Harry Potter Theme Park?

Whoda thunk?! Oh holy jenkins... Yep it will open in 2009.. and by then I will still be young enough to go there LOL! Good times for the Harry Potter fan! Good times, indeed.

So yesterday i ran into a stupid table and hit my hand pretty bad, i know its bruised inside.. god what a mess I am! It hurts me.. it hurts so good.... come on baby, make it hurt so good! Sometimes love, don't feel like it should... I fucked up my hand. 2 days now its sore... and not to mention, I have had a headache for like a week.. Its a sinus headache though.. i know because i cant breathe well latelyits like cloggy central.. its kinda annoying.. I almost feel like I should go to the doctor or try to buy a sinus pressure headache medicine.. I hope its not anything serious. I do know that aspirin doesnt touch it. sigh....

If I die, I die.. dont cry for me argentina... the truth is the spirit of my chichis will never leave you. =)

4 days of fun..

So can we just say that I accomplished almost everything I set my mind to do this weekend. With one exeption. I have not seen Pirates yet! UGH! WHY!

Friday was a good time. Great America was fun, it wasnt all that though. But fun, non the less. We danced, got on rides, drank, drank some more, ate.. and overall it was the bomb. I didnt get to see Taylor Dayne.. but I did see Rozalla.. um yeah who is she again? lol. I maintained my composure, but truly had a blast. I wouldnt go again though, unless there was a killer headliner that I wanted to see.

Sat was recovery and going to the dumps to drop off that stuff. Noelle THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL!! That place was way easy to find.

So sunday was a romp in San Fransisco on the last minute. Me and David went up to meet Oscar and Carlos for a dranky dranky... and so it began. I dont even remember most of it lol. I remember being at Cafe, dancing with Amanda and her husband and their friend who were giving me shots. To Bar hopping around the Castro.. to the Taxi Rides to Ruby Skye, TO The Eagle TO the Lonestar and BACK to Cafe... for some more dancing with the girls. I was a toasty hoo haw let me tell you. Thats what 6 bars/clubs we went to. It ended with a imberassing water moment at the pizza place. (Dont ask lol). And me singing all the way home in spanish with David probably praying to god that i would just pass out. THATS OK BITCH I HAVE TAKEN YOUR DRUNK ASS HOME A MILLION TIMES! I was due.. lol.

And Monday I rested.. and I dont know what kinda dancing I was doing, but I was a mess Im sure.. because my thighs were burning. ARE bunring. If you see me walk up stairs hahaha.. im Uncle Hobble..

Okay.. work work work time. N-Joy!

the 4 day weeeknd blog

Will be online tomorrow...... enjoy your tuesday...

Happy 3 day weekend!

With Rosie off the view today for an extended vacation, I thought I would be off the hook today for a short work day! LOL. Oh the plans.... the plans...

Gay day PGA today.. yep I will be there representing the 30+ crowd hahaha!
Tomorrow removing debris from the garage and taking to the dumps, (btw where are they?)
Got to see Pirates... Have to, I MUST I MUST I MUST INCREASE MY BUST.
Sunday a San Fransisco day romp, bar hopping, booty shaking, 2 for 1 drankin good time.
Monday I recover from my hangover from Sunday.
Tuesday i recover from my recovery day
Wednesday im back to work. Awwwwwww

So people, I love you all, please please designate a driver. Buckle up, make sure everyone is. Have fun, Drank lots, Drive safe...but if your dranking dont drive or sober up... if you cant do that, call a taxi or a friend or me. Ill figure it out.. To all the single folk.. be whores... because thats fun! To the taken and the Christian folk, Be good.. or be good at it! HA!

R

OMG HE-MAN THE MOVIE!

It was just confirmed.. they are making a HE-MAN Movie!! WHOAH!!!! I CAN NOT WAIT! I hope they revive Thundercats!!!! Oh holy chichi that makes me happy as hell.. and hell is happy let me tell you.

on that note its PIRATES TIME! Oh I can not wait to see it.. like I can not wait.. Can there ever be enough of Jack Sparrow in our lifes? I dont mutha F'n Thank so.. shooo...

Oh you know little people big world. My friend Elan ( a regular on this sexy site) told me she sees them all the time! They live down the street from them. OMG! She lives next to my would be best friends! I want a pic of you and them Elan! Ya dig?

Ok 1 more day and 4 day weekend.. I have Great America Tomorrow, Sat Pirates hopefully, Sunday SF for some Bar Hopping.. Monday I rest, Tuesday I rest some more! YEAH!

