking for about 700' of flooring to cover the livable spaces.. I THINK. Then we are thinking that maybe we can do downstairs first, then upstairs second or visa versa.. Anyhow floor costs about 2-4 bucks a square foot. And Labor is 2.50 a square foot as well to have it installed.. So why not just do it ourselves? LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO! UGH!!! I think were going to buy floor for downstairs for now and see how to get it done. I need a book. HELP ME!

Im baaaack

So The weekends over, life is back to normal sort of. Now the Holiday festivities begin. Its a crazy journey i tell ya. But let me tell you about my Crazy Journey to Didknee!

So Lets start with The Hotel. We stayed at the Anabella Hotel, which is one of the nicer places. YOu know, Down bedding, Marble bathroom with Pedistal Sink. We even had our own patio with table and chairs. We enjoyed it.. oh lemmeh tell ya!

Disney was off the hook as usual. We had such an awesome time Friday, Got on plenty of rides and what do you know my moms friend hooks it up with 3 day hoppers. So we skip Disney and we jump over to California Adventures for a sexy time. Saturday we did Knotts Ghetto Farm. Which was fun and im so glad i got the AAA passes for really cheap. Otherwise full price for that place isnt worth it. Anyhow then we go North a bit to meet up with friends at the Guadalajara grill and we grub on authentic mexican food.. With a Live Mariachi band playing and it was wonderful. Good times, Good Friends, Good Eats.. we end the night with 4+ hours of Disneyland again. Watch the Fireworks and call it a night...

Sunday is the drive home but we decide to go Back to California Adventures (3 day hopper why not lol) And i TURN into the devil Pin Trader! OMG I have a new hobbie!! Disney Pin Trading.. yes it makes me uber geek, but i was already that lol. Anyhow we come home, rest and relax.. and happy times.

Work of course is tragic mess with so many to do's and so little time.. so yesterday i was workin my ass off.. today is no different.. so Heroes? Did you love it like I knew I did? I KNEW Micah would have powers, it only makes sense... dads a heroe, moms a villan i think... and I now think the radioactive man last night is the one that IS the atomic bomb...

Well Golly Gee Mickey

You mean them peoples are coming again? YEP WE SURE ARE YA MOUSE! THE SPICS ARE IN THE HOUSE! lol. Yes, tonight we drive out yonder for another day at Disney, and a day at Knotts berry farm. Can you say woot woot?! Happy Times are here again! And its going to be a mini get away. Were staying at the lovely Anabella Hotel in Anaheim.. ooooo sexy! And I cant wait!!!

So there will be no post tomorrow, so dont cry, dry your eye. Otherwise ill punch you. =p

Anyhow, i have a couple people to watch the lovies so hell be kept good company.

So before i go. OMG LAGUNA BEACH! WTF IS UP WITH TYLER. HE is the Gayest person ever! Ugly, gay, and needs to get over his little girlies thing. I know he takes it in the face now and then. MMMHMMM!! SLUT! hahahaha..

Til next week!!!

Post Mortum Halloweenie

So yesterday was a blast. We had a huge Halloween shindig at work. ALOT of costumes. I didnt place in no contest, but i was okay. I was very Paris Hilton for like 20 seconds of my life with all the flash bulbs going off when i was up. Ahhhh i was like PAPARAZZI! I KNOW IM SEXY BUT DAAAAMN! I was way rooting for the Jenny though. She brought it, me thinks. I do feel the first place winner was cheap. it was clever, but cheap and not really costumey. That was such a biased idea, but thats just me and my shinanigan ideas in my noggin.

SO November is here! WOOAHOOAHOOAHOO! This is Disney week. I leave tomorrow night. My brother is going to take care of the Maxxie poops while were gone.

With November comes the cold snuggly weather. Im so buying some logs for the cold chilly days. Get some Hot Cocoa in the mix and we are so Fall! Now Holiday shopping banaza begins. I have to start thinking bout what to buy and for who. WHat are you buying me for xmas? I prefer food =p cuz thats what a fat bitch loves the most. mmmhmmm

Til tomorrow