Dreamz

So i had the weirdest dream ever last night. I dreamt that I was going to marry this girl for my mother because WE ALL KNOW that i would never marry a woman because i genuinely liked her. LOL. Anyhow so i kept telling my mom that im gay and i didnt want to marry her and she would yell at me like a crazy lady and say, YOU WILL GET USED TO IT! And would ignore anything I said after. WTF! Anyhow I dumped her in my dream because she wanted to have sex and i said sorry lol. And my mom had a panic attack over it because she wasnt getting her wedding. Well well well..... lol. What a crazy ass dream. THANK GOD IM GAY!

Todays Tidbit: A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush! which means were eating bird or was that bush? hmmmmmm =p