My London London bridge?

Whaaaaa. Have you heard the Fergie song London Bridge? I haven't heard a funky rift like that in ages. She brought it down to the sexy dance routine beat. Im in awe at this song, its quite sexy. Although I don't anticipate it to be a big hit, It hit home with me.

WEEKEND UPDATE: Did you all have fun this weekend? There was the Gilroy Garlic Festival going on, The Races going on... I always got it going on LOL.

I had a uneventful weekend honestly. I skipped Fridays party because my friends got all flakey on me. DAMN U. Saturday I helped alex by painting boards and moving furniture etc.. I must admit My bedroom looks AMAZING! like he really brought it down. I have a maroon accent walls now. WOW.. just looks fabulous! The last thing on his list is the bathroom and then were done until we can afford to replace the carpet and replace the counter in the kitchen. Next year thats fo sho!

RANT: I did go to a party saturday night at Antonio's. While I was having fun i left early probably because i was driving and not drinking.. AND i was REALLY annoyed that there was a 13 year old kid there drinking beer. WTF don't people have any sense or Morals. Had something happend, thats a criminal offense. I was pretty annoyed, but wasnt my place. People need to think about it. If that was your kid, wouldnt you be pretty angry?

Okay on to a busy work week. PEACE IN THE EAST FOOOOO!

Sientate Chupacabra

LOL!

Happy Friday folks! Today I hopefuly get my car back from the dealer. This rental is OK but i miss my jahoobiemobile... Speaking of, what should I name that car? You all have seen it. I could call it Gigante.. but its not really much of a gigante ya know. I also want to get a vanity plate.. what should it say, ping me with suggestions please.

So alex is home again doing more house fixings, thank god for that. Hes such a Martha Stewart at times. I am glad that he doesnt like me to help. I get to just watch and I just cheer with my big pom poms on the sideline."Go ChaCha, Go ChaCha"

Im glad friday is here and to have a rest and relaxful weekend... bless my soul, bless my toes. Til Monday.....

Divorce you say?

So did you hear.. the gossip curlers on.. that Manuealla and the Purple man are seeking a sealed divorce proceedings.. WEEEEE Hopefully this is a sign that Prince has come to his senses with that woman. Also hopefully he can join us on a concert very soon. We are in need of some of that funk. I guess I could wait to the superbowl (oh thats another rumor.. but it looks like the man will be the half time funky thang at the next Bowl, but you didnt hear that from me)

Speaking of bowl, im hungry! I did manage to get a good sleep last night, so thats happy time! Mom and sister came over and we had a little social family din din with our usual cookings. Bar B qued chicken breast, Saladitos and Brown Rice ( I dont touch the white rice anymo!) Ahhh life is good when your eating healthy!

Talk to you later aligators!

Sister Lance OUT of sync?

SO yep Lance bass is outa the closet so I am hearing. Thats nice! We fags know these things... However It was Joey Fatone that had my heart... Lance always looked like a lesbian to me. Whats disturbing is Lance is dating Reichen from Amazing Race.. HOLY SHIT, how the fuck did that Lesbian land Reichen? That guy is a 9 out of 10 on a scale of ID DO THAT! lol. I guess Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... Oh wait.. So does this mean Nsync was not a TRUE boy band after all? It was a Boy Band and the MMMHMMM?

Okay now that thats off my chest, so Im on like 3 hours of sleep and look like hell. I have this bug bite on my forhead that is my special dot of all seeing eye. Alex yesterday kept saying that it knew all LOL.

But did it know lance was REALLY gay?

Tuesday de la mancha

Hola Compas, Comadres, Puercos and Puercas, And nacomis =p

I am half awake right now. I just got my daily coffee infusion so as it kicks into high gear my happy genes... YOU GET THE BITCH UNTIL THEN. LOL just kidding :)

So i forgot a weekend story worth listening to. So saturday after we left that heat fest, we went to a bar. This bar is off post and its a typical bar with a patio and cheap drinks. ANYHOW.. so were sitting there and some fool sitting right next to me decides he was going to take the goldfish (crackers) that the bartender just brought out. (HE snagged a costco sized bag). So bartender cut him off and he had a bitch fit and a half. Like an OMG being cut off is the worst thing ever. He then started going on about the Europeans taking his land, hes mexican, hes been locked up, order me a fucking drink if you dont know whats good for you. OVER AND OVER AND OVER slam slam scream scream slam slam scream.... he was on a ROLL and obviously crazy. I just sat next to him calm laughing and i videod it with my cam LOL. Anyhow the cops came and down he went and to the paddy wagon ya go. This guy was nuts.. i sorta wanted to knock him off his chair myself, but thats not lady like. DUMB ASS! "L" thats the Looser L for you!

