Too sexay!

So ever have one of those days where you shave right, hair comes out JUST right, and you walk around feeling like a million bucks? Well I would say Im having one of those days, but I feel more like a buck fifty. You know just enough for a cheeseburger and x-small soda? (diet of course). I could never feel like a million bucks.. but I have felt like a million pounds.. or did I weigh a million pounds? HEFFAH!!

Oh speaking heffer.. last night I ate like half a pizza.. its okay though.. its from Little Cesars.. so its the equivalant to just eating cardboard with cheese on it. So i got my fiber...

Oh one more thing. We went in the hot tub last night... and this woman was in there.. with dark hair, kinda heavy set probalby in her early 20's... Well she gets up to leave.. and THE BEAST HAD MORE HAIR ON HER BACK THAN ME! not that im a hairy back bitch.. but DUDE IM A GUY! It was so eeeeeeeeeew! I nearly lost my pizza.... I think God was trying to tell me something.. He said Heffer, you keep eating a half cardboard/cheese pizza like that and your gonna look like her.. and for that i will give you the back of the chewbacca... so get in shape fatty... and it was spoken...

R