WOOHOO, TGIF

Thats thank god im fat! HA!

Last night i have a bitch... you know me always something to bitch about... SO Ale'x friend Claw came over last night with his boyfriend ADD. Why in the fuck do they bring their dog with them? WHY.. god its fucking annoying. That we have to yell at MY dog to stay away from their BITCH. UM THEY DIDNT EVEN FUCKING ASK to bring their dog. They just take it everywhere.. Like seriously would I take my dog to my friends house without asking? FUCK no, why because its rude and tacky. I absolutely HATE it that his friend and his sister does the same thing. ITS FUCKING STUPID that we have to lock max up so their bitches can walk aroudn the house uninterupted. My poor Maxie. I gave him a couple of treats last night I felt so bad.

Anyhow today is another pivotal day! Its MY personal last day to work with Roberto, the meester boss who is hands down top notch. I will miss him, but he taught me alot and i know this isnt the end. Just make sure you save us a spot there at yer new company Robert. K THANKS!!!! Whens the Bar B Que senior? I want to jump on your trampoline! Could you imagine that.. Chichis flying everywhere and i jump too high and far and land in the creek. WEEEEEE!!!

Then again if we win the lotto this weekend, how about i take an extended vacation.. you know like oh.. im calling in RICH! HA!

SO next week i might not have any blogeritos... I may, may not.. so not sure.. but you all come back naw!

Star Jones!

HEFFA THATS WHAT YOU GET. I feel like I was fired.. guess what, well now you are you whore! HA HA HA HA HA! Day 1 of the view without ya. Well im leaving in the fall, (let me interview with people magazine).. Nah uh you proverbial cow, you are no longer welcome here! Somehow I despise your presence Star... Heffer who lost that much weight in diet/excercize... You were fabulous as a big girl, now you look like an alien with a big head and HUGE eyes... you will always be a heffer. Star.. its time to fall out of your sky you big ugly (oh yes your husbands gay (or blind)!).

So now that I got my I hate star jones moment off my boobies.. lets talk grocery shopping.. It was beautiful yesterday i gave my sister 100 bucks to shop for me and a grocery list.. They came back with 45 bucks (yep 65$ grocery bill). AND they got EVERYTHING on my grocery list! and then some!!!!! YAY!!!!!

Which means more money for me for my 9 days off! What am i going to do? Monterey, Grandmas, Sonoma... oh the places we will go! I do plan on cleaning out the garage too. As long as I am away from work, life is good.

B.E.T Awards!

Did ya watch them? HEELS no i aint a brotha, do i look like im a ghetto superstar? AHEM YATCHES, WE ALL ARE GHEETO SUPERSTARS, That is what we are...... MMHMMM... Well if you watched it you would know "Do you want to come, 3121" WOOHOO! Prince rocked the motha fuckin HAUSE!!! You would also know that he WON another awared.. Best Male R&B. MMHMM!!! I loved his performance working out the Chaka Khan Lifetime Achievment music montauge. 2 funky, 2 sexy.. THEM SUITS... God I love that purple man!!!

So just 2 more days left til I need to figure out what to do with myself! Man a week of good ole R n R is so necessary. Going to need it to prepare for the weeks ahead. I imagine work is going to be a battle. I need to ask for a raise too.. I didnt get one this year, because my mini-promo last year. Im thinking I need to figure out how to make me seem invaluable lol. I could just say, I need a raise cuz im pretty and I need beauty products.. and that means i need more money! HAHAHA.

Okay enough rambling... TATAFOHNAAAW

What happened to monday?

I was lazy hung over grouchy and ugly. We dont blog on days where our beauty is questionable. Its just not safe!

PRIDE IS OVER /CRY Which is good because OMG i spent so much money partying this month.. Drinking, being lushy. and with san jose, santa cruz.. and finally San Fran. we ended it lovely. I got to see FEY and Gloria Trevi FINALLY! LIKE OMG FINALLY! I didnt eat anything, so i was REALLY hammered.. and realized that I dont drink during the week, but when i do drink, I DRANK! I drank like a fish... I think I need to go to Weekend AA. Hi my name is reuben and im a weekend drunk. (looks around the room) HEY BITCHES!! (get it, all my friends are there with me LOL). YEP Bee, Antonio, Sal, Comadre, Michele, EVERYONE.. ya all a buncha lushes! Maybe we should get t-shirts made... what would they say? Thank you mam, Ill have another? Kinkay!!!

