Big folk

Today I had an epiphany of life per say. And it has to do with my own life and being a big folk. I decided that Fuck it all.. We have extremes... like Clarissa Flockhart and we have the other extremes like bean bag people... and where do I fall in? In the middle.. Am i a heffer beast YES, Do i have 2 chins? NO! THANK GOD. Do i need to get a lil thinner.. possibly? But for what? Do i need to look any hotter than I DO? HELLS NO.. id ruin EVERYONES GAME hahah.. Even Bee's game.. Cuz you know these milkshakes.... mmmhmmmm

Anyhow So its friday, all my bitches are going to Long Beach Pride and it hurts my soul that I am not going, even though i have the means to go... but i would need to take off today and monday.. and My boss would make me feel guilty and i wouldnt have fun. Cuz lemme tell ya, THAT ROBERT is a guilt trip KING. What your Leaving 5 minutes early? YOU JUST GOT HERE! lol.

Its all good its gay season again.. did you know we have a season? Were like Artichokes... except we dont live in watsonville and we dont give you gas.. LOL

Happy Friday!