Okay back to work, I got things ta do! People to see, Places to pee LOL.

My weekend Rambles

So Enjoy the heat do ya? LOL GOOD GOD, Triple Digit weekends... Triple hot, Triple the sweaty nana's.... holy Guacamole!

So lets start with the weekend update! WEEEEE!

Saturday I ended up going to this concert thing with David and Oscar to see my sister sing. Shes singing at a concert right? Why wouldnt i be there to support my hersheys kiss. Anyhow it was too hot, we had to leave my mom almost passed out, had a mild heat stroke. My sister ended up skipping her second set and we went swimming later before hitting the queezie..

THEN at 2 my mom got sick again and they took her to the emergency turns out she had a bacterial something going on. So 4 hours later they come home. UM WHY DIDNT I GET A PHONE CALL UGH! All is well though... thank god.

Oh did you see the Miss Universe.. HOLY SHIT THAT WOMAN IS FLAWLESS! Go on latina sister... fly and sexy mami! SHOOOOOOOO!

Theres good days

and theres WTF days. Today is a WTF day. I am just feeling realllly down about myself right now. Im not content with the way I look, my finances, my social life, my job and I am trying to break out of a cycle with my own attitude. The truth about me is I get in the way of my own personal success in all of the above. There was a time when I felt relevent here and right now I really don't. I remember the days when I was a star, when did that turn into feeling like a has been?

Now my focus is changing my perception of me. And when I change that, others will see...

Are my days numbered? Hell i wish i knew.

A day of rememberence

Well I am writing this Wednesday night because tomorrow I may not be able to. But Thusday (today by now) happens to be a day full of meaning to me. It is my brothers birthday, caries birthday and Lawrence's birthday. So tomorrow I will be giving birthday hugs to 2 of the 3. The third I will say a prayer and hope it reaches him in heaven.

Its crazy because when you think about it, He died the day after My birthday last year and it took me literally months to finally be able to let him go. And now that his birthday is here, it feels empty. Its as if that spot just re-opened and I am hoping I can keep a chin up for those who we are celebrating for. It is in the back of my head that this day was coming and I know that when MY birthday comes around this year, its going to be a tough time for me personally.

So Im a bit somber right now, and I hope that everyone tells anyone they love how much they mean to them every chance you get. Tomorrow isn't promised to no one. To my friends and family who read this, I know you know this because i am that way. I love you.

R

And the blog will set you free.

Theres heat, and theres hot

So yesterday was scorching. It was around 900 degrees. I was about to take my shirt off and roll around on the ground trying to trim the fat. I mean you throw bacon in a hot pan, and it shrinks right? So why are we excluded from that instant diet plan? LOL.

Okay so im on coffee cup number 1 and im a bit grouchy this morning. I woke up late.. Im tired for some reason. oh yes, thats because it was hot last night! like that kinda hot where you dont want anyone near you and it just makes you that more bitchy, Grouchy, Ugly, you know all those things you are daily, and im not! LOL!~

Til tomorrow!

The weekend

This weekend was OFF THE HOOKAH! What was so off the hookay?

The Giants game! WOOHOO! good times, 25$ parking, 12 bucks for a dog and a beer... Spensive crazy fun. Then off to Wipeout... for plenty of great food, drinks and BAZAOW No charge.. WOOHOO! I needed the free nibbles and drinkles, because after the cab ride, parking.. i was out 40 bucks.

And then... off to the castro we go! So we were going to go to the Cafe, but it was lesbianitus night.. so we skipped that.. went to a couple places to drink here, drink there, antonio is a drinking everywhere.. We met up with Tits and Bigger tits and It was a jolly good time. I did hate it though because i felt all grubby and gross... i wanted a shower.. Anyhow the drive home was me and antonio singing freestyle and dancing in my car. And i go home, take a shower.. get sugar.. take another shower.. happy times! LOL

And whats this? i skipped Beerbust? How did that happen? I dunno.. i had a chill spend no money day......

So that was it, good times. Tell me bout your weekend? Were your chichis sweaty because it was 500 degrees? Did ya walk around bote legged because you didnt want to start a fire with that friction? LOL

Paris....

