
So SORRY about yesterday. I was pretty busy all day long :) NO BLOG NO BLOG... dont cry... Its back! And its hairy.. But as long as its not a hairy back WEE!
So Let me tell you about Tia Tortilla Si Se Puede... Two days ago me and alex were at the gas station. You know you pump your gas and go. Its alot like sex. Not that I would know though. Because im a virgin nun. Anyhow. So we were there, he was pumping gas, i was in the car and I look and I see a lady in the garbage cans picking up garbage. normal right? Well yes and no. So what was she doing that was different? THE BITCH WAS ON HER CEL PHONE! I looked at alex and we both went what the fuck is a comadre doing on her cel phone while picking cans. UM Bitch.. let me school you on the ethics behind can picking. IF YOU CAN afford a Cel phone, you dont need to pick cans. Its not that lucritive. So Tia Tortilla Si Se Puede, YOU SUCK! You should leave the can picking for those who can NOT have a cel phone or a place to live. And how much you want to bet you get welfare? UGH lame bitch needs to be hit with a chancla!

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