OH My hits are up again! I am averaging 20 hits a day again! YAY! The more hits the merrier I say. Tell your friends, Tell your friends friends. My goal is to double my reader count by the end of the year. I know I know.. but i think i can do it. What do you think I should blog about?

Holy green grouchies!

Yesterday i get home and Alex is working on the floor again. Well the stairs to complete everything.. and my place is a mess.. and i hate it.. so i turn insta grouchy then he asks for my help and okay so im helping but im grouchy.. once im done helping i go upstairs and he says downstairs Man reuwen you are grouchy... anyhow he goes and gets something to eat for us comes back and i say something grouchy i guess lol.. So he says Im going to buy you a crown... LOL..... wtf... hahahaha.. i deserved that...

Anyhow im still grouchy today... i think its one of those things where it will pass, like gas. LOL. 2 more days til friday and 3 days off WEEE!!!!

I leave you with some Enrique Iglesias new video... did you know his new cd comes out in 2 weeks? His single is already number 1 on the latin music charts.... I think this song is a hit. What chu think?

*edited for some spelling issues*

Small people, big world

SO i watched that for the first time last night. And can I say that I love them.. that whole family. I especially love the dad. like that is going to be something i want to buy on dvd so i can watch the whole thing....

OMFG HEROES WAS AWESOME LAST NIGHT! IT TOUCHED ME IN SPECIAL PLACES! You know the kinda places that only heroes can touch. DIRTY PIGS I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING! Well unless it was Peter... then again have you seen the new Fergie video with him in it? Where he plays a tatooed up omgwhyareyousohot hottie? Anyhow yeah... had a moment. Um So back to Heroes. So Sylar lives! Nathan dies, Peter is going to live and a whole slew of bad people are dead... that linderman death was awesome no? There is a boogie man that is worse than Sylar? WHOAH! Talk about a great ending...... omgwtfbbq thats fo sho!

3 days, til a 3 day weekend. ENJOY Sunday is my BBQ so if you want to come hither, please come hither my hitherbee.

Of Beer, Pizza and the Bear

So was your weekend fabulous? Was it omg'ness is next to godliness? I can say that my weekend was fantabulous. There are very few things in this world that are better than Beer, Pizza and the bear. This bear decided to go dranky dranky yesterday early in the day at the Boogie in the Bayou festival in campbell. Can we just say whateva foos.. i had n'uff. Then i got picked up by davidsitos pinch pinch and off we go to beerbust. There were 4 of us there amongst the ugly and the old and the couple of random cutes and the i sware they are 18 year olds lol. After that and about 5 bears later we went to go get pizza. While the pizza was small and the salad smaller.. we ate and were like um were still hungry lol. Anyhow i go home and what do you know alex ordered pizza... /swoon the heffer bear had his special day with pizza and beer.

Friday is Great America folk. I hope I will see you there.. Love the BEAR! RRAR!

The latest video Alejandro Sanz & Shakira "Te Lo Agradezco, Pero No" Thanks but no thanks :) Enjoy... i love this song..

Gaming on a budget?

Can it be done? Sure if you have the initial console/pc investment already taken care of. In my case where I have to watch my pennies and my penies pennies. (dont confuse this with pantys you pervs). I have a xbox 360, PC, Wii, DS, PSP (which im selling BTW). Anyhow.. so I pretty much play my 360 and my pc most of the time.. the others are for fun and friends. Anyhow now that im on super budget mode.. How do i do it? MMO's.. those are online games that usually have a 15$ a month fee to play.. but if you get one and like it, you can play it for a year or years and if you get hooked.. you wont buy anything else but pay that 15$ a month! Go figure! Well I have a game im playing Guild wars which has a 0$ monthly fee and i play it ALOT. So the gaming geek gets his game on for $0 and will continue to do so since its all gravy. Oh Xbox live for the 360, lets you download TONS of demos and I mean TONS of them.. This week they gave away a free shooter.. YEP 0$ get that! and you download it and own it.. happy times for the frugle gay bee gaming geek. <--- ME

So any plans this weekend? Looks like my fat ass is going to my cousins baby shower and then staying at home the rest of the weekend. Got to conserve the cash flow and the calories this weekend. Im hoping to kick 2 hefferitos to the curb by thursday.

Slight dip in readers this week.. down to 14-15 average.. WHERE ARE YOU GOING! UGH! IMA PUNCH YOU!

OH ENJOY THE AMY WINEHOUSE VIDEOS! Dont forget I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER FIRST! HA! THIS CHICK IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Paris, Paris, Paris.