Okay.. as much as I love a hoe.. Paris is a Hoe of Hoes.. to be sure i watched the One Night in Paris yesterday, yep stupid hoe. But why do I love her? does she have tallent? Well.. I think she tries to hard. Anyhow to my story, I just heard Paris's second single off her album yesterday. Its called Turn it up. It has got to be THE LAMEST SONG EVER. I went are you kidding, she should know better. Its fluff, with a kicking beat, but lame song in general. I mean at least her first single "Stars are blind" was a REALLY good song. I mean it wasn't bad at all, in fact I loved it. UGH Paris, you get the Chancla for the day.. dont release that crap, stupid hoe!

Okay on to another subject. Justin... Have you heard his new track? OMFGWTFBBQ! That is off the hook! I can't wait to grind to it at a club. Get that FREAK on! Im bringing SEXY BACK!! 2 Sexy!

Oh one last tidbit? Have you seen the Collin Farell Sex tape? I love that guy, hes hot and everything, but damn guy, with that ahem ahem, you would think you would be better at ahoo ahoo!

Til Tomorrow!

Tia Tortilla Si Se Puede

So SORRY about yesterday. I was pretty busy all day long :) NO BLOG NO BLOG... dont cry... Its back! And its hairy.. But as long as its not a hairy back WEE!

So Let me tell you about Tia Tortilla Si Se Puede... Two days ago me and alex were at the gas station. You know you pump your gas and go. Its alot like sex. Not that I would know though. Because im a virgin nun. Anyhow. So we were there, he was pumping gas, i was in the car and I look and I see a lady in the garbage cans picking up garbage. normal right? Well yes and no. So what was she doing that was different? THE BITCH WAS ON HER CEL PHONE! I looked at alex and we both went what the fuck is a comadre doing on her cel phone while picking cans. UM Bitch.. let me school you on the ethics behind can picking. IF YOU CAN afford a Cel phone, you dont need to pick cans. Its not that lucritive. So Tia Tortilla Si Se Puede, YOU SUCK! You should leave the can picking for those who can NOT have a cel phone or a place to live. And how much you want to bet you get welfare? UGH lame bitch needs to be hit with a chancla!

IM BACK.. thank the lord I am back I am baaaaaack!

And I wish I wasnt here... Wasnt here, wasnt here Wasnt heeeeeeeeeeeere!!! LOL.
I think I had too many days off of going to bed late, sleeping in... and well ahh.. Relaxation!

So Im back with A ROBERTLESS workplace, Things seem kinda normal right now, I have a full plate.. But I do miss that fellah already :) I hope he has wild success.. I know this isnt the end! HA! You cant rid of us this quickly SENIOR AGUINAGA, Charter member of the big heads have BIG.......... Thoughts brotherhood. LOL

So I think You know the recap of the weekend, I was in touch with everyone from the get go on where I was, who I was with, Who i was doing LOL JUST KIDDING! IM A VIRGIN! A NUN! A VIRGIN NUN! LOL.

Okay enough of that silly talk. It was relaxing over all and last night We slept on our new matresses... Ahh and for those of you thinking.. Yeah Right New Matresses, You broke them in didnt you.. I will never tellllll......

I hope I can tolerate evil that comes my way.. talks to me, gets near me, trys to eat me... It is lurking.. I will avoid it, like the plague.. I will toss cookies at it, and say "dejame en paz, no tengo tiempo para ti muneca puerca, comete una galleta".... AND WHATTTTT

awwwww its thursday

and i got up like an hour ago... jealous? LOL! HELLS NAH! im kinda bored today.. but alex is off, so maybe ill help him pain the doors and what not today. We shall see!!!

So what have i done so far now that my vacation is half way over? Well.. we went to 2 bar b ques, went to Monterey, Carmel, 17 Mile Drive... went to beerbust... well i went to beerbust lol.. went shopping.. slept in, relaxed, played video games, drank some, drank alot, went to DnB's for Roberts going away.... I can say that I have been busy but loving every minute of it, well loving every minute im not at work is most like it.

Maybe we will do Great America today.... time will tell... WEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awwwww its thursday

and i got up like an hour ago... jealous? LOL! HELLS NAH! im kinda bored today.. but alex is off, so maybe ill help him pain the doors and what not today. We shall see!!!

So what have i done so far now that my vacation is half way over? Well.. we went to 2 bar b ques, went to Monterey, Carmel, 17 Mile Drive... went to beerbust... well i went to beerbust lol.. went shopping.. slept in, relaxed, played video games, drank some, drank alot, went to DnB's for Roberts going away.... I can say that I have been busy but loving every minute of it, well loving every minute im not at work is most like it.

Maybe we will do Great America today.... time will tell... WEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!