Friday, October 27, 2006

My encounter with the heffer

So, I have a little story. And im going to be verbose, because its my blog lol. And let me tell ya how I really feel.

So Yesterday after a Long day at work I go to frys to pick up Marvel Ultra Alliance for the xbox360. I look and none.. so i go to ask the guy at the counter. So while hes looking i see a fat older guy beer belly dirty white tshirt, very balding.. dirty old man (for the purposes of my evil, his name is Heffer)with a copy in his hand. So i say obviously it exists he has one. So the heffer hears me. And the same time the Frys worker goes we only have in one copy. Great. So Holy Heffer has no life says laughing "This guy looks like he wants to beat me up for my game". Um yeah fat ass, your THAT cool and I SO wish I was you right now with that game in my hand. He then says to me, "Ill trade you if you find me a copy of Nacho Libre". I completely ignore ugly, because well what else am i supposed to do. Toss this guy a Number 5 supersized and a instructional manual on "How to get a life by not looking like Sin, because SIN is ugly and so is he." So to make the story worse... I get something else, and im in line and HEFFER is next to me looking at me taunting me with his fatness because like a moth to a flame, you cant stop staring at a train wreck of ugly sin. Anyhow lady tells me ATM or Credit, to which i say ATM.. so dumb Frys employee asks me for my ID. So EVIL me replies and I raise my voice. MY ID? MY Pin number is my ID. She gives me the eeeew go to hell look. I leave and I hate the world. Ahhh venting over.. and no i never got my game /cry.

Anyhow on to happier notes. Did you watch Ugly Betty last night? Why is her Nephew getting gayer and gayer. I about died when he said he was Fred Estair.. And I am really starting to love Willamena. She is the equivalent of all gay boys and how they wish they could be when they get older. Fabulous, Bitchy and Evil... ahh to be the gay. Ain't that right Stace?!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Aww, thanks for the shout out boo...I think? :)