(Pre Paris conversation) Guess WHAT? Everything is going to work out on this home thang afterall. Not going into details but we are able to get out of it with some help from the parentals de mi lovies. We will have extra money again and we will not loose our place or sell it or anything other than a nice little refinance. Did I mention we are retaining our equity and will have 0$ in CC debt? /double swoon. Okay enough about that. (ok back to Paris)

So what in the heck? Paris Hilton Jail Sentence Reduced? LOL 23 days now. HA! I love that chika. They turn her jail thing into day time drama and her distraught self with the statment from her mother to use Paris as an example.... Oh the joys and that PR spin = lets cut that sentence in half. LOL.. 23 days.. please.. 3 weeks girl.. have fun! They are going to keep her seporate. I hope she serves the full 23 days, although we will see....

To lovies ad wuvies.

EAT SMART!

I was thinking about this last night when it was about 8 and I was hungry, I had not eaten dinner. I had already went to the gym and was with alex out and about when we are driving to jack in the box. My first request was a chicken chipotle burger with onion rings and a diet coke. Luckily the line was long so i started the internal battle. So I remembered looking into this a while ago for the fast food on the go person. So what did I order? A number 15 The Grilled Chicken on a Pita bread Instead of Fries, I got a fruit cup and my diet coke. So did I do bad? Hell no.. lets do the math. Chicken Fajita Pita 280 Calories 9 grams of fat. My Chipotle Chicken Chibatta 750 Calories and 34 Grams of Fat. Onion Rings 500 Calories and 30 Grams of fat, The fruit cup 90 calories 0 grams of fat. Get that.. So lets put it together.. The Chicken Pita and Fruit Cup and diet coke combo = 370 calories and 9 grams of fat. The Chicken Chibatta and Onion Rings and a diet coke = 1250 calories and 64 Grams of fat. You do the math.. My daily caloric intake is around 2000 a day. That includes 3 meals and 3 snacks. SO had I eaten that burger combo, I would have killed it.

Mcdonalds that asian grilled chicken salad with the lite sesame ginger dressing is to die for tasty. And the packet of dressing is like 70 calories and 2.5 grams of fat. So eat it up... get that with a diet coke or better yet a water and you are eating far better than your 1200 Calorie 60+ grams of fat meals at the fast food joint. Do you like Taco bell, Get yourself a grilled chicken taco and ask for it FRESCO style (they cut the cheese and throw in some pico de gallo). Guess what you just saves some major calories and fat. Are you a panda express fan? Instead of fried rice/chow mein get Steamed Veggies as your side 50 calories and 1.5 grams of fat. Get some Beef Broccoli 150 calories and 7 grams of fat. Black Pepper Chicken 200 Calories and 12 grams of fat. Chicken with Mushrooms 130 calories and 6 grams of fat. However get Sweet and Sour pork and you have 400 calories and 23 grams of fat... So we skip that and we still eat tasty..

See you CAN be smart and on the go. But my real advice, try to cook at home. it saves money and you do get to eat more because you are in control of what you are eating. But when its not possible or your lazy, go get a bite to eat! but EAT SMART!

Todays Video: Robbie Williams Rock DJ. I LOVE THIS MAN..

Happy After Mommys Day!

It certainly was a great mothers day for the reubenchichis.. I took my mom to breakfast and then we went shopping on my gap card /cry I JUST LOVE CC DEBT I TELL YOU! LOL. I sent a shot out to each of my wonderful Mommys. They are the ones who did bring us into this world.

I do have to give a lil something for one special momby thats my Shalon. A couple years ago she lost her mommy and I see what she has went through in dealing with the realitys and her strength. While i would never want to walk in those shoes (if you have seen her boobies you will know that those ankles are crying for mercy), but she is a strong woman and let me tell you... Anyone in life would be lucky to have this woman as a friend or a wife. I love ya!

OMG i went out friday night and got major kudos for thinning out. I still got a ways to go though, but it was nice not being the house, but only being a condo... or a duplex.. a small duplex OKAY! HA! I ran into friends out and about and the first thing they said was comment on the less me.. YAY! okay enough of that, im going to get fat for gloating over it..

And I leave you with this.... Shalon Nothing Compares 2 U. N-joy

HAPPY MOMMYS DAY!!!

To all the MOMMYS OUT THERE THAT I LOVE TO PEICES! HAPPY MOMMYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!