Anyhow it was hella fun. We have pictures and as soon as I upload them, the link will be posted. So you can see just how much fun we had.

Okay back to work I go.. short week for me. Long weekend.... 9 days.. whatever will I do??

The Green Grouchies

Remember those? I do... they havent visited me in a LONG time... But they are here today.. so I am THE green grouchie... beware... BEEEWARE!!!! lol. Just give me another hour while my caffine injection takes place.. as soon as its thorougly distributed through my body.. you will be safe to look at me.

Anyhow, while I get over my PMS... lets talk about this weekend shall we? You know HAPPY OMFG IM A SUPER GAY weekend?

This weekend will be full of surprises, good times, lots of drinking, sun, and naked people who think its okay to show their goodies... Then we wonder why the gays are categorized as perverts... its okay I know I am! But see me walking naked? HELL NO.. I respect your necessity to actually use your eyes again after going blind from my chichis saying Hello look at me and my chichis! lol.

I am sure we will have some stories this weekend.

Hotter than a witches what??

Yes, The heat is ooooon.. On the street, The heat is ON. If you Remember where that came from, BITCH YOUR OLD!

So last night, we had an impromptu get together at my place. We swam, We laughed, We watched so you think you can dance.. WE ate.. We drank beers.... all to escape the heat me thinks. And it ended with Roberts quick stop bye my lil housie.. and the departure after the Hills.... GOOD TIMES.

Oh speaking of the Hills.. DUDE.. Jason is still soooo hot. The other love of my life I tell ya. Hes a bad ass player.. poor Lauren. Shes going to get involved again with the biggest jerk ever. Its okay though hes hot.. RIGHT BEE.....

Too sexay!

So ever have one of those days where you shave right, hair comes out JUST right, and you walk around feeling like a million bucks? Well I would say Im having one of those days, but I feel more like a buck fifty. You know just enough for a cheeseburger and x-small soda? (diet of course). I could never feel like a million bucks.. but I have felt like a million pounds.. or did I weigh a million pounds? HEFFAH!!

Oh speaking heffer.. last night I ate like half a pizza.. its okay though.. its from Little Cesars.. so its the equivalant to just eating cardboard with cheese on it. So i got my fiber...

Oh one more thing. We went in the hot tub last night... and this woman was in there.. with dark hair, kinda heavy set probalby in her early 20's... Well she gets up to leave.. and THE BEAST HAD MORE HAIR ON HER BACK THAN ME! not that im a hairy back bitch.. but DUDE IM A GUY! It was so eeeeeeeeeew! I nearly lost my pizza.... I think God was trying to tell me something.. He said Heffer, you keep eating a half cardboard/cheese pizza like that and your gonna look like her.. and for that i will give you the back of the chewbacca... so get in shape fatty... and it was spoken...

R

You take the good, you take the bad

You take em all and there you have....... SING IT CHILDREN OF THE 80's...... "THE FACTS OF LIFE".....

So yesterday was sorta a shitty day. A day where you think its going well, things happen and your happy place is all about your sad place. Kinda like a bad BJ. you know your happy cuz your getting a wowie.. and then the teeth.. LOL.

Anyhow and number 1, which is far worse than 2. My boss is on short timers now. So yeah hes abandoning ship to somewhere else. While it is going to be a bittersweet goodbye, I am happy for him. I am sad to loose someone that I know for myself looked up to. The only person that made me truly want to do more for myself and make em proud ya know. He was the rare boss you came to work for, not avoided. I wont get all sappy but yeah.. Robert I know you read this, you suck big headed brother =p

Anyhow so quickly, i took my car in to get the sunroof fixed.. finally they fix it.. BUT.. theres a but here. They broke my passenger seatbelt adjuster.. its like missing now and it ='s INSTANT GHETTO CAR. THEN! then in my trunk they somehow cracked the inside frame... nice.. SO they ordered the parts and I get to take my car back in! YAY ME.. bastard whores... i was so mad. SO I think im the only guy with a 2007 beat up caliber. They are still whores.. lol.

RA

The fight, the drama, the Lucha Libre!

