Do you have those days in life where you feel like a beast? Where you wake up and go hmm.. did i get out of bed, or did I ROLL out of bed? You take a shower or do you TAKE the shower (probably with you because you couldn't get out of it you fat ass?) lol i dont know what that one meant but anywho.. Well today I shaved my burns off.. Yes folk no more Elvis. I shaved my fuzzy chinny chin chin too and well I think it makes me look way more pudgy. I dont think I KNOW. I am Pudgster Pudgaroonie, sexy in everything that is heffer.
I guess in a nutshell its a Fat Friday. If it walks like a heffer, talks like a heffer (moo), Must be Betsy and Berty Cow. And today I AM Berty Cow.
Oh did you not LOVE Ugly Betty last night? I hate Walter.. lol.. hes so hard to look at, kinda like me on Fat Friday. Speaking of Fat Friday... Fat Tuesday is coming up. That is February 20th and MY goal is to drop 10 pounds by Fat Tuesday :) THink I can do it? Turn this Super Fat ass into Super Sexy Buns of steel? (dials dr 90210) LOL!!
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