Did I ever tell you that? Calm down little demon! Actually nah, im just happy to see you!!!!
Speaking happy to see you, did you know that someone could have been happy to see me yesterday?? LOL! So i was in the tub cuz you know fat people take baths in about an inch of water. Anyhow, so they are painting our building and they put the scaffolding around the bathroom window and i didnt realize that. and while i was in the tub i saw someones hands moving past the window and then i saw their head peak over the window... OMFG talk about petrified!! I had to slowly move and hide/duck against the wall to close the window with one swift move of my hand. I was so fuckin imberassed! HILARIOUS i tell you! it was one of those life prediaments that you have to wonder about.. Oh did i tell you that this year ive lost 22 pounds already by just eating better!!!! Isn't that precious! **hold me**!
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