Doorknobs?

Okay, so who would have thought that doorknobs cost so much money? UGH! so we have 6 doors total in our place. So we go to target last night to hunt for the 6 doorknobs.. im thinking 6 or 7 bucks each right.. From our gifties from our house warming, we got $120.00 in target gift cards... YAY! So door knob hunt begins... we find em and holy jesus! They were 14 bucks average... so 80 bucks of my 120 down to the door knobs. I mean who cares its just door knobs! UGH! I would rather have the Magic Bullet! or was that a silver bullet? Oh wait, I dont use vibrators.. Magic Bullet it is!!! But newp no magic bullet.. just door knobs lol. Well i hear there are dirty people out there who use doorknobs for pleasure.. i dont want to know why or how, but ......

I just paid my insurance today.. UGH there goes extra cashola! down the tubes.. down the Felopian tubes! Im giving birth to an empty bank account! LOL!

Anywho.. nuff bout me, lets talk about you... Tell me things.. or like bee would say.. Tell me why? =p