Nachhhooooooooooooooooooooooooo mama! lol! So Friday night was the double date with my brother and his girlfriend. We went to original Joe's to eat some num nums, then went to see Nacho Libre. AND OMGWTF!! I was dying, it was so funny. It was simple humor, simple storyline, simple and hecka funny. I HIGHLY recommend it! With that, i decided im going to be a lucha libre for Halloween! WEEEE! VIVA!

Saturday the inlaws came over lol. Had us a bar b que, went swimming and had a great time! WEEE FUN FUN~!

SUNDAY, this is the day of the drama. So We went to beerbust, good times right. YAY, drinking, YAY shots, YAY us, YAY me, just YAY DAMNIT! Well... right before we are leaving mikey and jamie get into it. Like arguing, next thing they start swinging. I went OMG, they got drug out, and then more fighting outside, there was puddles of blood everywhere. It was drama, I felt so bad... It was a good fight though! Im mexican, you know i love them fights! shooooo! =p

Paz!

Doorknobs?

Okay, so who would have thought that doorknobs cost so much money? UGH! so we have 6 doors total in our place. So we go to target last night to hunt for the 6 doorknobs.. im thinking 6 or 7 bucks each right.. From our gifties from our house warming, we got $120.00 in target gift cards... YAY! So door knob hunt begins... we find em and holy jesus! They were 14 bucks average... so 80 bucks of my 120 down to the door knobs. I mean who cares its just door knobs! UGH! I would rather have the Magic Bullet! or was that a silver bullet? Oh wait, I dont use vibrators.. Magic Bullet it is!!! But newp no magic bullet.. just door knobs lol. Well i hear there are dirty people out there who use doorknobs for pleasure.. i dont want to know why or how, but ......

I just paid my insurance today.. UGH there goes extra cashola! down the tubes.. down the Felopian tubes! Im giving birth to an empty bank account! LOL!

Anywho.. nuff bout me, lets talk about you... Tell me things.. or like bee would say.. Tell me why? =p

The hills

Sooo I just love guilty pleasures in life. You know like that extra chocolate chunk cookie, your ben and jerrys ice cream, the cabana boy... things you Like but probably shouldnt, like feet (LOL JUST KIDDING EEEW CHEESY TOE LOVERS!!). Well mine is Laguna beach, and its great spin off the hills.... Lauren.. LC oh what would I do without you in my life. You make me turn into a big chismosa after every show. The texts, the phone calls did you see that? can you believe shes that stupid? Giiiiiiiiiirl!!! I think I am now officially a comadre! ELLLLLLLA!!!

Anyhow, so yeah thats that. Today is pay day = Grocery shopping day, Pay my bills day! Cry cuz im broke again day! LOL. Good lord why can't life be as easy when i was 21.. no cares in the world, just prioirities in life.

Oooo i got another house warming gift today! Its a margarita mixer set. OOOOH THE FUN I WILL HAVE! THNKS TRACY!!!

Hiv/Aids

I know I have plenty of people who read this, so I want to take today out for the cause. Approximately 1 in ever 50 people living in San Fransisco is living with HIV/Aids. If you can imagine, thats a DEVISTATINGLY large number. SO with this I want you if you have the extra 10 or 20 bucks , please Sponsor to my friend Marks journey through the Aids Walk.

http://www.aidsmarathon.com/participant.asp?runner=SF-4466&EventCode=HN06

Any money helps, its all for a good cause! And also on that note, All ya'all promiscuous girls, better be practicing safe sex. Its SOOO not worth it to have to deal/fight the disease that causes aids. So protect yourself, protect your partner or partners WHORES lol You get what i mean though, all joking aside.

On that note, lets talk happy things, like CHICHIS! Chichis always make me happy.. oh yeah, hopefully tomorrow ill be able to publish my fag hag application!!! DING DING DING!

The weekend Festivities!

So after a long 3 day weekend I have to admit WOW. THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT! The wedding was beautiful! The argument after the wedding wasnt.. The house warming was Fabulous, the mess after wasn't, The drinking was fantastic, the hangover oh hell it wasnt lol. THis weekend was fabulous, and you know something even the wasn'ts don't compare to how much fun this was.

So the housewarming was a wild success. Most people showed up, we were politically incorrect, drinking, eating, even some dancing lol. I have to admit good times, good eats and good friends. To those who didnt make it, you misssed out!!!!!