People who sing in their cars are crazy ass bitches. But you know what, I bet you they enjoy that commute alot more than say Bob Boringville does. How do I figure that you ask? Because my fat ass sings in my car.. Although i try to make sure no one is next to me or able to truly see me sanging like a Mexican Idol. Today it was all about RBD "Nuestro Amor" When I sing that i feel like a pop star lol. Get me some Prince though ooooo lawd, i can get into that.. but do you dance when you sing? hmm..... I think I should try to drive playing porn music you know the bow chika bow boowww.. LOL

Happy Friday All!

Oh yeah my reader count is up! I was averaging 20 folk daily these last 2 weeks.. whoda thunk!

Enjoy the RBD Videos!

TO AC or NOT TO AC

Well the season is starting to heat up. As I shed my clothes of the past and don a new wardrobe of summer sexiness. You know let me see them legs. Yeah I know.. I define Temptation. (LMAO!).

So we have ac downstairs and none upstairs.. and yes my place isnt that big.. but i dont think it really works well to have them like that. SO I think I want to have one upstairs and downstairs... but since our window up stairs opens left to right, that leaves us in a situation. So to AC or not to AC.. im thinking a stand alone one.. but that costs about 500 bucks.. damn... I am feeling very super hero today. Dan da daaaaaan!

FREE PARIS!!!

WTF LOL. Ok.. i get she sorta got shafted some. The Judge showed the no Mercy. But I do believe that she should have options to work through that. Ive seen it happen to regular folk I know that have actually had a second dui, and have been able to avoid jail time by doing work furlow etc... That judge had it out for Miss thang. I think he looks rediculous personally when his church gave him a standing ovation.. lol wtf... publicity stunt? Anyhow I don't necessarily agree with all the Free Paris hoohaw. I mean, come on. If you all could get organized enough to free a DUI case who needs some punishment, why can't you do the same over our gas prices, our war and bringing the troops home, or kicking bush in the knee one by one (Wouldnt that be fun!). Anyhow, yes I feel Paris is a target, If the law was being fair then she deserves the 45 days ( COME ON 45 days! LOL). But I don't feel it was fair, but thats just my 2 pennies.

Shopping Spree at Macys yesterday! I got my clothes for summah... saweeeeeet! Wish me less chichis at the Gym today!

PEEEACEEE

Allergies are the devil

Can you say omgwtfbbqmyeyes!!!! So yesterday the plan was to skip the gym and go swimming for an hour or so instead... Well here i am cleaning the pool and not paying attention to the pollen that was everywhere... I had some allergies already, but nothing bad.. so dumb ass me.. jumps in the pool.. and within 5 minutes i was full blown allergies from hell. I couldnt even see... you know, that was what i got for being dumb. I should have known.. that pollen.. geee im sure a ton of it was in that pool water lol.. Well today im still a mess, almost did not come in today. BUT IM A TROOPER! Doesnt mean im not going to leave early in case they dont get better.....

Changing the video line up for the day. Ill probably leave it for the week, so enjoy.

This is a first....

This is the FIRST Cinco De Mayo in my existance as a lush, that I went without a single drink. (Sorry Shalon, that means I do really love you!) I drove up to Turloc with my mom and sister and spent the weekend there. Did 2 bar b que's ate a whole lotta carne and a slice of cake and some AMAZING MENUDO! You know how us Mexians do our thang.. .. but did Reubensitos have a single beer, nooooooo! HA! I got home about 7 yesterday... and i really missed that Alex and Max. SHEESH! I heard downtown was a zoo, so glad I wasnt in town.

**Sorry bout Friday my pasty gods, i missed the fun.. but going to grandmas was calling me for my aunts bday and the weekend out there** =( However! I say we plan a lil somethin something, no?

So i went to walmart yesterday, and do you know how much i hate that place? We were there for an HOUR! OMFGWTFBBQ! JEEZUS ON A CRACKER! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! OMG! ghettoville.. sucks i ran into someone who i knew there too.. he worked there.. oh god... save the queen.. I did see my white trash baby's daddy though and plenty of them chotes looking sausy in them cowboy boots. ya dig?

I leave you with this.. Calle 13. The Cd that does justice as a follow up to that wonderful cd from last year... <--- peep Calle 13 on the left. He is my other babys daddy..

NEW LOOK NEW THINGS!

it is just freaking new! Ya dig it? I need to change the banner, someone got offended lol. I found that pic on the net. So in the interim, I will be changing that. So whats new? Colors, layout and a nifty little feature that i can change every week or day. The VIDEO BAR!!! (ooo and aaa). Peep it, its nifty. Every week I will have a new set of videos on that bar, you click it <--- points to the right, and wallah, it starts playing. Its a simple fun thing to have and i dig it. So be sure to pay attention to that bar, its whats on mah mind. (This week is Paulina Rubio, my Goddess). Check out the original video the first image, then check the parody of it lol.. the second one. HILARIOUS! Whats in line for next week.....??