Then the club was later, boy i was already drunk from the party.. so i got worse drunk, fell in the club LOL. HILARIOUS! went home passed out... WOke up and tried to break that hangover before SJ Pride... I broke it alright... drank more.. drank again... I think i had enough liquor this weekend to kill a town of pygmy people. LOL.. pygmy people? WTF! hahahaha

And yesterday I rested... and I loved it... I am quite content with it all though. It feels really good to have a day and chill with alex just us you know. Im a lucky man to have such a lucky fella and lucky life.. its soooooo good!

Til tomorrow!

Thnkz 4 da pichichis!

Thank ya everyone who responded to me personally from my yesterdays post. Seriously it ment alot to me. I think im over that dramatic episode. Damn im going to make myself my own Novella! what would i call it? Sausy chichi? Panca lleno? Pinche Gordo? hmmm.... lets just call it DRAMA DRUNK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

So alex's family came over yesterday. For the first time his mom stopped bye to visit since we moved and it was really fun. He had a couple friends over too, so it was a full house. His Nephew who wanted to go swimming was adorable. He had SOOOOO much fun, it was crazy. He was jumping in the pool mind you its cold by now lol he didnt care.. hes 3 and you could tell. Careless silly kid. Got to love him.

Anyhow, so its pride weekend in san jose. Im planning to paint the town purple. I need my haircut today badly. I decided that per roberts inquiry.. if I dont get my haircut today, im shaving it off myself. =) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I love summer hair.. or is summer hair highlights? i mean Gaylights? Cuz any man with highlights has sugar in their tank! =p

Til Tuesday..

My life... the rant.

So this is going to be long, but be prepared. I am hoping this is deep enough that you feel what im feeling, and are thankful that you can walk away from this knowing your life isnt mine.

So today (yesterday if its friday) I got a call and from my bro and my sister (not ashley, but my sis through my dad) she made a comment about me for no reason that really got to me. She is getting married to a guy who cheats on her regularly (like as in 2 months ago got caught)... and naturally my brother said he didnt approve and she had the audacity to tell my Brother this: That she doesnt get WHY he doesnt approve of her marriage (to the cheating man) yet he approves of me and alex since we are living in sin. Um. Can I ask you why I was brought up in your petty tyrade? Sounds petty but it hits close to home.

I also realized that this is why I am NOT in touch with my dad. Yes we have made up our differences, but do you think that I could bring alex over to my dads house? NO.. would his beliefs get in the way, Yep...I know he blames my mom for me being gay, but oh he couldnt be farther from the truth. Would it be best if I didnt exist? Im sure you've thought that Oscar.. or Dad i should say. Remember not talking to me? Remember avoiding me at my uncle's funeral? God I could go on about you. But get this... you know the bible you read out of to throw your beliefs on me, I Probably know it better than you... I can throw scriptures at you and you will KNOW to keep your mouth shut and remember per your bible.. that the only one to judge is your God. I see the same belief in my sisters comments above. So I know where they came from. While I am hurt yes... I am used to it by this point. We only get one life to live, and have I EVER been mean to you or hurt you? NO i doubt it, so why would you do that to me? do you love me? nah... If you did you would realize that love is unconditional.

You know being gay isnt easy, in fact its downright ugly at times. (have you seen me with no make up at times =p) LOL kidding. But I am positive that people who are brought up in christianity are convinced that we CHOSE this life. You know something, dealing with predjudice, being called faggot, having shit thrown at you, having your family tell you you cant drink out of the same glasses, Having family call you sinner because we are related to a pastor, Having the YOUTH paster at your church tell you, that girls probably dogged you out and thats what happened, or living in the fear or being outed and having people hate you and protest your existance and not given the right to love witout predjudice.. isnt a cake walk.

If I HAD a choice, I would have a wife and kids and have this LIFE i was instructed was the RIGHT way. Well the easier way I guess. I know that in my life it isnt right for me. In your eyes im living in sin, in my eyes, im living my life the best way I know how and being happy being myself, loving and being loved.

And then I realize that no matter WHAT you say or WHAT you think.. im not accountable for YOUR own actions or YOUR beliefs but I am accountable for mine. I want people who think my life is evil and that YOUR better than me because your going to heaven and per YOUR rules, I am not.. guess what, that finger of blame your pointing.. shove it up your ass.. I am done hiding from you, from your words, from your beliefs. And in doing so, I am out from your shadows and into the light. Love it? Like it? I hope so, because I LOVE ME.