So I hope everyone has a safe and fun Cinco De Mayo weekend. Im not too sure what im going to be doing this weekend yet. There are a couple plans.. I may just go up to turlock with my mom and sister for my aunts bday bbq and to watch the fight. Whats on YOUR agenda.

Cross your heart

Cross your heart, and hope to die, May lightning strike me if Im telling a lie... Cross your heart, say its true.. Ive never loved anyone more than im loving you? IF YOU KNOW THIS YOUR OOOOOLD! ha!

Anyhow, so i have some good news regarding the whole home loan thing. I got a call yesterday from Acorn agency who has a division who specializes in helping people out like us. Its a national thing and they are taking our case. I had the proof they needed to go to our lender and get them to fix the problem. The good news is they have good success with them in fixing loans like ours. SO... i really felt hope for the first time since this all came to light. They do the negotiating on our behalf and are able to get our interest payment reduced and our mortgage to something more affordable for us. It takes a few weeks and i just faxed them over EVERYTHING they asked for lol.. like 50 pages.. omg. Anyhow say your prayers for us, but I think if anyone can help brothers out, its them. Otherwise off to sell our place we go! AND if we sell that place, we even have a little angel who would help us do that as well with a (0 commision fee) in case that needed to happen. All in all im feeling optimistic. So now we just wait and see.

If the worst case and we decide to sell, we decide to sell.. and weee!!!! off to bigger and better things.. OH speaking of Bigger and Better things. I finally hit 20 pounds lost!!! <-- dances --> I only lost 1 pound last week, but its better than gaining 1 :)

The Preditory Mistake

I thought a little on how to go about writing this, but i wanted to let people know about it so they can learn of a mistake we made. The Moral of this story is going to be clear, and the only reason im saying anything is to that YOU never fall into the trap we did. Its called "The Preditory Loan".

What is that? Well when you buy a property or place of residence and your Loan broker convinces you it was the right thing and the right time when in truth it isnt. They work shady tactics like saying you make more than you and falsify documents to show you have more income coming in to get you that loan that in all truth, you cant afford. They convince you that you dont have to pay property taxes that you can just refi your place and be done with it. They convince you that you can claim 5 all year long and not have to pay taxes and that youll get money back at the end of the year. They convince you that everything is alright and for the first time buyer who doesnt know better, that you have the best deal and that THEY are going out of their way for you, buying points, incorrect escrow closing dates, Oh you don't need an inspection lol.... In the end You were convinced that the stars aligned for the right reasons. We were blind suckers...

So the end result.. we can't refi our place at the moment *yet* due to an LTV issue which is OUT of our control. YES we have equity, and its 25k apparently, but in order to beat the the Prepayment Penalty that ends in 2009, it will need to be up to 35k! (yep fucked) However in 2008 our place goes adjustable..which means a higher payment that i just dont have the cash to work through it... you feel where im going with this?

So leaving out details, its really heartbreaking and stressful to be in mah shoes right now. We may sell our place, we may keep it, we are actually discussing legal options because of the preditory loan that happens to many, MANY people. There are agencies out there that we are trying to reach that work on cases like ours.. Because we are not alone... and hopeully YOU can learn from this mistake. All in all we will be ok. We will not loose our place, we will sell if, if need be and be done with it, with a big fat lesson.. that I pray you don't ever have to make.

PEEEACE IN THE EAST DAWG!

The Truth, The Pudding and a whole lot of fabulousness.

So, a good friend of mine who I haven't talked to in ages and i hit eachother up on AOL yesterday. Now I dont log into aol ever so i havent talked to this fellow in ages. Anyhow i find out its like we were talking every day lol..why? Because he reads my blog! YAY DONN YOU ROCK THE CASHBOX!! Turns out he has his own blog and its trashy fabulous bitchiness at its best. I hope he blogs more, I find his style so creative its near poetry. Enjoy! (P.S. This guy cuts a mean frock I tell ya!)
Check this blog out!
http://bestheadintown.blogspot.com/

AND I slappy did get ahold of me and we are in super talking again. That alone is worth my whole blog ever. I really missed and love him. Good family =)

So was Heroes not the bomb last night? At first i was like eh i hate it.. and then i was like holy shit.. Sylar the super villian!