Paz.

HAIR

Um... why does this make or break you? Right now I look like a dirty mexican who is about to whistle at EVERY damn girl with legs that walks bye. Well either that or I look like super mario brothersAnd YEP its all because I need a freaking haircut. I will get one tomorrow before the wedding I hope. HOPE... because if not, how am i going to steal the show! I mean... how can I Be the sexy beast that I was meant to be... if my locks need a trimming... oh lets not get started about the necessity for a bikini wax LOL!! JUST KIDDING! Trim the hedges, but dont burn the bush down I always say. LOL!!!

Oh so yes, The new Paris Hilton single came out yesterday. And haters can hate all they want because they hate her... but THAT SONG IS DAMN GOOD! Alex thought it was Gwen Stefani when he heard it... I did too.. it definatly is a bite off her sound, but its really good, really catchy clean summery goodness.. DONT HATE BITCHES, LOVE IT, CHERISH IT, LISTEN TO IT........ and Like it.. mmmhmmmm...

Til tomorrow

I need me a hag! **apply within**

This is the weekend of the devil. I have the wedding friday, The house warming saturday, sunday is pride and monday off... so am i busy? YA THINK??? lol. Its going to be nuts, but all good.. Life is good you know!

Oh yes.. about the subject, Yes I need me a good fag hag. You know the pretty girl that hangs with the gay boys and goes to eat with them, they shop together, go out together, have fun togheter... Its odd that I dont really have one.. well my sister, but she doesnt do alot of things with us.. Summer is here...

I need a tan, im starting to plae out i think. what do YOU think? Am i still sexy? Yeah, of course I am.. but am I DARK and sexy?? LOL!!!

GoGo Bear!

Yep and the new name is given unto me, after Sunday I am officially dubbed GoGoBear hahaha... LOL Sooo sunday was off the hook. Screw the weekend, it was all about Sunday. Going to club caution having a blast. Getting DRUNK off the hook to the freestyle, hip hop and dancing like no one was watching... When we dance on gogo blocks, benches, chichis and everything else... ya realize that, thats what life is about. Enjoying it.. it was one of those days, thats going down in the history of my group. No Drama, No fighting, Nothing but drinking, dancing, insane fun, it was a who cares whos watching it was our day hahahaah. Oh yeah the Owners of the bar loved us... hell they gave us enough free drinks LOL. Hell i left with an extra drink ticket! /cry wasted booze! They were sad when we were leaving. man.. good times! I did catch the fun on a little video clip, so if you want to see it, ping me... youll see what i am talking about.

To the long week ahead and the LONGER weekend! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Have you everrr.......

Ate too much and realized you were eating too much yet the food was so good, your like fuck it... this is some good num nums? Welll leemme tell you lol. Last night david, myself and his mommy went to eat. and we ate right... then it was desert time and we could not stop eating lol.. LIKE OMG choclate cake, check, ice cream, check, cobbler, check... heffers, doublecheck! LOL

Comadre... comes como vallena

And to Bianca.... HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY. Ya hungover monkey.. ya look like ya feel MMHMMM... oh the weekend of more hangovers are on the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

The cashola blues

Ever feel like you never have enough? UGH! Yesterday i was looking at upstairs and thinking fuck there is no way anytime in the short term that i would be able to afford to fix up stairs right now. I still need to buy an air conditioning which im keeping an eye out for a sale. But to buy the floorboards or fix up the upstairs in general is gonna cost more money than i can afford. And right now the goal is to pay off the credit cards, and just get outa debt, so putting floorboards on them or building that little closet we want to build is just not in the budget. The good thing is downstairs is a done deal. Nothing to do there anymore.

UGH I need a second job! At Home Depot so i get the discount LOL. Do they have jobs for pretty people like me? Could i just be a host and say welcome to Home Depot.. HI hot construction worker guy. lol cuz lawd knows theres plenty o them there.... ahhh maybe thats not a bad idea lol. then again i would be fired after day two for trying to hit on day worker outside. LOL JUST KIDDING!!!

Anyhow.. with that we are on thursday... i hope today goes well... i have that sinking feeling...